agentwraith
agentwraith
Agent Wraith
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And ieytd ask and rp blog featuring Agent Wraith and Ronald the Roomba.My main blog is @ghostlystarwanderer
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agentwraith · 6 hours ago
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*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that
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agentwraith · 1 day ago
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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agentwraith · 2 days ago
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agentwraith · 3 days ago
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agentwraith · 4 days ago
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He wouldn’t change his behavior he’d just start doing the thing he isn’t supposed to do faster XD
Cats getting caught doing crimes
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agentwraith · 4 days ago
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The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.
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agentwraith · 5 days ago
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agentwraith · 5 days ago
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Character A: "are you... Alright?"
Character B: "uh.. yeah." Said the man having reoccurring nightmares.
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agentwraith · 6 days ago
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“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!
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agentwraith · 7 days ago
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I’d say yes but Wraith would rather curl up and suffer alone so no I don’t think /silly
big fan of whumpee's first night home safe after going through something terrible and they fall asleep in their loved one's arms. caretaker is surprised how quickly and deeply whumpee falls asleep, but this is the first time whumpee has felt safe and calm in weeks/months/years and their body knows it can finally relax.
bonus points if caretaker, meanwhile, doesn't sleep at all because they can't believe that whumpee is finally safe and in their arms and they don't want to miss a moment of it <3
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agentwraith · 7 days ago
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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.
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agentwraith · 8 days ago
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agentwraith · 9 days ago
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@agentbuggy
Problems Buggy probably has /silly
having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.
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agentwraith · 9 days ago
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agentwraith · 10 days ago
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Indefineable and the Future
There are just some things that don't fit into neat categories.
Content Warnings: Hurt/comfort, implications to parentification, struggles of women in STEM, self-esteem issues
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Agent Phoenix, Florian, walked into the safe house with caution. Their eyes looked around at the piles of components strewn about the room.
Schematics and graphs were left sticking out at the crevices of the mess.
"Dr. P? Are you here?" They entered inside, making sure to avoid knocking anything else. After all, they already did so much to ruin her work. It was only right they try to minimize the damage.
"I'm here, Phoenix. There's something going on with the way they implemented recursion in this function. I can't modify it the way I want it." Her voice came from the kitchen, prompting them to head there.
"If I sit listening you talk about the proofs right now, I'd doze off immediately." They shook their head, using their telekinesis to pull a chair closer and sat on it while placing a paper bag on the free counter. "Here. Please just ignore me. My handler took a day off for some reason."
"That 'some reason' is... Oh. Do you have a strained with them?"
"It's... complicated. I love them. But sometimes, it's hard to swallow that when you're acknowledging reality. Ma and practically everyone was in survival mode for a few years, you know?" They took off the ties putting up their hair to comb through them with their fingers. "While she did her best not to, there are still moments where even the older children acted like parents in the family. Sometimes, I'm confused if it was the typical responsibility of an older sibling or if it was because the adults..." They sighed, taking a glance at her screen. "That's a lot of code. When's the last time you ate?"
Heat rushed to her cheeks while they wordlessly 'looked through' the paper bag and passed a container to her. She gave them a thanks before taking a bite. "This is delicious, Phoenix."
"I got it from my ma. I find it fun to be a little helper sometimes. But... yeah. I'm scared of her. I know she loves me, you know?"
"Then what's the problem?"
"She endured so much for my sake. 'Quite an ambitious daughter you have.' 'She'd be better off a nurse.' 'She'll marry anyway so why bother letting her learn that much?' And then I left STEM just to be an agent? Just what can I even say? Did I just... throw everything away? Did I just toss everything they sacrificed for me for nothing? I can't face them, doc. I just can't."
"When I was making the implants, I wasn't exactly looking for someone to use it to cook, Phoenix. Or do any of the feats you did. But it was a pleasant surprise."
"But I didn't. You-"
"I know a thing or two about hearing whispers and gossip, Phoenix. And there's no one else I'd trust with the implant like you. The future doesn't seem as bleak with you in it, Phoenix. I'm sure your mother feels the same way."
"Would... would you have been fine if your robots wouldn't choose to remain as field agents, doc?"
"If they proved they could handle themselves, I suppose I could have been fine with it."
They finished tying their hair up as they reclined on the chair with a subtle smile. "... Thank you. I'm sorry-"
"I'm not hearing it, Phoenix. If you want to make it up to me, how about listening to me for a couple of hours?"
"Deal!"
A small conspiratorial smile graced Dr. Prism's face as she started describing the lines of code and typing comments, noticing how easily they fell asleep.
She knew how much they needed the nap.
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agentwraith · 10 days ago
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agentwraith · 11 days ago
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sorry if this has been done. i feel like it SHOULD have been done already.
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