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If edmure deflowered or impregnated a daughter of a river lord but edmure himself was married so could not marry her. What would Hoster do?

I mean, the dynamics depend. How powerful is this vassal? How valuable was the daughter's (presumed) virginity to her family? (I'm assuming she's not married here because that'd be a whole other kettle of fish.) If she's pregnant, how are Edmure's legitimate child prospects coming along?

Like I imagine there would be some sort of compensation and/or covering the costs of the bastard, perhaps an arrangement to help get her as good a marriage as can be under these circumstances. There's probably like unofficial rules for this sort of thing, obviously the Tullys aren't the rank of King Robert but you can see what happened with Edric Storm as an example

Just bear in mind the general misogyny of the setting; it's never really about her and what she wants or feels, in nobility daughters are like a bargaining chip and her not being a virgin and/or being pregnant out of wedlock diminishes her value for her family's prospects 😕

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SMASH OR PASS: WESTEROS EDITION

arguments for:

tall, chiselled jaw, cold blue eyes that remind one of the frozen depths of winter

EXCELLENT battle commander. strategic. warning: this may or may not translate in bed.

bald

he WILL do his duty. you can be sure of that.

arguments against:

has all the charisma of boiled turnips.

doesn't understand the joy of a luscious peach

bald

seems to have an unethical non-monogamy thing for his beloved onion knight and/or his bewitching red witch already, may not be able to slot you into his polycule calendar within 10 working days

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Also she would know he is an even greater threat to her children if Robert were to find out and go scorched earth on the Starks for it, doesn't necessarily improve Cat and Jon's relationship

"Ned shouldve told cat about jon so shed be nice to him!" False, it would have been insanely suspicious if catelyn had been nice to her husband's bastard son. That is part of the cover.

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well yes!

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the lannister sibs are the horniest characters in the series, except they’re all horny for love not sex but none of them understand the difference between the two

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You know it’s serious when hundreds of beavers is begging you to see the day the earth blew up.

Which you should, right now!!!

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Shout out to the eastern european person enjoying all my old Fevre Dream posts, wish I could translate your reply on mobile

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Draw Sam Tarly

Oh you mean my bestie

commissions open! / enter my commission raffle!

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in twow, theon with his broken teeth and stannis with his jaw grinding are gonna team up and bring modern dentistry to westeros

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Lannister problems require Lannister solutions

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what if you were SEVEN and had EPILEPSY in a society that DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS and your MOM (your only family) was MURDERED TWO DAYS AGO and everyone treats you like a HUGE BURDEN and DRUGS your food without TELLING YOU and your evil stepdad was POISONING YOU and you were TAKING AN IMPOSSIBLY PERILOUS ROUTE out of your home for the FIRST TIME and started HAVING AN EPILEPTIC FIT on the SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN

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Shutterstock did a great job re-imagining the Houses of Game of Thrones into modern corporations.

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so funny btw that like the one time jaime tries to connect with his kids its him telling his 9 year old son about how epic and useful dissociation is and his son is just like hell yeah i do that shit all the time and jaime thinks of it as a succesfull moment. like man okay

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(ACOK, Tyrion IX / So Spake Martin)

Broke: Sansa will hate Dany on sight

Woke: Sansa will see Dany and think “Blorbo from my songs”

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I’m in my “a song of ice and fire” era, so I drew little Ned stark with his boys ;-;;

I’m not doing you are-

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Dreamed we were getting TWOW in like a week and I was reading new prerelease chapters v.v

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justice for all the women of westeros but especially ASHA GREYJOY who ran for president on a platform of “I’ll finally end the forever wars that have brought us literally no gain whatsoever” and still somehow lost to an evil wizard who did the fantasy equivalent of bringing back plutonium rods from Chernobyl