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OH NOOOOO OH YESSSSSS

I'm trying to get through Season 2 but I can feel the dread. I just know. I just KNOW.

My boooooooyyy

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Okay I added more but now I really have to go do actual stuff.

I want to get actual things done today other than edit Rotgrind text posts. But. What if I did one. As a little treat.

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I want to get actual things done today other than edit Rotgrind text posts. But. What if I did one. As a little treat.

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I'm trying to get through Season 2 but I can feel the dread. I just know. I just KNOW.

My boooooooyyy

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Yo what the fuck was up with that nightmare energy between Baldric and the Martinet? Love it. But what the fuck.

The woman kept her private bedchambers in her personal prison with her bed facing the torture rack. We have to make assumptions about her hobbies. We have to. I mean, nobody has to, but I will.

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Monkey's paw has finished curling a finger and I finished my Rotgrind fic y'all. First fic I've put up on AO3 since 2019. Thank you to my new obsession.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65139649/chapters/167535601

Allow me to tempt you with some excerpts

It's got everything. It has emotionally unwell men

It's got whatever the fuck this is

It has stupid jokes

It's only slightly incoherent but it is 100% human-made incoherence!

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Your honor, I love her

I also love drawing characters consistently off-model so I'm figuring out how I want to draw her. Real dorito-shaped-ass-bitch. Anyways when Earndil said the bit about her licking her glaive thank god I was alone while listening at work because I fucking YELLED.

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I gotta level with y'all, folks. I was like "wow, Baldric's exactly my type!" and then I was like "wow, Tannhauser's exactly my type!" and

Victrix is a fucking laser-targeted tactical nuke to the part of my brain that's activated by mean fucked-up bitches. I gotta figure out how I want to draw her, how to really push her proportions to be a little off in the best way.

Everyone send prayers to my husband for getting a lot of messages like this lately.

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Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Rotgrind (Narrative Declaration) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Baldric/Tannhauser Characters: Tannhauser (Rotgrind), Baldric Weathers (Rotgrind) Additional Tags: do i even remember how to tag, manual sex, cyborg sex?, how do you jack off a guy with a ken doll situation, by being an engineer, Mild Dom/Sub Dynamics, In Both Directions, baldric really wants to take care of people even if he’ll die before admitting it, nobody takes the seasoned feat unless you secretly want to care for people, source: i’ve been the resident party cook in multiple campaigns, nebulous non-canon timeline, it’s two emotionally unwell men yelling through their issues then jacking each other off, i don’t know what else you could possibly want, body image issues?, they have complicated emotions about their bodies, and what’s happened to them Summary:

Tension between Baldric and Tannhauser reaches a breaking point. Truths are said. Bodies are explored. Things might be set on fire, but only a little. Unedited, unfiltered, unexplainable! Watch in awe as two extremely emotionally unwell men yell, get each other off, and are maybe in love or something of that nature a little bit! Featuring such thrills as “what the fuck do you mean you desire me have you not noticed how incredibly fucked up I am?” and “with enough engineering knowledge we CAN solve the age-old problem of how to jack off a cyborg.”

Takes place in a nebulous non-canon time zone so I can do whatever I want, and buckle up because I’m only halfway through season 2 with sparing and random bits of knowledge of anything else to come!

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Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Rotgrind (Narrative Declaration) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Baldric/Tannhauser Characters: Tannhauser (Rotgrind), Baldric Weathers (Rotgrind) Additional Tags: do i even remember how to tag, manual sex, cyborg sex?, how do you jack off a guy with a ken doll situation, by being an engineer, Mild Dom/Sub Dynamics, In Both Directions, baldric really wants to take care of people even if he'll die before admitting it, nobody takes the seasoned feat unless you secretly want to care for people, source: i've been the resident party cook in multiple campaigns, nebulous non-canon timeline, it's two emotionally unwell men yelling through their issues then jacking each other off, i don't know what else you could possibly want, body image issues?, they have complicated emotions about their bodies, and what's happened to them Summary:

Tension between Baldric and Tannhauser reaches a breaking point. Truths are said. Bodies are explored. Things might be set on fire, but only a little. Unedited, unfiltered, unexplainable! Watch in awe as two extremely emotionally unwell men yell, get each other off, and are maybe in love or something of that nature a little bit! Featuring such thrills as "what the fuck do you mean you desire me have you not noticed how incredibly fucked up I am?" and "with enough engineering knowledge we CAN solve the age-old problem of how to jack off a cyborg."

Takes place in a nebulous non-canon time zone so I can do whatever I want, and buckle up because I'm only halfway through season 2 with sparing and random bits of knowledge of anything else to come!

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Less saucy than my last post but STILL PRETTY SAUCY

I can't help it I need her airbrushed on the side of a panel van. I need her on the nose of a fighter jet. She should be piloting an airship with her own pinup painted on it. Watch Rotgrind, everyone.

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Uncropped below, of course.

Look it's. I mean. It's not as explicit as it could be. But it's absolutely not safe for the workplace so I'm willing to gamble my art blog on it. I'm so glad my new obsession comes with emotionally damaged men for me to smash together like barbie dolls :)

anyways

Tannhauser's whole hand down Baldric's pants below the cut.

Uncertain if I actually like how the colors or hiding the sketch looked but. It had to be done.

[agathaarts]

Less saucy than my last post but STILL PRETTY SAUCY

I can't help it I need her airbrushed on the side of a panel van. I need her on the nose of a fighter jet. She should be piloting an airship with her own pinup painted on it. Watch Rotgrind, everyone.

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Uncropped below, of course.

Look it's. I mean. It's not as explicit as it could be. But it's absolutely not safe for the workplace so I'm willing to gamble my art blog on it. I'm so glad my new obsession comes with emotionally damaged men for me to smash together like barbie dolls :)

anyways

Tannhauser's whole hand down Baldric's pants below the cut.

Uncertain if I actually like how the colors or hiding the sketch looked but. It had to be done.

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Extremely crunchy doodles of some problematic yuri hobgoblin wives from Oprak because I'm deep in the Golarion mines right now.

Staakka and Vashakara!

Staakka is very normal and chill about being an Aiuvarin Sorcerer (which, given the history between Hobgoblins and Elves in the setting is...complicated. Her mom was a Hobgoblin adventurer who had a brief but clearly very eventful fling with an Elven bard) and Vashakara is a leech-clipper, so she's basically a bounty hunter and military police who breaks legs and tries to keep her wife from exploding things with her brain.

Tries being the operative word.

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Hey guys I started Rotgrind and I'm being so normal about it. I'm being so calm and collected and. Chill. I'm not barking and barking and barking and shaking Tannhauser in my jaws like a dog with a rabbit at all.

love how that little blob representing me turned out

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I'm getting caught up on Acquisitions Incorporated and I don't have to explain myself to you. You're already here. You should know what you're getting into at this point.

Anyways my pitch is that even in the Good Ending Dranmagic Universe, Bode still inherits Omin's pact with Asmodeus (or Asmodeus, ahem, was involved other ways) and for his like...thirteenth, fourteenth birthday he gets the incredible present of "surprise tiefling attributes" which serves as a devastating blow to his self-esteem and trust in his dads for a time, but it's cool. This is the Good Ending universe, after all, so he grows to a better understanding of who he is and who he wants to be, and sometimes that means being a sick as fuck devil rock star!