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agents-are-dicks · 6 hours
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I'll probably do another poll for the other ships after my inevitable rewatch.
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agents-are-dicks · 12 hours
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For everyone else it’s simply allergy season but for me it’s “here, have a constant fucking migraine bc your body’s first line of defense is causing itself pain” season
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agents-are-dicks · 19 hours
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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agents-are-dicks · 1 day
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why is the pressure to be “the bigger person” always placed on the person who was wronged?
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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agents-are-dicks · 1 day
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Say what y’all will about Taylor Swifts new album, but my tiktok feed is just the smallest man who ever lived Ezria edits and I wanna scream and cry and throw up and die over and over and over again
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agents-are-dicks · 2 days
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agents-are-dicks · 3 days
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Completely forgot I made a side blog for my spicy posts/reblogs whoops
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agents-are-dicks · 3 days
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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agents-are-dicks · 3 days
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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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agents-are-dicks · 3 days
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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem
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agents-are-dicks · 3 days
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Sorry to those irl who knew me back when my only special interests were one direction and criminal psychology
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agents-are-dicks · 3 days
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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HAPPY SINGLE RERELEASE BIRTHDAY PINK PONY CLUB!
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agents-are-dicks · 3 days
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Quality country trans meme I found on Facebook
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agents-are-dicks · 4 days
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"When they dig up your bones, they'll be able to--" So, you think I'm anthropologically fascinating? You think they'll want to ransack my grave? 😳
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agents-are-dicks · 4 days
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Joe Keery um and yeah.
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