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what if instead of tuffnut its hiccup who gets the bite in bad moon rising

everyone except hiccup is convinced he's a lycanwing except the twins who have decided that the reason he hasnt changed is because he was always a lycanwing

the rumour spreads everywhere like viggo meats hiccup in maces and talons and his introduction is "ah so i finally get to meat the half dragon, befkre i heard of u i always thought the lycan wing was a myth"

heather comes back and her first question is "do i have to worry about hiccup going full feral dragon in the night?"

hiccup has no idea who actually belives it and who's just fucking with him

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Karoh! :)

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Zelda Reacts Part 9

this has been one of THE most requested outfits (like across every platform this series has been shared on) so I just hope it lives up to expectations!!

Part 8: Soldiers Armour <<<

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pray for those who hate you

pray for those who mock you

pray for those who curse you

pray for those who belittle you

pray for those who laugh at you

pray for those who persecute you

pray for those who can't stand you

pray for those who would never pray for you.

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Those poor people. I'm prayin' for them.

Yeah no. They don't like Hamas. Hamas is starving them out to make it look like "Israel is killing people". It's literally this meme.

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It really is irritating to see such factually wrong takes.

Even worse when combined with the theory that "Whites have no culture because they stole everything from non-whites." And yes, I have, indeed, heard someone say that before.

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My hot take is that censorship and pushback results in some of the best shows and movies.

Not because I’m pro censorship, but because it forces creators to push for what they Really want in a scene, and if they really want something they have to be creative to get it in there. It forces cleverness, cunning, being subtle .

And in this new era, it’s a lost art. It’s blatant, it’s in your face. If things are ALL in your face, then it’s less a movie and more about preaching

And you know what, some things that are censored aren’t worth being put in.

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Thinking about... mer!Reader x Ganondorf. Although Mer!Ganondorf sounds very nice too. But no, you're the mer in this scenario. Perhaps something new... or a far younger and less experienced, less worshipped, great fairy. Small, no bigger than the tallest Hylian. You are captured by some traders. Plucked out of your fountain without enough time to escape beneath the surface. Thrashing like a fish out of water. Your whimpers and desperate cries loud enough to scare the owls and birds that usually sing for you away.

Never have they seen a spirit like you, with a glistening tail and peculiar ears that they tug at. To see if they are real. Folklore is what you are to them. They heard rumours. Tales of your kind across the mountain you inhabit. You seem so weak and so frail. Youthful. You will be worth a fortune, they decide.

And as they travel through Hyrule, the spirits only you see looking at you with sympathy, the traders decide what better person to sell you off to than the powerhouse that is Ganondorf. He has riches after all. Gems only the chief of the Gerudo can bathe himself in. He could pay. Surely.

And Ganondorf... you have heard that name before. Your sisters whispered about him. Told you the stories of his predecessors. And it wasn't just them harbouring negativity towards his existence. The earth itself recoiled at his name. It made you anxious. It made you wary. Even more so when the hot, dry air of the desert made your tail ache.

The only mercy you are offered is a bucket full of lukewarm water that the traders splash on your tail before meeting the man. You can see it in their eyes: even they are doubting this. They present you to Ganondorf, lifting a veil they placed over your face so that he can see you. He looks... strangely mortal in your eyes. He looks the same way the heat sounds when passing over dunes. And he looks curious yet bemused as his amber eyes look at you.

All it takes is a wave of Ganondorf's hand and he buys you, dismissing the traders with palpable distaste. And when he comes up to your stranded form... His hand feels rough against your face. Not necessarily unkind but the calluses painful nonetheless. The one time they seem gentle, careful, is when his pinches the delicate, wing-like fibres of your ears. Truly a waste to tear them after all. And as he examines you... It's not wonder that taints his expression but the possibility of entertainment. What are you and what can you do? Can he use you in any way that isn't exclusively as a pet. You're not Hylian, so he could grow accustomed to you. Perhaps...

He has you placed atop the shallow water, moved from the throne room to his bedchamber as he pleases, and for how small the gesture is, you are thankful. The water is enough to disperse the ache from your dry scales and he can see it in your face, one brow raised with a scoff. He finds it amusing that you cannot escape. How could you? Are you to crawl in the sand surrounding the town? You wouldn't want to scorch your scale now would you?

But you don't even try to. Not even as your tail flops idly with an impulse to swim. Not even when sadness coats your eyes as you feel disconnected from the world of spirits. You don't try to run, and for how long you stay, Ganondorf researches your kind. He reads about you, the fairies, the power you can gift him. He grows accustomed to your existence to the point where he throws in rupees that clank against the tiles of the pool. An offering of coin.

You can feel power swell within you at that little action and he smirks, cocking his head. At this point he's had you long enough. He's grown fond of you, though he wouldn't say it. But he knows he has. And he can read you like an open book. The glint in your eyes as he offers you the money. For a moment he forgets the fact this could become a transaction.

