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Daily Mirror, September 14, 1938

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I’m telling y’all that if you don’t jump around erratically bc a wasp or hornet flies close to you, you’ll have less interaction time with them

If you’re nervous about them (not yknow. allergic. let’s not intentionally misinterpret what I’m saying) ignore them. And I do mean IGNORE. Don’t react.

Also, are you watering or generally handling a source of liquid and they won’t leave you alone? Share some at a distance from yourself. Hell are you eating and they want some? Share it.

Honestly if people treated them with the calmness and affection they show bees they’d have better experiences.

Anyway, have a little plate for the yellowjackets when you picnic. They are eating the bugs that you don’t like so offer them a gift.

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I was running through my house until I reached my sibling's room. Instead of a 'room' there was just a row of mattresses and I got on the first one. I began to roll across them as fast as I can as soon as I saw the Caterpie chasing after me on the ceiling. When I reached the other side, I fell onto the floor, yelling that there was a caterpillar. A strange voice then began to repeat,

"There's no caterpillar."

And then I woke up.

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The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

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The Good Place (2016-2020)

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Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

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“I AM GOLDEN WISDOM AND POWER ALIKE”

–The inscription on the obverse of a coin depicting Vivec.

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“You’ll regret ever trying to pick a fight with me. You’re going straight to hell!”

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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

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Tulio: It’s pretty cold outside, don’t you think?

Miguel: Yeah. We should hold hands. And probably stand close together to conserve body heat.

Tulio: Exactly! Good idea, Miguel.

Chel: ...

Chel: It’s fucking 90 degrees outside.

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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gonna put them all in a room and see what happens

spoiler: 5 mins in they join together and kill dukat

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Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.