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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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...they're a bit stupid but at least they are stupid together

(Grif is mad that 1) they weren't able to successfully reenact the Dukes of Hazzard and 2) after being stuck distracted in a ditch for almost two hours, the Warthog ran out of power before they remembered that they had to, you know, drive in order to leave the ditch)

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fuck this fuck you *retcons 5 entire seasons*

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and for a moment, tucker thought, looking at him was like looking in a mirror. a really annoying mirror.

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I'm not taking constructive criticism because I'm 100% right.

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Bite the pain and fight

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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

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Tucknut that I was forced to draw one handed 👍

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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well i hear valhalla is quite lovely this time of year...

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Pros of living with Simmons: Simmons Cons of living with Simmons: Also Simmons

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"Seriously dude? A tie with Hawaiian shirt?"

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i've always had a little theory that buckey was the one who shot wash cause like. we see him with the sniper rifle quite a bit and he's not a terrible shot soo. i think it also adds another little layer of angst cause he's tuckers opposite.. do what you will with this

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the opening to s15 is sick temple you evil evil little man she was going to be a botanist .

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I doodled some formal wear and it ended up with Simmons taking over