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Terrible Adulting Advice
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Make plans you don't intend to keep
That way you can tell other people you're busy; you can always cancel the original.
#fake plans and real plans#how to get out of obligations#if you do want to go out#just cancel the first plan#you weren't planning on keeping it in the first place#how to avoid social activities 101#cantimbusy#when you don't want to go out so you say you have 'plans'#honestly same though#terrible adulting advice#not the best way to actually live
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It's best to either squirrel away, or spend all your money
Don't try finding an inbetween, we both know you won't be able to keep up with it.
#treat yo self#be a hoarder#there is no balance#spend money#save money#having money is a gift and a curse#save it up or spend it all#save for a rainy day#who actually makes sound decisions about saving?#terrible adulting advice#not the best way to actually live
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Treat everyday like a mental health day
Don’t do anything, ever, just relax.
#mental health days are actually important though#please note that we are joking about the amount/intensity of the day#self love#mental health days#relaxation#responsibility is not helpful for self care#treat yo self#take care of yourself everyday#decent advice... but use in moderation
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Just binge watch all your shows, who knows when you'll have time to watch them at a normal/healthy pace.
#how to watch tv#watch all the tv#tv bingeing#being healthy is for losers#non-stop television#but at the same time...#some terrible advice#how else are you supposed to keep up
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Like things both by default and choice.
#how to pick favorites#if you've only got one option#you might as well like it#but if you can choose#choose what you like#some more realish advice#life is more positive if you try to enjoy things
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Wear what you want
Honestly, as long as you're clothed people won't care.
#dress codes suck#stay clothed people#wear what you like#freedom of self-expression#clothes are important though#please wear clothes#some actualish advice
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Live in your imagination
it’s so much better than the real world.
#imgination#who needs reality#terrible adulting advice#how to be an adult#live in imagination#the real world sucks#we're all going to die anyway
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Want to rebel and express yourself through your looks? Do it with your hair. That shit grows back.
#rebellion#hair is magic#expressyourself#adultingadvice#sort of actual advice???#you can dye it#you can cut it#you can hack it all off#do what you want#youre an adult#take control of your life
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Forget about sleep
Do everything at midnight; new day, new beginnings
#sleep whats sleep?#new beginnings#midnignt#who needs sleep#adults can set their own bedtimes#adultingishard#new day#procrastinationforthewin
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BIOTAS!!
You're a biota, be kind to your fellow biotas.
#biotas#biotas are all living organisms thay exist on the planet of earth#i learned this in geography#idk why#geography for the win#be kind to people tho#we are all biotas#we all exist on this planet#be especially kind to biotas who are waiters/waitresses#dont think this is the right use of the word biota but i dont care
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How to do laundry:
Step 1: Ask your mom to do it for you
#terribleadultingadvice#mompleasehelp#howtowashyourclothes#mom#please#momma#giveup#askmom#momsarethebest#iloveyoumom#appreciateyourmother#letsbereal#laundryistheworstthough
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If you keep getting calls from solicitors/telemarketers, start yelling at them in a different language. Bonus points if you make up your own.
#terribleadultingadvice#telemarketers#whattodowhen#speakingofdifferentlanguages#usingthetelephoneistheworst#bonuspoints#probablyshouldntactuallydothis
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If you ever get lost,
curl up in a ball and cry.
#ifyourelost#real#maybedothis#tearssolveeverything#ammiright?#firstpost#hashtaggingbecausewecan#isthistoomanyhastags#is this how you tumblr?
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Get to know us!!! pLeAsE
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