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AU where Akechi survives, but ends up with a spinal injury/in a wheelchair due to the events in the engine room.

He is still learning to adjust and come to terms with it at the time of the story's end.

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I fear my boss is taking the corporate slavery joke too far. Dude just got a location with a weird dog kennel addition and spent today talking about plans to use said kennels as cubicles.

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What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

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AU where durge and Gortash have a kid together so Gortash gets stuck with a feral little bhaalspawn at his own coronation.

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Wanting to cosplay Isobel Thorm is suffering.

I have been working on drafting the sewing pattern for 3 weeks now and I'm still absolutely hating how it looks.

I just want a pretty coat :(

That I may or may not wear at random because it is so pretty and I'm making part of it detachable for the sole purpose of passing it off as a normal coat.

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"A Snapping Sound" still lives rent free in my head.

I'd be rich if I put a quarter in a jar every time something has reminded me of or made me want to reread this masterpiece of a story.

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*toxic in this context is an umbrella term for anything considered unhealthy in an irl relationship (examples: age gap, power imbalance, incest, general toxicity, etc.)

*elaboration in the tags is appreciated but please be respectful of others or you’ll be blocked, thank you!

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I wonder how a modern with magic AU would treat Bhaalspawns.

Like, would they be required to register? Would they be locked away to prevent them from becoming murderers the second their lineage became known? Killed on the spot for being born to a murder god? Is there some sort of government department or social worker group in charge of keeping track of them/their actions? Can a Bhaalspawn sue for discrimination if a place won't hire them because of it? Are there bhaalspawn support groups that are basically just family reunions? Would they receive extensive training on how to control their urges? We know not all Bhaslspawn are evil, but the amount that ended up way too murdery for the public to be comfortable with kinda ruins it for the ones who resist.

This raises the same questions as a possible support systems for vampires open about their condition would.

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Wild magic fits so well for a durge character

Used to control a temple, now can't even control their own magic (or themselves)

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Okay, but Halsin, Jaheira, Minthara, and Astarion all taking one look at an Elf dark urge and immediately going "I can influence that"

So all 4 of the older Elves in the party end up being like a divorced couple that can't agree on how to raise their kid.

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Blank Slate

Astarion converting in hopes Shar will take his memories too

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yes i am asking. im asking the real questions. sorry to everyone ive decided that the people need to know

[esterigermaine]

I wonder if vampires ever suffer from starvation-based erectile dysfunction

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yeah he is young handsome man with a quick and easy smile, what about it

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I just got inspired by Kressa and the dark urge and it may have led to something I am both itching to show off AND immensely regretting writing.

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Durge going to meet other people who were fucked by Gortash only to realize it is a support group for people fucked OVER by Gortash and now things are extremely awkward.