But it does, not because he forces it but because you appreciate the uncharacteristic mercy he has offered you. It takes a few offerings but your hands tingle with innate ability. You ask for his jewellery and he wants to deny you at first. But then he places one accessory in your hands. A pair or heavy earrings. And your kiss power into it. It makes him smirk.

Useful. You don't need to be, you can just be a pet to him, but you are useful. And if he continues showing you that silent mercy, and as long as you remain rooted in his heart as if he himself was your fountain, perhaps you could offer him more. Perhaps you can even go against history.

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Very well-written. Fantastic job.

Imagine scratching Ganondorf's beard. You're sitting there on his lap, supported by his arms and hands that cup your body, as he lazily listens to the plea of some random Hylian that had the misfortune of voicing his village's needs. The words are only half registering in his mind. They echo against one ear only to ring against the jewellery as his attention is split elsewhere. Body focussed on you. Mind focussed on you. Perhaps he'd be a little more sadistic and a little bit more cruel towards the man had it not been for your hands on his face.

He'd never admit to the softness. Ganondorf isn't soft. And yet despite himself he leans into your touch as your fingers scratch boldly at the sides of his jaw. They run so nicely against the red hair and he has to stop himself from grumbling at the feeling. You don't coo, you wouldn't dare to, but you want to. He's acting like a big cat. His lips are pressed in a tight, controlled line and his amber eyes are zone out on a distant pillar. Pupils dilated. Your ministrations have his fingers tapping against the length of your thighs. A slow rapping motion as if he's contemplating.

No blood taints the floor that night. No screams are blown in the draft of the palace walls and no wrath bubbles in his chest. It doesn't dare to, not when your touch acts like a sedative. Especially not when your touch is so pleasurable.

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Dude, easiest mil ever. I already write almost exclusively in cursive. Almost nothing would change for me.

these goofy fellas and their goofy conversations

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Gracefully dancing under crystal lights.

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Exactly.

Though, due to this resulting in something more akin to a car with 2 steering wheels unless either the host has more Determination or the Determination of the soul had been sapped like what was done via the DT Extration Machine, then my guess would be that they needed something to bind the soul so that they could remain in control.

i wonder if the first monster absorbing a human soul incident or maybe not the first, just the one that would be the catalyst for the human monster war later on, was not like Asriel + Chara (pontentially dangerous but mostly harmless) but somewhere closer to Omega Flowey in appearance, personality, and threat level?

still would not justify waging war against all monster kind and sealing them away, but would probably be more understandable? i think?

(sorry if this doesn't make sense)

Considering that it takes less than 10 souls for a Monster to become a god, I'd say that humanity had every right to be afraid. Do you know how easy it is to kill 10 people, especially when you have magic bullets?

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Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if a fae stole his phone & is now using it to do exactly that.

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That's badass.

Read @ghostboidanny ‘s post about ghost king danno and miscommunication this morning and I couldn’t stop thinking about it all day

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This is just so one of my ocs.

Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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Yes!! Kitty!!

Gives kitty, too. @alasse-earfalas @jullbnt @bigsoftmarshmallow

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Ah! I'm so sorry! I completely forgot that I hadn't answered your question!! I'll get right to it!!

But, if you want Danny's opinion of these hunters, then I'd say that he'd initially have a similar opinion of them to what he had towards the hunters from Million Dollar Ghost. He'd initially assume that they'd be just as bad.

Towards the first group, I think that Danny would be a mix of curious regarding what he's mentally calling interviews, but would find humor in how they'd run from monsters & make mistakes, while also be somewhat worried for them. After the thing with them asking a ghost about their death, I actually think that he might consider stepping in to give them a short list of dos & do nots regarding conversing with ghosts.

For the second hunter... They kind of remind me of a medium. You know, someone who channels spirits so that they can act through the medium? So, I dunno. Maybe this could be a some sort of variation on the concept?

Anyway, I think Danno would think they're kinda nuts & might try to help the lower power ghosts if they're being used against their wills.

Though, I will say that the handcuffs could just be made of silver. Silver is actually a fairly common tool against monsters due to it being a symbol of purity.

But, as far as the corporate hunters, they sort of give me merc or bounty hunter vibes. And I think that Danny might pick up on that as well.

For the last one, I think Danny would initially get annoyed with the monster, but I also think he'd secretly enjoy the witty banter.

I hope I gave a more satisfactory answer this time? And again, sorry it took so long to reply! 😓

Ghost king Danny and his hunter opinions

I saw many posts about Danny meeting John Constantine and messing with him. But I wonder about what Danny thinks of other hunters while he is the ghost king, like I want to know what Danny will do when he is in front of a paladin who is ready to banish him to the ghost world or a group of hunters who thought Danny is a demon.

To make this idea fair let's just say the GIW does not count as a hunter group because, let's be honest the reputation of GIW everywhere is bad and let us not talk about them unless they are being embarrassed by other real Hunters.

List of hunters,

Hunter from churches - Cross and holy water with bible to banish entities (ghost and demon)

Paranormal investigator - camera and some paranormal tool to help catch ghost

Scientist hunter - make weapons to hunt ghosts and monsters ( this opinion could be obvious because of Danny parents)

And more.