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when you're supplied 2 or more grizzco rollers during a wave

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They will be put in seafood boil 🙏

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clocking in… 🐟🐟🐟🐟

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hate it when this happens 😔

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Salmon Run has been pissing me off

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Grizzco CEO secretly missing, presumed dead for nearly 2 years

By Audrey Ranid - Splatsville Today 2024-03-29

The wooden sculpture radio formerly in the Grizzco lobby. (6-Frisk/Inkimedia Commons)

Internal documents and messages released in the Occupational Regulatory Commission for Accidents v. Grizzco Industries lawsuit states the anonymous founder and CEO of the company, known as Mr. Grizz, hasn't been heard from since September 9, 2022, and the company has been hiding his disappearance since.

The date of his disappearance coincides with the day the bear sculpture in the lobby was stolen, though it's unclear if the two events are linked.

Grizzco's bear statue stolen, and the internet is heartbroken

Grizzco's beloved bear statue found, though it won't be coming back

The documents also confirm that even before Grizz's disappearance, the company used pre-recorded instructions to guide and train employees, and attempt to pass it off as a live radio feed.

Grizz was known to disappear for a days at a time, and while initially believed to be a regular absence, concerns were raised a week later as "there was no sign of him at all", the documents said.

A month later, a search was conducted in order to locate him. Details of this search were heavily redacted, but at the end of the month long search he was presumed dead.

After two months of internal arguments, higher-ups voted to continue running the company using the image of Grizz as a Mascot, with a new CEO in his place.

3 Grizzco Industries higher-ups step down in a single day

Grizzco, when asked about the new CEO, declined to comment.

The ORCA v. Grizzco lawsuit stemmed from a sudden increase in accidents and complaints of unsafe working conditions from numerous employees from the opening of a new worksite.

Many employees have described working on the site as akin to "blood sports," and the site has been given the nickname "Bonerattle Arena" by employees, due to the large number of salmonids "watching and cheering."

Everything you need to know about ORCA v. Grizzco

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this might be the best contribution I have made to the splatoon fandom

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uhh so my SquidTube fyp has been filled with these kinds of videos lately...

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IM NOT A MORON!

I assume my teammates suck until proven otherwise. Not sorry this is the only way to survive out here

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mister grizz as always I'm grateful for this incredible employment opportunity but if you hand me a dynamo roller again I'm going to report you to the fucking labor board

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mister grizz as always I'm grateful for this incredible employment opportunity but if you hand me a dynamo roller again I'm going to report you to the fucking labor board

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mister grizz as always I'm grateful for this incredible employment opportunity but if you hand me a dynamo roller again I'm going to report you to the fucking labor board

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How are you so dripped out i thought grizzco legally mandated you to wear ugly garbage to work

I have spent so many hours working in this shithole that they’ve promoted me from ugly garbage to wearable garbage

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I love my job

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Hey what do I do if I find a salmonid in my toilet???

Uh.

Is it agressive. If it is call. Someone? If not you can probably just pick them up and put them outside

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I fucking hate flyfi-💥💥💥

Story of my lif💥💥

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DID YOU KNOW THAT:

The explorer can kill flyfish

NOW YOU KNOW!

if you have the explosher please for the love of cod kill flyflish. youre making me cry if you dont. do you want to see a little guy cry