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[aegist]

if i had a nickel for every time someone has said this to me, id be even more rich than i already am.

[aegist]

@simonbishop

hey simon. i probably couldve guessed that.

[aegist]

@rankpeach

hey cherie. cute name.

[aegist]

@simonbishop @rankpeach

hey. im tony.

[aegist]

you dont hate it that much, though.

I hate to say how funny the series of thuds you made were.

[aegist]

why are people saying my name this time?

[aegist]

yeah, im not scrolling down further than that.

[aegist]

Okay, hi.

[aegist]

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

[aegist]

thats totally fair.

@aegist They tried to fine me $30k for indecency because my tits were out that time I got murdered in Vegas.

[aegist]

yeah i remember. you want me to make a mean tweet? i can probably get all my fanboys to spam them.

@aegist They tried to fine me $30k for indecency because my tits were out that time I got murdered in Vegas.

[aegist]

thats not something i can call myself on daytime tv.

[aegist]

i only call myself polyamorous so people would stop calling me a playboy as if its the 50s and im hanging out in casinos wearing suits with wide lapels and spats.

[aegist]

maybe those anonymous people on the internet are right. our relationship is a farce.

@aegist Oh, fuck, you can actually see what I publicly post?

[aegist]

sorry, ive been here the whole time.

@aegist Oh, fuck, you can actually see what I publicly post?

[aegist]

cant say “im iron man” on a website filled with people from other universes. you just get more questions.

[aegist]

jen is an adult woman. she can go wherever she wants.