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your mind….your writing …never change shawty

I’ll try not to 🫶😭

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omg Something to Try is actually crazy good. I would say I hope “you cry like an angel needing saving” doesn’t awaken anything in me but I’m already down bad for Jenson so I guess it’ll just haunt me instead

😭 thank you! i always envision jenson as something mouthy in bed and envisioning him alone haunts me alive. glad you enjoyed it!!! 🫶🫶🫶

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SOMETHING TO TRY !! LEWIS H. X FEM!READER X JENSON B. (18+)

summary: after abu dhabi 2016, lewis wanted to try something by being kind. though. "kind" was quite a vague word.

content warning: smut under the cut (minors dni!), explicit language, mfm, spitroast, hints of cuckolding?, jenson's retirement celebration if they didn't bs us and if his last entrance wasn't monaco 2017, lewis doesn't care he was beaten by nico rosberg with equal machinery bc he's horny

note: happy new year!

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lewis knew he should be grieving over his loss against nico in the championship contention. he should have.

but one of his friends, jenson, was retiring as well. he couldn’t not celebrate that. 

and lewis was told to be the… generous friend. generous friend who thought of his friends well enough to know what they wanted to celebrate anything. 

and lewis knew what jenson wanted.

so after the race in abu dhabi, he sent a text to jenson. a simple one that led to curiosity and action. 

‘marriott. suite 2244. be there’

jenson never was one for surprises. and he should have just gone straight to the nightclub instead, but he wanted to see what trick lewis had up his sleeve tonight.

and thus, he hopped into the mclaren and drove to marriott. his heart was thumping with anticipation and curiosity. he’d be so pissed if lewis called him for fuckall. he swore he’d—

as soon as he knocked on the door, he was met with lewis’ sly smile. “come in, mate,” lewis stepped aside for his fellow briton. jenson merely looked at him weirdly as if he was asking, ‘what the fuck are you up to now?’ 

then jenson saw her. he swallowed the lump of his throat, his gaze slowly darting down to her divine figure. 

her breasts were accentuated in the skimpy slip dress she wore. it was a shame they even called it a dress, it was barely covering her. 

still… 

jenson had never seen someone so fucking beautiful before. not until now.

“baby,” jenson almost jumped when lewis called for her, “give him my gift, yeah?” 

gift? what lewis meant was her crawling on her knees towards jenson, peering up at him as a glint of excitement and lust filled her half-lidded eyes. 

like a contagious disease, that lust infected jenson. terribly.

“my word,” jenson muttered softly, his eyes looking down at her on her knees. “do you do this everyday, doll?”

“no,” she giggled softly, her manicured nails tracing the thighs beneath jenson’s strained pants and eventually reaching for the buckle of his belt. “you’d be the first. you mind?”

“please,” jenson murmured, his mouth practically salivating when she began to unbuckle his belt. “little minx.”

the in-between of her thighs throbbed at the two words jenson used on her, her hands itching to grab beneath his fabrics already.

lewis approached the pair and stood behind her, his hand reaching the back of her head and grabbing a handful of her hair.

“you know what to do, yes?” lewis asked, leaving jenson to wonder how lewis and his partner had agreed on this. nobody just willingly shared their girlfriends like that, and it would take a good fucking while for their girlfriends to join in on the fun.

but lewis didn’t seem to mind.

“yeah.” “good girl. suck his cock, baby.” 

and she didn’t seem to mind either.

whatever this position was, jenson was loving it.

“fuck,” jenson writhed, his large hands practically leaving imprints on her hips as his cock pistoned in and out of her drenched pussy. “that good, yeah? you like being fucked by two cocks?”

her voice was muffled, her mouth preoccupied by lewis’ dick. both holes were preoccupied by one briton and another and her brain was beginning to fog after being fucked in between for a while now.

“naughty girl,” smack. jenson continued to fuck himself into her. “naughty naughty girl. you’ve never been fucked like this before, haven’t you?” 

lewis pulled himself out of her mouth, lifting her chin and patting her cheek. “answer him, don’t be rude,” lewis commanded, smirking at the sight of her drool falling out of her mouth. 

“yes- never been,” she stammered stupidly, her brain acting as if she was a pathetic thing to be toyed around.

“yeah? look at you, you look so cock drunk,” jenson laughed, driving himself to her g spot and hearing her cry and scream in desire and need for him. “oh~ my god~! jesus, darling, you cry like an angel needing saving.” 

“pretty sexy, huh?” lewis chuckled darkly, stroking his cock with his free hand while caressing her face with love as if she wasn’t being actively plowed by his former teammate.

lewis was never this generous before. and from the look of her enjoyment, he was certain that this would happen again.

probably not with the same person, but only on certain occasions. 

she’d had to be patient and something grand would have to happen first before she could stick another dick in her needy holes and her mouth. 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR BABE (almost, over here) THANK U FOR EVERYTHING YOU ARE ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY 2024 💙

HAPPY NEW YEAAAAR 🙏🙏 ILYY

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WELCOME BACK !!!!

