aileen-dunbroch

[aileen-dunbroch]

I heard you and El are actually twins and your "triplet" is adopted

Tell that to the woman who had to push three babies out on the same day. 

rumor has it…

[aileen-dunbroch]

I heard YOU'RE the one who's pregnant now!

Good job, you heard wrong. 

rumor has it…

[aileen-dunbroch]

annieedmonds:

That would be way more interesting if the original Taylor Swift wasn’t already a robot with incredibly deceptive human skin. Do you know how much latex it’d take to make a whole human skin suit? Much easier if you just have actual skin. No, you seem like a very boring drunk. If you came up with something like that I might wonder if you were body snatched. 

So you think she just got a major reprogramming in between instead? That’s creepy, though. Most people don’t want to get skinned before they’re buried, not even if they’re sacrificing their skin to keep Taylor Swift in the spotlight. I’m more of a doer than a thinker when I’m drunk, that’s fair. That seems more like one of my sisters, to come up with drunken conspiracies.

[aileen-dunbroch]

TEXT ✉️ BRAILEEN

Bryce: Maybe he hasn't given her a reason to know what kind of person he is. Or maybe she met a worse version of him. You don't know everything, Aileen.

Bryce: I'm not making up anything, especially not for that reason. Not telling you is kind of proof of that, which you'd realize if you took a break from being so bloody thick. And you're tight. This is pointless and so are you.

Bryce: has blocked this number.

[aileen-dunbroch]

TEXT ✉ ALJAX

Ajax: Could she steal my demi-god-hotness powers? Because I'd like to keep those lol. I'm totally picturing you with a sword protecting me though, whoops. It's a good image. (Sounds like a plan to me.) :) You're the only one who thinks that, you know.

Aileen: While she's inside the dome? No, the best she could probably do would be plastic surgery and hitting the gym a lot lol. I'd be hot with a sword, I like where your mind's at. Sounds more fun than archery, why did my mom never teach me THAT? Only one who thinks what? That you're smart? That's because I'm the one who knows you the best :-p

[aileen-dunbroch]

# for Aileen or whoever

Aileen

-what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: 

Ails

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

Brighter than The Sun - Colbie Caillat

 - my muse’s last text to your muse

TBD

[aileen-dunbroch]

TEXT ✉ GINLEEN

Ginny: Six months is optimistic, I was giving her two. A nice wife would probably last a good amount longer. She could be evil? Because yeah, it doesn't make sense for some skeevy guy to do it. 33 is SO old to have babies! Also, with your sex life do you REALLY think it'll take that long before you get knocked up? Not really, you're older now and technology is so good for long distance dating! It's fun NOW, but what do you think it'll do for you emotionally later?

Aileen: I was factoring in the time it takes for paperwork to be official :-p She's married to this really nice guy! Why would he marry her if she was evil? 33 is a perfectly fine time to have it, just because ma was younger doesn't mean we have to be. I'm great at protection, thanks! What's with the slutshaming today? Maybe I need to get YOU laid instead. He's a physical being lol he doesn't want a long distance relationship. And who's saying I want that, either? Uhhh... Nothing? I'm fine?

[aileen-dunbroch]

annieedmonds:

Even though I ultimately don’t like interacting with people very much at either of my jobs, I do find the drunk theories people come up with extremely hilarious. The more drunk someone gets, the wilder the concept. Just last night I heard someone explaining to their friend that it’s totally and completely possible for National Treasure to be a documentary disguised as a work of fiction because Nicholas Cage doesn’t want anyone to know his secret identity as Ben Gates, so by playing a character named Ben Gates no one will assume his name would actually be Ben Gates. 

Oh, that’s a good one. I missed that one, but I definitely heard a theory one night that the real Taylor Swift was murdered between the Red and 1989 albums, and a doppelganger took her place and changed her music genre completely. Where do people even come up with this stuff? I don’t think I’ve ever been this creative drunk before.

