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The final commission is finished! Thank you so much @edwinssong for your patience and the fun prompt! They wanted a tattoo design and were gracious enough to give me my reins despite...you know...it being a tat 😅. Thanks again to everyone who donated to the fundraiser!!!!

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i downloaded photoshop for this, terrible influences indeed

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Steve and Bucky would remember when Pluto was discovered. It was February 1930, so they would’ve been 11 and 12 (almost 12 and 13).

Bucky is still waiting for someone to ask him about it.

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Phil may be a Kinsey 6 but he will not tolerate slander against women from his boyfriend.

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Take me to church

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Steve theory of the week is that when Steve came out of the ice he had no fucking idea homosexuality was decriminalized so he was still actively closeting and when he’d get sad and forlorn about his lost love (or just being mopey and sad about the whole “I just came out of the ice after 70 years and everyone I knew and loved is dead” thing, the avengers assumed was him being sad and forlorn about his lost love) the avengers assumed it was Peggy. Right? Who else would it be? So the first time Tony is like hey, buddy, I know it’s gotta be hard, you gotta miss her like crazy, right? The lightbulb goes off in Steve’s brain that A) he was just handed an easy beard AND an excuse to why he doesn’t date of ‘oh I just am so in love with my 90 year old ex girlfriend’ but B) oh my god if I just swap the names I can be sad about Bucky out loud and have an outlet for my moping.

So Steve actually gets comfortable talking about Bucky as ‘Peggy’ for a couple years. Then the day marriage equality passed Steve was confronted with the fact that it was okay to be gay now and he kinda dug himself this hole… but he just stayed in it bc it was easier. And he missed Bucky.

And then Bucky comes back and it takes a long time to make Bucky a functional person again and eventually HE finds out about the ‘Steve’s great love Peggy’ thing and he’s like??? Steve what the fuck is this? Your gay ass? And Steve has to embarrassedly explain that this was the hole he dug himself and Bucky thinks it’s absolutely hilarious, much to Steve’s distress.

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just saw this on twitter and … a bullet would’ve hurt less ..

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every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

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So glad we all collectively decided to ignore Steve's canon ending, best decision we ever made

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“Everytime I close my eyes I see their faces.”

“Then keep them open, and look at me instead.”

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you can’t convince me that Steve & Bucky wouldn’t be on a government watch list

captain america & the winter soldier: at an anti-government rally, using the shield to smack tear gas canisters back into the cops’ faces

the fbi, sweating behind their computers: what the fuck are we supposed to do?!?

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personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

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one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

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Everything Nice pages 24-28

Pages 1-14

Pages 15-23

Crystal: "Why? What happened with the original ghost flavors"

Edwin: "Ah. It was very experimental. We were transported and subsequently trapped in the Cretaceous Period for approximately 6 months "

Charles: "Also it tasted rank"