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one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette

I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something

as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it

but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.

moral of the story: none

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! ☝️"

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cooking with trauma

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Caribbean Americans For Mamdani YES! 🍎

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we need to legalise learning for adults

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remember the era of history when seemingly every radfem in the world thought this was the dopest image ever and they all had it as their pfps and you knew whenever someone with this icon posted a take it was about to be the most dogshit thing you've ever heard. i kind of miss seeing her it's not lisa's fault she became that. but now all the radfems are using like. classical paintings. which could mean nothing.

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“ur so quiet” thanks i do not want to talk to you

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Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

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Its time for my return......

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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OP is a film & TV makeup artist and demonstrates transformative contouring techniques to alter facial features. (cr 影视化妆师木子樊)

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