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It's been a hot minute on here, damn

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Slingshot: Harlow, we need you to dress up as Santa again.

Harlow: No, I did that last year.

Slingshot: I wasn't asking.

Harlow: Aw shi-

Later:

Harlow, wearing a Santa beard and has her hair tied back and in her hat: It's not even Christmas day....

Olezka: has branches tied to his head and red non-toxic paint on his nose and licking said paint

Harlow: He could've done a better job with trying to make you look like Rudolph...

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More Cybertronian food: first, second, third, fourth, fifth

1) okay shout out to the fan cont Discord server for this one but we got Pringles!!! The Ambus Compact is the group home Minimus lives in, and it’s claim to fame is a graduate who went on to start a chip company named after the compact. Ambles are made of rhodium, with some other palladium variants, and are very shiny. A stick to pull up the chip stack is included in every can.

2) foil floss is a tasty treat that will fall apart in your mouth! Often glittery and glinting from the powdery foil bits that give it flavor, the delicate plastic cloud is a popular street snack or dessert.

3) zircandies are mass-grown cubic zirconia in a variety of beautiful colors and hewn into a rough marble, most commonly colored like a star to mimic a pattern of solar fire across the surface. They really are jawbreakers, being made of a substance nearly as hard as diamond, so they’re meant to be chipped away over a long period of time. A single baggie can last awhile. They’re often found in the pockets of benevolent old mecha, and Kup is never found without at least five on his person. (the picture says zirconium instead of zirconia oops)

4) coolant whip! Usually a cold topping on a sweet treat, but occasionally scooped out and eaten as-is, almost like ice cream.

5) no guesses as to what Prowl’s guilty pleasure is. Wheelnuts are most often made of energon rolls, extruded polystyrene, rubber rolls, or oil loaves, shaped like a wheel and filled with a multitude of flavors. They take different names and shapes depending on where they’re made and what flavor they are, but all of them are called wheelnuts, and they are a staple of Cybertronian bakeries. They come in boxes of thirteen called a Prime’s dozen. Prowl’s favorite flavor is plain iced energon, Smokescreen prefers petrol barrels, and Bluestreak will demolish an oil cream frosted in a few seconds flat.

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I promise she loves Air Raid as a sibling. But the shit he does drives her mad and it doesn't make it any better that he does it on purpose

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the people have spoken, they want Cybertronian food, and who am i to deny them that? first food post here, second one here

1) y’know those cute little jelly shapes with stuff inside them? This is basically that. The most popular inclusions are bismuth because of the iridescence, but other things are added too, like energon crystals, edible plastic figurines, and mirror shards to up the shiny factor.

2) a foamy mat of energon gel and crystal, an energon roll is not unlike a swiss roll. That’s what Blurr is eating in this pic here. Sometimes they’re cut into slices and served as a type of cake, sometimes they’re eaten like a burrito, and sometimes they’re unrolled and baked with plastic and mineral toppings, like a pizza.

3) bauble tea! Cool sweetened energon tea with a clump of nice snacks at the bottom. One type is tar balls, coated in mineral dust to prevent them from gumming up your mouth. If you just eat a tar ball without that, it’s like eating raw peanut butter, you won’t be able to speak for five minutes. Another type is not-quite-orbeez. They can come in many colors, but usually they’re transparent so they can become pink when they soak up energon. Another type is pretty glass marbles! Some places bake the marbles before hand to create a bunch of cracks in the glass so the energon can soak inside and crystalize a bit.

4) yareta forges are another type of cyberflora. They’re based off the actual yareta plant of South America. A yareta forge is essentially a type of hotspot, naturally plugged up and super dense and hot on the inside. The visible “plant” is the scabbed over top, which pushes out the multitude of glass and mineral materials it forges with its extreme pressure. Stishovite and seifertite are bold and spicy when granulated and added to a dish, and coesite shells make for a nice umami crunch when baked into gel or plastic meals. Shocked quartz doesn’t have a strong taste, but it looks gorgeous and isn’t exactly common. Shatter cones might not always be made of edible minerals, but then they’re used as interesting dishware and occasional vases. Lechatelierite glass nuts are most valuable when they’ve bubbled into a hollow, energon-filled cavity, but that doesn’t happen very often.

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3am

Harlow: I wish to sleep

Air Raid: you never sleep anyway. Now, I'm gonna ask again. Do you know the muffin man?

Harlow: SILVERBOLT COME GET YOUR BROTHER

Air Raid: oh so when I do something that is annoying to you. I'm suddenly just *his* brother

Harlow: IT'S 3AM AIR RAID, PLEASE

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Air Raid, singing terribly: HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS-

Harlow: I swear to God if he sings all the way up to Christmas day.

Air Raid: I also learned Belarusian's don't celebrate Christmas until January 7th.

Harlow, a Belarusian-American:

Harlow: Who let you have access to Google

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Gained a Generations Silverbolt via @megatronstillright

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Me talking to little kids

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Playing among us:

Air Raid: Harlow is sus

Harlow: How? No one died yet

Air Raid: Very sus

Harlow: I stg if it's because I'm a redhead again-

Silverbolt: Let's just skip vote

Slingshot: That sounds like something the imposter would say

Silverbolt: What?! No! I'm just saying this emergency meeting is pointless because no one died and Air Raid only hit the emergency button because Harlow is a redhead!

Harlow: I KNEW IT.

Air Raid: Silverbolt, you are starting to sound sus

Silverbolt: Say sus one more time-

Everyone: *votes Silverbolt off*

*Silverbolt was not the imposter*

Harlow: Oops..... Let's vote Air Raid off next

Fireflight, who is actually the imposter: Yes!

Skydive: Harlow-

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Silverbolt: Which one of you did it

Air Raid, Slingshot, and Harlow: .....

Slingshot: Harlow said sometimes people need to get their ass beat, soooooooo

Harlow:

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Silverbolt: We need repairs.

Ratchet: Where's Harlow?

Air Raid: In the hospital.

Ratchet: WHAT?! WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING?! IT WASN'T EVEN A DANGEROUS MISSION!!

Air Raid: All I can say is that it was an accident. 😌

At the hospital:

Harlow: I'm going to kill him.

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Harlow loves listening to Silverbolt sing. For some reason it causes her to fall asleep. When she was doing reports one time, Silverbolt was singing. Harlow literally fell asleep on his desk. It's usually really hard for her to sleep, but somehow Silverbolt's singing makes it easy.

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Air Raid: GoOoOoOoOoOo ToOoOoOoOo SlEeEeEeEeEeEeEep

Harlow: Air Raid.

Air Raid: yessssss?

Harlow: I am this close. To reprogramming you.

Air Raid: Your fingers are touching.

Harlow: Silverbolt isn't here to stop me, so start running.

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Harlow when Slingshot and Air Raid don't cooperate and she's about to lose it, but knows Silverbolt will come for her if she starts a fight: