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You’re not wrong… but idk why this is a viscerally unpleasant phrasing 😭

Old man yaoi

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for my green creek moots

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NOT GORDO GIVING GAVIN A WORK SHIRT. A PINK WORK SHIRT.

i am NOT okay

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Just finished my Heartsong reread and good lordy 🥺

I adore Robbie he’s a sweetpea and he deserves the world

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kissing you on the forehead

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A well deserved rest🦉🩷

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Idc what his brothers said about this beard. Gavin is into this so am I

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straight guy bouncing on it to prove he's an ally

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Yes! Love this for you! I just finished my second read of Ravensong and I just love this story so so much

Just finished my second read through of Wolfsong! It was so nice to go slower this time and actually savor the story. I’m going to pretend like it’s perfectly normal to be rereading this series not even a week after finishing it the first time. I’m absolutely mentally stable about it there’s no obsession happening here

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Me trying to convince my friends to read the Green Creek series

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Hi hello tonight’s thought keeping me awake. In TJ Klune’s Green Creek universe I really want to know what would happen if an alpha tries to turn a human to wolf but that human has medical implants… like what happens to it… does the wolf magic heal the ailment the implant was correcting and then dissolve the device? Or… does it just stay there? Like if someone has had their knee replaced does the hardware just shift and grind as bones rearrange during shift? I feel like that would be so unbearably painful would they have to have the parts taken out so the wolf can just heal the issue itself without the need for the hardware? That now opens the can of worms that would be surgery on a wolf. Like how would you perform surgery when any incisions would start healing as soon as they’re made. I need answers

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They have a shop vac and one of those high powered blowers pet groomers use during shedding season

Im sorry but can we take a minute to acknowledge how much tucking dog hair has to be in the Bennets house?? Like wtf?? Thats?? Like 10 oversized dogs going in and out on the regular??? Poor Elizabeth Jesus CHRIST. how often do they have to SWEEP????

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Me: (At the end of reading ”Heartsong” by TJ Klune) “Awe, man. Not this again! TJ sure does fucking love separating wolf mates! My god! Can we get one book where a mated pair actually stays together for the whole story????!!!!”

Also me: (Absolutely falls for it. Eats it up every time.) “Damn, how quick can I get the next book from the library??? Oh, shit! Fuck! I’m going to be on the last book in the series! Oh, no! What the crap am I going to read after this??? There’s literally nothing better than these gay werewolves!!!! It can’t possibly be over! Fuck!!!”

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Me: I’m going to start only eating when I’m hungry. That way I won’t snack all day long and I can enjoy proper meals when I actually need them instead :)

Me 22hrs after my last solid food: wait fuck I forgot about the ADHD

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Harry: James I'm your father and I love you and want you to be happy, but I'm starting to think this thing you have with Teddy may be unhealthy.

James: What do you mean?

Harry: Well, as a hypothetical, if Teddy jumped off a bridge, would you also jump off a bridge?

James: What bridge is it?

Harry: Incorrect answer.

James: I just mean am I gonna die on impact or just break my legs, cuz then I'd think twice before jumping.

Harry: You'd still jump?!

James: I mean I gotta get Teddy.

Teddy: Why are you both assuming I'd be the first to jump?

James: He's got a point actually.

Harry: Let's talk about something else...

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commissioned wiggly biggly dance