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oh my goodness you gave jacobi the nerdy white guy design for his silly nerdy self. incredible. i think of every single one of these designs as 100% canon.

moreeee wolf 359 doodles ummm Jacobi I love you ??

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they should definitely get married but if they do the universe might collapse from awe and slight terror at the collective brainpower

my toxic trait is that i keep getting dr. alana maxwell and dr. ava maddox’s names confused and maybe they should just get married so i can be right

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My favourite underrated kaz moments from the books pt 2

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nah it just doesnt seem like him. doesnt feel in character yknow? but i do think he listens to will wood probably (mostly SELF-iSH but on bad days In Case I Make It)

Crowley is secretly a swifty but would rather die than admit it.

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Will Wood song alignment chart provided to you by my sleepy ass 00:10 am brain

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ok so it’s weird for me, ive always been a really smart kid (i’m not trying to brag or anything, i just really found math easy) and it would all pretty much immediately click for me. then, sometime in 2nd grade we were all being told how to multiply two-digit numbers and it Just Wouldnt Work For Me and i started crying and i had to skip PE because i insisted that i needed to learn. my teacher kept trying to teach me but that method just confused me so then i used the box method and that worked just fine for me then and works fine for me now (although i can multiply a lot of two digit numbers mentally now)

so the moral of the story is, if you need to confuse me show me math/science that just. doesnt work, even if it should be easy.

maybe this is why i’m so drawn to things like quantum physics, because it doesn’t make sense YET simply because we don’t know enough.

anyway ive cried more in english class than math (no thanks to you dylan)

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

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dont forget the

“…stupid.”

“You’re stupid.”

right after that exchange

thinking about how in C26 of midnight burger where caspar is upset about being upset at ava for not having reasons to stay related to him the "I just wanted one of those reasons to be me. about me not being here anymore." vs. ava now very clearly worried that caspar is going to leave

they are so ????!!!?!???

vs. in the S3 finale, ava saying that she's deciding to change now and then bluntly admitting "Don't go." !????? and Caspar's "I'm not going anywhere." and this thing about leaving going on between them just boiled down into those two pieces of dialogue. It's simple (and subtle?), yet so profound.

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in the midst of all these things i do not understand

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gordon porlock secret warlock nerd redditor enemies with the pink-footed geese canonically gay antisocial brazilian archivist played the bass in a power metal band called Pus Crank in high school and basically his only friend keeps getting deep-freezed and he has a tortoise named Waffles :D

what a guy

CANNOT stop thinking about him (gordon porlock)

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qibli wings of fire vs dr ava maddox from midnight burger.

1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

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it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

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DO interact:

173 year old ex-dmv workers, two time escapees of chemical ice jail, presumed insane ivy league professors known for disappearing, restaurant managers who declared war on an intergalactic dictatorship and WON, 20th century christian radio hosts who are “the hot ones,” big malevolent things, unkillable robots made to accost estranged ex-husbands, barts, annas, molotov cocktails brought to you by communism, space pirates, elders who lost an arm in the Justine Burbank system, space pirate lawyers, talking plants who didn’t disclose they were poisonous, cooks who didn’t disclose they were engineers who didn’t disclose they were criminals, zombified mallgoers, aliens interfering with human life for better reality tv, confused motel owners and their cousins, people who couldn’t see Ashley the asteroid, people who could see Ashley the asteroid, booth enthusiasts, pocket dimension dwelling wolves named after the members of a kpop group, redheaded self-fulfilling prophecies who are the river and the tiger and the fire, deadbeat dads with two moms, scientists befriended by fourth dimensional beings, time traveling coworkers who bit and then exploded john wilkes booth, collapsing waveforms that used to be arkansas residents, hogs named pansy, and finally, people who run a diner.

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so are we gonna come up with a ship name for caspar and ava or what

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leif the bicon

gloria the bicon

ava the just general icon (perhaps undiagnosed autism swag)

and caspar the straight white man who likes birds

midnight burger is just so poly

like:

the fact that ava and casper indirectly argued about their problems but their comparing each other to a literal married couple

the fact that ted was like in love with casper

the fact that verge hit on burt burt while they were f-ing leif

the fact that the ex and shell are literally raising kids together

the fact that ex and clementine had some tension there

the fact that terric is basically already dating everyone

the fact that leif and casper have probably kissed before

the fact that gloria and leif are like just peak bisexual x bisexual but doesn’t know it yet

the fact that gloria wanted to fuck an alien and everyone was like “yas bitch slay”

the fact that when gloria wanted to fuck an alien leif was like “but what if they’re gay” (sounded like he was talking from experience)

the fact that leif fucked that one lady that tried to kidnap him.

the fact that leif fucked an orb

just leif

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i love this so much omg

Midnight Burger & Young Leif characters as WTNV intros…

Caspar: Regret nothing, until it is too late. Then regret everything. (10)

Leif: I fought the law and the law won. I ignored the law and the law won. I abided by the law and the law won. (80)

Gloria: A lonely heart. A wandering eye. An empty stomach. A shoulder to cry on. This is what makes us us. (32)

Ava: The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It is only the truth seeker who wonders: why is the glass there? Why is there water all over the floor? Why is it covering every other surface of the house? Who, or what, is doing this to us? (18)

Effie: Our God is an awesome god, much better than that ridiculous god that Desert Bluffs has. (31)

Zebulon: Close your eyes. Let my words wash over you. You are safe now. (5)

Shel: Act natural. Act like all of nature. Act like the entire cycle of life and death and change and rebirth. (46)

Ex: The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time. (54)

Ted: Numbers don’t lie. But humans using numbers lie all the time. (87)

Läfftrax: Now is your chance. Well, that was it. It’s over. Did you do it? Have you achieved what you wanted? No? Ah well. (52)

Clementine: Those who remember history are also doomed to repeat it. (98)

Terric: We make money the old fashioned way. We chemically convert lead into gold. (103)

Tamara: But don’t you see? You never needed anything else. The weird was within you the whole time. (69)

Frank: Cook a feast no family could fully eat. Recite prayers no family could fully believe. And acknowledge a frightful history no family could fully comprehend. (78)

June: The arctic is lit by the midnight sun. The surface of the moon is lit by the face of the Earth. Our little town is lit too, by lights just above we cannot explain. (3)

Chuck: In just a few days the whole story will be known. This is what happens after. (76)

Verge: It takes heart. It takes guts. It also takes cash. It just needs your payment immediately. (30)

Bertiluna: What’s past is prologue. What’s future is epilogue. This right here is maybe chapter 4 or 5. (73)

Dez: Which came first? The chicken, the egg, or airplanes? (92)

Alice: To err is human. But to err is also computer. We’ll have to find another test to reveal which of us are secretly bots. (81)

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the certainty of love.

the dragon prince (2018-?) // midnight burger, chapter 29: stella splendens // two door cinema club, "sun" // welcome to nightvale, ep. 51: rumblings // the sun and the star, rick riordan & mark oshiro // the magnus archives, ep. 200: last words

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LEIF CALLED BARNARD 68 THE SHELLIAC!!!! THATS WHAT HE FIRST THOUGHT TO CALL IT HOLY SH

BECAUSE OF VERGE!