[aileen-dunbroch]

TEXT ✉ ALJAX

Ajax: Funny and SCARY. Her cat making drinks unsanitary is the least creepy thing about her lol but yolo. You running faster than me? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. (Kinda.) Depends, what kind of incentive do you want? ;)

Aileen: She can't cast any magic on you unless you're outside of Walt! And she probably wouldn't unless you dated her or had magic powers she wanted to steal, so you're safe. Or I can protect you, scaredy cat :-p Yeah, it was a pipe dream, I'm no runner. (Guess I've just got to find a way to be immortal, then.) You're smart enough to figure it out on your own :-p

[aileen-dunbroch]

Rumor has it you and Ajax are back together

Rumor has it wrong. That is definitely not a conversation @ajaxolympus and I have had, and besides, one or both of us will be leaving Walt soon -- what would even be the point? 

rumor has it…

[aileen-dunbroch]

TEXT ✉️ BRAILEEN

Bryce: Nobody was hiding anybody's kid from them, and there are no judgements over whether a kid should have the chance to know both of their parents! Tandy was just processing something that would've changed her life more than his and that's entirely her prerogative to take her time with that. Idk how you don't get that, I always thought you were the smart one.

Bryce: "Nothing". I never had any reason not to like the dude, and yes, they did use each other, but there are circumstances surrounding it that you don't know and that you've proved you're too untrustworthy to be told. But if you knew, you wouldn't be so comfortable with him either. And wow, I guess once you start being an asshole you just don't know how to stop. Take a break, you're not even worth the calories I burn typing to you.

Aileen: Kid, future kid, whatever, same difference! Assuming it wouldn't have affected his life too like he wouldn't want to be there for it or something is shitty of her! It's like she doesn't even know what kind of person he is at all.

Aileen: Sounds like a load of garbage to me. What's even the point of making up fake reasons for me to be uncomfortable with my friend, huh, Bryce? No one's making you respond, you're doing that all on your own. You could have blocked my number by now if you really wanted to.

[aileen-dunbroch]

Aileen is an alcoholic

The fact that I had to look up the definition to be sure probably wasn’t a good sign, but -- good news! I don’t have an uncontrollable urge to drink or a dependency on it, it’s just fun and I work in a bar, so we’re good. 

rumor has it…

[aileen-dunbroch]

TEXT ✉ ALJAX

Ajax: Yeah, that's pretty freaky lol. I was gonna say idk how you're friends with her but it seems safer to be her friend than her enemy. :-P I think it's at least a competition as to who cares more, you don't just get to run away with the prize without a fight lol. (Damn, you're good. The day you say something in a way that doesn't make it easier for me to understand is the day the world ends lol.) You think I'd stop trying? A real winner never stops training, no matter how often he's #1.

Aileen: She's funny! Even if her cat being at work is totally a health code violation. What if I run faster than you, though? :p (So the day I die, then? Your whole world just becomes a black hole once there's no more Aileen in it? Haha) I don't know, I'm not really up for testing the theory. What incentive do I have to? :-p

[aileen-dunbroch]

Bryce

At present? Kill. 

Send me a name and I’ll tell you whether I’d fuck, marry, or kill them.

[aileen-dunbroch]

Eli

Fuck! @eliasclayton is my favorite co-worker -- I mean, besides Gani. 

Send me a name and I’ll tell you whether I’d fuck, marry, or kill them.

[aileen-dunbroch]

Have you ever had an orgasm with a partner?

Have you met me? Of course I have. Ginny doesn’t like to remind me I’m the slutty triplet for nothing. 

[aileen-dunbroch]

TEXT ✉ GINLEEN

Ginny: She should, but I feel like Brybry would end up dead within a year? Oh my godddd, who even did it? Do you know? Okay, ew, don't tell me about what more fun things you can do with your body. You'll probably be a mom someday, especially with all that talk, So i'm just saying. I didn't mean got away physically! But emotionally, he's clearly always going to be something special to you. I tried :)

Aileen: Damn, if he'd only last a year I'd hate to see how long husbands she DOESN'T have lifelong histories with would last. Six months, max? Let's hope she gets a nice wife instead. No clue. I mean, my roommate hates me but she's mean, not evil. But I was hanging with Bryce so why would someone think they could slide me something and get anything out of it? Who knows. Someday, but when I'm like, 33. Not soon! SHRUG. We're about to graduate and he's leaving, so even if he were it would just be the same thing all over again. Fucking him again's definitely fun tho :-p