ahoe4chris

[ahoe4chris]

୨⎯ 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ⎯୧

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dealer!chris x reader

y/n and chris don’t post on Instagram much, especially each other but it’s adorable when they do. It’s kinda like a soft launch, but they obviously they aren’t dating, right?

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y/n.y/l/n

liked by christophersturniolo, matthew.sturniolo and others

y/n.y/l/n starting to bloom

matthew.sturniolo:so that’s where my rings went ♥︎ by author

christophersturniolo: i like flowers too yk ♥︎ by author

y/n.y/l/n: you like weed, I like lilies we’re not the same 😔

sturniologirl_37: stunning as always y/n ♥︎ by author

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christophersturniolo

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christophersturniolo dream blunt rotation

y/n.y/l/n: never tried weed b4 👀

christophersturniolo: nice try gorgeous

freshlovelover: and they say they’re just friends 🤨

nicolassturniolo: that dress looks phenomenal on y/n

y/n.y/l/n: thank you king 😇

christophersturniolo: I bought it so you should be thanking me

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fans always think that theres somthing between y/n and chris, something that goes on behind the cameras, behind social media. I guess no one knows but y/n and chris.

haii!! tysm for 200 followers!! here’s more dealer!chris for you guys, yall seemed to really like the intro so here’s some insta posts that were made by chris and reader!! Also lmk if any of yall wanna be added to the dealer!chris au taglist! :3

tags: @owensbabygirl

[ahoe4chris]

heres everything... dealer!chris

introduction

dream blunt rotation

[ahoe4chris]

introducing..dealer!chris

Chris. - hotboxes his car right before he picks you up, the smell of Dior sauvage and weed all over him, always blazing in the morning, lovessssss jewelry, in love with y/n but only ever shows it when they're alone.

dealer!chris who looooooovesssss high sex.

dealer!chris who always has pre-rolled blunts on his nightstand.

dealer!chris who is either super hyper or super sleepy when high.

dealer!chris who has y/n face printed on his lighter.

dealer!chris who always has an 'emergency bunt' on him.

dealer!chris who has the most insane munchies after a smoke sesh.

dealer!chris who has to stay away from sativa strains because he always ends up being horny 24/7.

dealer!chris who is both book smart and street smart.

dealer!chris who never lets y/n come with him on deliveries but always ends up letting her go, he cant say no to her pretty face.

dealer!chris who has a sticker that says 'passenger princess' in cursive on the passenger side mirror.

i literally cannot wait to write more of dealer!chris, but for right now, here's his introduction. :3

edit: here’s something new for dealer!chris

[ahoe4chris]

okokokokok I’m on it!

hey! what do we think about having a dealer!chris au? 😏

[ahoe4chris]

hey! what do we think about having a dealer!chris au? 😏

[ahoe4chris]

I NEED to know where rose gets all her photos 😔

BadBoy!Matt x GoodGirl!Reader

THIS WILL BE ON MY WATTPAD!!!

LINK 🔗

[ahoe4chris]

currently changing my theme so if my blog is literally two different themes, PLEASE ignore it <3

[ahoe4chris]

HOLY

this made my hole weak!….i mean my whole week! 😉

[ahoe4chris]

IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

ʚ Blurb of Chris checking up on you…

Just fluff. This is a blurb based on Pink Petals but can be read as a stand alone <333

ʚ with love and big tits, Rose ɞ

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“Sweetheart?” Chris asks, peeking his head into the backroom of the shop. The sight of you focusing, your tongue prodding out the corner of your mouth while you tie a bouquet together is just so pretty to him. 

Seeing the headphones peeking from your ears, he decides to take soft steps, slowly moving behind you to wrap his arms around your waist, softly kissing your cheek. If it wasn’t such a regular occurrence, maybe you would’ve jumped. Not anymore though. He’s made a routine pattern of stopping by, even if it was just to give you a kiss. 

