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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*
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fanart of this brown pelican my sister saw... enchanted by his pale blue eye
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when one of your shy mutuals puts something WILD in the tags
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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Herbert Thomas Dicksee (1862-1942) - The dying King, oil on canvas, 170 x 307,3 cm.
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