HI! THANKS! ilyyy HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

(I’m sorry for the AWOL 😔 it’s been a bz term for your uni girlie)

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SOMETHING WELL-BEHAVED !!! OSCAR P. X FEM!READER (18+)

summary: sometimes, the quietest people in public made the goodest boys in bed.

content warning: smut under the cut (minors dni!), explicit language, sub!oscar, praising, p in v, oscar being overstimmed and potentially on subspace, drabble because i haven't written in a while oml

note: pardon me, i'm just milly rocking into 2025 rn. this season was in shambles i needed to write something beforehand.

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‘stay still.’ 

two words that she repeated over and over again, but oscar was far off the ground as of this point that he wasn’t sure what those words meant. 

“stay still,” she murmured before catching his earlobe between her teeth, her hand reaching behind his head and tugging on his hair like she owned him.

oh, she owned him as much as he did her. but right now, he was a putty being molded into a good boy that he was.

“m-my god,” oscar stammered, his brain foggy with desire and desperation to feel her touch.

“shhh… stay still,” she said before clambering up his lap and sinking down on his cock- his well-loved cockthat she couldn’t get enough of when it came to riding it. “ah, god.”

“fuck yes, baby,” oscar whimpered hoarsely, his eyes squinting whenever he felt the beats that made a rhythm between the pair of them. she didn’t have to sing to create quite a masterpiece. “god, this pussy of yours, baby.”

“you like that?”

“fuck- yes, honey,” oscar said needily, “need this cunt so bad.”

“yeah?” 

she supposed that the quietest people in public made the most vocal men in bed. she wasn’t sure. oscar was always vocal in bed, and almost domineering. but he was never… submissive.

not until now.

“god, fuck me,” oscar cried out in a groggy voice, “yes, yes, ride me, baby. ride me. please, baby, please.”

“good boy,” she crooned, her hips allowing her to ride oscar like she would a horse. his cock had never gotten soft from their previous rounds; oscar was that horny for her. “good fucking boy, baby.”

“yes, ‘m your good boy,” oscar said, his mouth practically drooling as soon as she pressed her two fingers into it. his mouth swirled around those fingers, coating them wet. “mffh- mfhm-“

she never was once the domineering type. but if her beau acted like this more often…

yeah… perhaps she’d fuck oscar like a good boy that he was more often.

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Hugs for u, fellow uni girl ❤️

imy dawg 🫶

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never mind them ! mv33 x ofc x cl16 - snippet (1)

summary: while max faced backlash due to his late night sim racing, charles was set on comforting him… while their girlfriend was set on riling both of them up.

content warning: brief use of explicit language, humour, sexual references (16+), text message au, lestappen + character, news of max being banned from late night sim racing, throuple, sulky max

note: this is lazy asl but i had to post some of my drafts otherwise it won’t be posted because im moving back to the dorms lmao enjoy xx (ps yes i’m trying to cook up your requests i’m sorry i couldn’t get to all of them yet 😭😭)

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The poly fic the commenter was looking for is called Best Kept Secret On The Grid by dilemmaontwolegs x

YES THERE IT IS!!

It’s that series. God I loved that so much. I still do.

Thank you! 💗🫶 I hope your pillows are cold on both sides

Poly!anon, @dilemmaontwolegs made the series and have fun reading it!

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hey! just wanted to ask - several months ago i stumbled across a poly fic with the drivers and it was basically about reader ‘celebrating’ with the drivers who got on the podium that race… it had multiple parts and i could have SWORN you wrote it? i can’t find it anymore but feel correct me if im wrong!!

I do know that one series I PROMISE! I had read a series with that and for some reason I couldn’t find it in my personal blog

I had written a couple of poly fic that contained drivers post race with the reader that are smut so I’ll just list them down!

1. something wagered - jenson button & sebastian vettel (x reader)

2. something victorious - carlos sainz & charles leclerc & lando norris (& reader) (and yes that’s a foursome)

3. something celebratory - carlos & lando & reader

4. something lecherous - george russell & toto wolff (technically only one driver but it’s still poly)

otherwise that’s the answer I can provide! Sorry if it didn’t help but I’m more than happy to provide an answer!

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reading your oscar x paloma posts is always a fav of mine bc its sooo good! and not only that it is also my name (hehehehrhehe) so it always puts me in a good mood

oh my god thank you so much !