Laughing softly, you finish tying to the ribbon. You take out your headphones, placing them on the counter top and pushing everything to the side, neatly placing the bouquet next to the other one you had just made. 

“What’re you doin’ here?” you tease, turning around in his hold to face him straight on. 

Chris only smiles, looking at your face with such admiration while hugging his arms tighter around your waist, pulling you in closer. His nose tickles against yours. “Just had to come see my girl,” he breathes.

You’re already breathless. No matter how many times he showers you with compliments, you still get that feeling. It makes you dizzy from how viciously sweet it feels. 

“Oh yeah?” you taunt, looking up at him as he seems to lean in closer and closer. 

Chris hums, licking over his lips. “Yeah.” 

[ahoe4chris]

i will FOREVER love pink petals, I feel like such a connection to it, I hope you do more blurbs of this series in the future 💗🥹

ʚ Blurb of Chris checking up on you…

Just fluff. This is a blurb based on Pink Petals but can be read as a stand alone <333

ʚ with love and big tits, Rose ɞ

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“Sweetheart?” Chris asks, peeking his head into the backroom of the shop. The sight of you focusing, your tongue prodding out the corner of your mouth while you tie a bouquet together is just so pretty to him. 

Seeing the headphones peeking from your ears, he decides to take soft steps, slowly moving behind you to wrap his arms around your waist, softly kissing your cheek. If it wasn’t such a regular occurrence, maybe you would’ve jumped. Not anymore though. He’s made a routine pattern of stopping by, even if it was just to give you a kiss. 

Laughing softly, you finish tying to the ribbon. You take out your headphones, placing them on the counter top and pushing everything to the side, neatly placing the bouquet next to the other one you had just made. 

“What’re you doin’ here?” you tease, turning around in his hold to face him straight on. 

Chris only smiles, looking at your face with such admiration while hugging his arms tighter around your waist, pulling you in closer. His nose tickles against yours. “Just had to come see my girl,” he breathes.

You’re already breathless. No matter how many times he showers you with compliments, you still get that feeling. It makes you dizzy from how viciously sweet it feels. 

“Oh yeah?” you taunt, looking up at him as he seems to lean in closer and closer. 

Chris hums, licking over his lips. “Yeah.” 

[ahoe4chris]

HAHAH WHAT

all three of them right fucking now

[ahoe4chris]

hi so we all know I’m new here on tumblr so I was wondering how can I make my text any other colors that are not the regular default ones like these ⁀➷

please help I wanna make my blog look cutesy 😓☺️

Like how do I do this?? 😞 ^^

[ahoe4chris]

*ೃ༄ Sweet Escape ˚◞♡ ⃗

ೃ❀࿔ warnings: 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐞𝐱, 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 (𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲)

ೃ❀࿔ genre: 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐭 & 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

Bf!chris x stripper!reader

⠀©⠀ahoe4chris

You walk out of the club just as the sun is starting to rise, the sky painted in soft hues of pink and orange. You pull your coat tighter around yourself and head for home, your boyfriend’s apartment-your shared sanctuary-calling to you like a balm for your tired soul.

When you push the door open, you’re met with a sight that instantly eases the tension in your shoulders. There’s Chris, sitting on the couch, his face lighting up as soon as he sees you. “𝙍𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩?” he asks, setting aside his phone. You nod, too drained to muster much of a response. Chris stands and crosses the room to you, pulling you into his arms. His warmth and the scent of his cologne melt away the remaining remnants of the club.

“𝙂𝙤 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙪𝙥,” he murmurs, kissing your forehead. “𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙.”

You blink up at him, confused but intrigued. “𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙? 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣?”

He just smiles and gently nudges you toward the bathroom. “𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙚𝙚.”

After a long, hot shower, you emerge wrapped in a towel to find him waiting with a neatly folded outfit on the bed—a simple but elegant black sleek dress and a pair of comfortable kitten heels. “𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙,” he says, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “𝙒𝙚’𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙪𝙩.”

