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peak manliness:

-has the guts to show emotion and empower others to do the same

-has the Raw Courage (patent pending) to stand up for others when they themselves aren’t in a position to do so

-drives a 2019 Dodge Ram 2500 Motortrend Truck of the Year

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forget the “if a monkey sat randomly typing on a typewriter for all of eternity it would eventually write all of the works of shakespeare” saying, it’s time for “if you left the zadar sea organ to do its thing for eternity it would eventually play darude sandstorm”

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most reviews of products come up with a conclusion and then exaggerate all their opinions in the direction of that conclusion which makes the review pretty much useless.

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music theory is so strange because it’s the science of something entirely subjective. sure there’s science behind the beauty of any art form but with music theory you can predict with near certainty whether something will sound good.

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watching people analyze the music theory of nirvana’s songs is so funny because like kurt cobain didn’t have any musical education he was just making different shapes with his fingers on the guitar until he found something that sounded cool

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is there a word for something you do to be more efficient that has such a small outcome that the amount of time taken to calculate is greater than the time it saves?

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who wants to come boil milk with me

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my dog thinks that she is a cat.

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most of politics is just middle school-level drama. have a view that is shared with the right? you’re an ignorant redneck who drives a tractor to work. share a view with the left? lol u triggered libtard. no one actually cares what anyone has to say and that’s why nothing ever gets done.

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water is generally under-appreciated

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being a stray cat in an old people neighborhood is the height of luxury. you get 73 meals a day.

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just because my problem isn’t as significant as yours doesn’t mean i can’t talk about it

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apparently the makers of caillou made him not have hair so that kids with different hair colors wouldn’t feel left out and with that logic why does he still have skin?

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what do you think dogs think an electric fence is

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what does an immortal being have to do for some human teeth around here

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imagine a world where the monotonous drone of consumerism has shaped the public to the point where personifying your brand is a better selling tactic than actually trying to sell your product

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me, in court: there’s no ‘i’ in guilty