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ty bbc dracula for giving me the motivation to re-read the book for my A level english lit

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so i was 1/3 right..

Okay so here’s my theory. [BIG DRACULA SPOILERS]

At the end of ep2, dracula yeeted himself into a box at the bottom of the ocean and fell asleep. For far too long. Hence the modern day. All that on the Demeter made him tired, okay??

Agatha didn’t stake herself in the heart. So she’s undead and didn’t die. Some vampirey-timey-wimey stuff made her alright and she’s also a vampire. But, she’s made it her life’s purpose to hunt Dracula.

Nobody knows that she’s a vampire, they just think she’s an expert. She’s been living in England for 200 years, feeding off the brits - hence the accent.

Now lucy. That’s a little confusing. Wonder what mofftiss have worked out on that one.

And now we wait until tomorrow to find out.

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Where is the Count’s vlogging channel tho

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brb having a 123 year nap

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well fuck me on a table and call me dead

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i actually quite liked the subversion of the source material tbh

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are we gonna get a series 2??? whelp nobody fucking knows after that

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from now on i’m not saying i’m bisexual i’m telling people i like duchesses and deckhands

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Dracula was just vibing in that soil coffin for 130 slutty slutty years. No explanation needed.

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For all that is unholy We will finally get a gay club scene

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We all know that all Dracula uses that phone for is Grindr

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I hope Agatha batters the shit out of this slutty vampire

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we are agatha van helsing stans FIRST and people second.

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staying extremely faithful to the castle dracula section in episode one and then opening the second episode with “I can’t bear a bad book, can you?” as they throw the rest of stoker’s novel in the garbage and make up whatever they want for the next two episodes: inspired and absolutely correct choice

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Okay so here’s my theory. [BIG DRACULA SPOILERS]

At the end of ep2, dracula yeeted himself into a box at the bottom of the ocean and fell asleep. For far too long. Hence the modern day. All that on the Demeter made him tired, okay??

Agatha didn’t stake herself in the heart. So she’s undead and didn’t die. Some vampirey-timey-wimey stuff made her alright and she’s also a vampire. But, she’s made it her life’s purpose to hunt Dracula.

Nobody knows that she’s a vampire, they just think she’s an expert. She’s been living in England for 200 years, feeding off the brits - hence the accent.

Now lucy. That’s a little confusing. Wonder what mofftiss have worked out on that one.

And now we wait until tomorrow to find out.

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dracula bro how long were you asleep

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