You raise an eyebrow but obey, curiosity bubbling up despite your fatigue. Once dressed, you let him guide you out the door and into his car. Chris won’t tell you where you’re going, only grinning when you press him for answers.

Your first stop is a boutique downtown. The kind of place with plush carpeting and soft lighting that makes everything feel luxurious. He leads you to the lingerie section, his hand warm and reassuring on the small of your back. “𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣��,” he says, his voice low and intimate. “𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪.”

You hesitate, your instinct to be practical warring with the indulgence he’s offering. But when he lifts a delicate lace piece and holds it up with a questioning smile, you can’t help but laugh and nod. Together, you select a few sets, his enthusiasm contagious.

The next stop is a shoe store, where he insists you try on several pairs of heels. Not the towering stilettos you wear for work, but elegant, comfortable ones that make you feel beautiful without the pain. He sits back and admires you with a look that makes your cheeks warm, his pride in you shining through.

Dinner follows at your favorite restaurant. He’s reserved a cozy corner table, and as you sip on a glass of wine, you realize just how much the evening is lifting your spirits. The weight of the night melts away under his attention, his jokes, and the way he looks at you like you’re the most precious thing in the world.

By the time you get home, you’re buzzing with warmth and gratitude. He’s not done, though. As soon as the door closes behind you, he pulls you close, his lips brushing against yours in a kiss that steals your breath. He guides you to the bedroom, his touch gentle but insistent, and you let yourself be carried by his care. He takes his time, worshipping every inch of you, his hands and lips tracing over your skin like a prayer. He’s attentive, his focus solely on your pleasure, and you feel the exhaustion of the day replaced by a deep, bone-deep satisfaction.

As his warm long digits rub over your clothed clit, your wetness pools in your panties. Soft moans release from your lips, hinting to him that you need more. "𝙄’𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣’ 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮, 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙭.” he says, his voice low, husky and filled with lust. Chris pulls down your underwear, nearly drooling at the sight of your wet pussy. He leans in, doing slow circles with his tongue around your clit, as pleasureful moans escape your lips. As he’s pumping two digits into your cunt, your back arching at the over stimulation. He groans against you. “𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨, 𝙘-𝙘𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜!!” you utter, your legs quivering under Chris’s touch. “𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮, 𝙘𝙪𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚,” juices spilling out of you and into his mouth, he licks you clean, like a starving man. “𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙠𝙠, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮..𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙬𝙤?” he chuckles, licking cum off his fingers.

Later, as you lie tangled together in the sheets, his arms around you and your head on his chest, you realize just how lucky you are. He’s not just your boyfriend; he’s your sanctuary, your partner, and your biggest supporter.

“𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪,” you whisper, your voice soft in the dark.

He presses a kiss to your hair. “𝘼𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨.”

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐡 𝐢 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐭 , 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲!! 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭!!

xoxo, truly

[ahoe4chris]

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOVES!!!

I hope you’re all having fun tn!! It’s safe to say that tumblr was my safe space in 2024 (and forever will be!) I thank you all for everything <3

Special thanks to my most fav writers

@solarsturniolo & @bernardsbendystraws

LOVE YALL, AND MAY YOURE TITS AND DICKS KEEP GROWING!!

🥰🥰

[ahoe4chris]

I’m horrible at being consistent, I’m sooooo very sorry!! sweet escape is still in the makings :<

although I did fix up some things for 𝑴𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖...𝑪.𝑺 so you you would like to read it and look at the new things I added, please do!! (I added an official ending!!) you can read it 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆!!

also don’t forget to check out my other writings or posts!! You can find them at my pinned post or 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆!!

again I’m so very sorry!

𝒳𝒪𝒳𝒪, 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑦

[ahoe4chris]

[ahoe4chris]

the view you get while you’re sucking him off.