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I ❤️ SUBTITLES

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'respectively' is such a good sentence modifier. it allows you to define lists in parallel and zip them

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When Superman bursts into Lex's office and he's like "we finally meet" what???? You hate him so much you've orchestrated a WAR and you stalk the people who comp him FALAFEL and you stole his DNA TO CLONE HIM but you've never actually met??? You're just in a parasocial relationship. With Superman????

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this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

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hsm watch party outfit 🩷

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my worst trait rn is how much im considering seeing jaws (1975) for the first time in 4dx before i go to a mamma mia drag show even tho theres no way id handle that movie well

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I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

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i think leorio likes it idk

reference:

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School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end

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nightmare: trapped in highway traffic w my dad who keeps grumbling abt how going to the city is never worth it

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"There's no platonic explanation for this!!" said about something that there would be an obvious platonic explanation for if society hadn't convinced everyone that platonic relationships were less intimate and inherently inferior to romantic relationships.

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VICTORIA WINTERS (1966) & MARY POPPINS (1964)

You must be kind, you must be witty; very sweet and fairly pretty.

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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completely normal middle schoolers. totally average. I'm serious.

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aliens made first contact with my coworker last night

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