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there is something erotic about irritating a man. i’m really enjoying pissing you off. do you want fuck me yet

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Can someone draw over this person as Shawn please I'm begging you

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clark having a debate club winner trophy but crashing out two minutes into an interview with lois is so funny

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AO3 easy trick: sometimes when I want to leave a comment on a fic but I dont know what to say specifically I'll just paste my favorite line(s)/little paragraph and then write something like "I loved this so much/this fic is amazing" or even just a string of hearts.

writers love knowing what lines stuck the most and this way you don't need to elaborate too much of your own

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It would be fun to re-learn french, but specifically go for one of the African dialects, just to make it clear that even if I only learned the language to be able to talk to more people, I have no respect for the colonialism. It took immense violence to put french into Africa, but now no amount of violence can take Africa out of french. And I'm joining this fight specifically against you.

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It ain't much, but it's honest work

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Mirages: The Unexpurgated Diary of Anaïs Nin (1939-1947)

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Okay so I’m still like in early in Shawn and Jules relationship but I have a feeling when it comes out that Shawn has been lying it’s not gonna be pretty.

And on top of that, I think that’s also why I’m more interested in Shassie. Because from the start Carlton didn’t believe him, and still refuses to after all this time. And it just idk seems more organic for a relationship to me.

No way is this me saying shassie is better or anything. Just feels like they’re gonna have to work double time to convince us that Juliet and Shawn are meant to be.

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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The absolute power of Brennan asking Rob Reich "Where are you from?" in reference to a bit that's at least half a decade old is unmatched.

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no one can convince me that if the shooting range scene from the pilot had happened with lassie that he wouldnt think shawn is the hottest guy on the planet. lassie would have a gay awakening in that very moment and then have to deal with an 8 season crush on shawn fucking spencer

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PSYCH IS TRENDING?? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025???

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Another year older and wiser! It's been a fairly interesting year, lots of stress from the job but the positives outweigh any negatives. I feel so much closer to my spouse, we're in the process of changing our fitness routines, I managed to complete the longest fic I've ever written and fallen in love with new characters, and made some pretty great friends this year. Truly, happy birthday to me 😊

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Yall see my vision right

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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

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psych au where everything is the exact same except:

shawn gains the ability to actually see ghosts after a really bad motorcycle accident nearly kills him. he still predominantly uses his eidetic memory/keen senses to solve crimes (even if a ghost tells him the culprit, he has to prove it. mostly.), but sometimes his head-start on lassie is genuinely supernatural.

we find out at the end of s1 that henry, who otherwise has an identical relationship to shawn as seen in the show, is actually dead. the original reason shawn came back to santa barbara was for henry’s funeral + to figure out what to do with the house his dad left him…and now currently haunts.

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Shassie Enthusiasts I Need Your Input

I want to write a soulmate AU Shassie fic but I can’t decide what type of soulmate markings to use