I’m glad the Oscar x Paloma pairing is your favourite because tbh they’re one of the many pairings that I love to make fics with! 💗

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maiden, hungary, and all that romance fiasco ! oscar p. x ofc (filo!gen z!ofc) - the piastri fiasco smau

summary: maiden wins and maiden names - two of the most important things that oscar aimed for in one night.

OR paloma 'lomi' san pedro was subjected to changing her twitter handle all because of her boyfriend oscar's intuitions and stupid bet, which left some fans confused until the hungarian grand prix winner gave more context to it.

content warning: use of explicit language, sexual innuendos, flirting on main, 2024 hungarian gp spoilers, marriage proposal, oblivious to proposal hints, carlos sainz's in-law!ofc, fluff, text/smau fic, ofc and oscar's mom canonically facetiming each other during oscar's national anthem

note: i can't write smut today guys the melatonin hits hard ☹️ enjoy xx

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tagged oscarpiastri

liked by landonorris, patriciooward, carlossainz55

carlossainz55 see you later, princesita! liked by lomisanpedro

user1 i love my queen paloma balagtas san pedro slay queen

lomisanpedro how tf you know my middle name?

oscarpiastri ...miranda isn't your middle name?

user2 WOWOWOWOW okay oscar i see the man that you are 😩

user3 not knowing your girlfriend's middle name is crazy work

oscarpiastri silly me, of course i'm joking. i know it's your second first name. philippines is silly like that 😂

user4 oh darling wait til you hear about the government

oscarpiastri look at my missus being everyone's most pinned pinterest post 😇

user5 your 😀 what 😀

lomisanpedro oscarpiastri stop mass commenting on my insta 😳 you're making me blush hard

user6 ARE WE GONNA GLOSS PAST THE MISSUS JOKE?

AFTER HUNGARIAN GP

BREAKING: Australia's Oscar Piastri, driving for McLaren F1 Team, becomes the 115th race winner in F1 history after his maiden win in Hungaroring.

tagged lomisanpedro

liked by lomisanpedro, logansargeant, carlossainz55

user1 the multi 21 that ended well in the end 🥰

user2 insane behaviour from our resident wombat

nicolepiastri finally! another piastri girl! 😘 liked by oscarpiastri

user3 a dub in our book (i'm not a piastri)

logansargeant nice to know you didn't bawl your eyes out while proposing. you've been texting me left and right about it

user4 i love how logan's always so in-tune with most ppl in the grid then he becomes deux moi in anything oscar 😩

lewishamilton congratulations on the engagement and win! a job well done!

user5 when is it ur turn, lewis?

user6 user5 i volunteer

user5 user6 girl 💀 you and the entire world

landonorris mrs. piastri ❤️

carlossainz55 glad to know you asked me for blessing first, hermano. welcome to the family! liked by oscarpiastri

user7 ??? how are you even related to lomi?

user8 carlos' wife is lomi's cousin

lomisanpedro not to be funny but my initials are going to be pp ❤️ pretty hyped about it tbh liked by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri my fiancee is a clown i'm afraid 😳

lomisanpedro my fiancé is a race winner lfgggggg 😭🙌 liked by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri eheh. love you darling 😇

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no girl omfg there’s no rush on it like obviously take your time with it 😭😭 is it gonna be the final part to fernando and trish?

I took my time long enough 💀💀

my timeline is always fucked up until I fix my masterlist chronologically— but for the written part of it yes, it is the last part of the two!

tbh I would love to write more about fernando and trish but I feel as though my SMAUs are always so dragged out that I need to have a separated masterlist for the series 😭 it would be cool though!

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queen are we gonna see the great cheating scandal between fernando and trish? i’m dying to know what happens loooooool and to also see fernando grovel to try and get trish back lol

OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY 😭😭—

and this is not a joke, I promise my writing brain just stopped working altogether but I’ve had this thing for almost a year now

I legitimately wrote stuff. Have I ever been back since the last time I wrote on this draft? Not really

But I’m deadass wanting to finish it too. As much as I want to finish Melody and Sistergate 😭😭

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i knew we would click click ohmfngmgng Fernando and Oscar 👑🎀💪🪄👑🎀💪🪄👑🎀🪄💪👑🎀🪄 here have it all, because literally same....... i agree 🤭

literally goated kings it’s not even funny anymore 😭😭

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ohmmm who are your favorite drivers for this season? and all time as well?

performance wise??? oscar takes the cake but I love love love fernando and it’s not even funny anymore

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Boo bear, where have you been? How's life treating you? I hope everything has been going well and that you've been taken care of yourself! 😊

heyyy ✌️

I’ve been working bahaha! I need to get the bag for uni I’m afraid. and thank you! hopefully I can handle things and hopefully I can work on more stuff in my ask box!

I do miss making stuff guys I just haven’t been able to fixate on anything lately! I’ll be back eventually xx

in the mean time please reread for your entertainment!