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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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If they manage to wrap up all the storylines in the bad batch final episode I'll never doubt star wars again

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So what confuses me in the clone wars is that Anakin sees his future from The Brother in the Mortis Arc but then like it’s never mentioned again?? Do Obi Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka just forget about Mortis and all the shit that happened?? They literally met GODS and then they’re like “lmao ok whatever”???? Like that arc is so confusing???

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rex how do you not know what m-count is. your general is literally Midichlorians Georg

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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“You will duel them,” Sidious had said. “Kill Kenobi. His only purpose is to die and, in so doing, ignite young Skywalker to tap the depths of his fear and rage.” ~ Labyrinth of Evil by James Luceno

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Anakin is just, like, a supercharged molotov cocktail, right?

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Obi Wan still looks HOT AS FUCK even when his life was destroyed! Dude looks so rugged and yeah he’s banned from most planets and he only gets sleep when he’s literally knocked unconscious but hey! At least he looks hot as fuck and forgives himself!

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your feral padme art is soooo good, i love it!

Thank you, anon, thank you so much :]

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EWAN MCGREGOR | Vanity Fair | 2024

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Everyone has been looking at Anakin's politics wrong going Republican this, Progressive that. He may be authoritarian (by way of Palp's grooming) but really he's the type of radical who distrusts the system so much he probably would think him voting was pointless on any level. The only politicians he trusts are ones he knows personally (unfortunately one of these is Palpatine). He trusts direct action over any politics but because of this distrust of the system he believes that if a politician was going to be able to do anything it would be in conflict with the system, leading to authoritarianism. I feel like I've cracked some sort of Anakin code, my eyes are WIDE open.

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“You were the chosen one.”

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One of THE most underrated moments in all of Star Wars comics:  THAT TIME ANAKIN WAS WORKING ON REPAIRING HIS SUIT WITH ONLY THE FORCE WHILE HE WAS SUBMERGED IN A FOGGY BACTA TANK. This doesn’t even seem like a struggle for him, he just casually does it and, sure, it’s hilarious when Anakin Literal Force Baby Skywalker just casually picks up new talents and is like, “What?  Like it’s hard?” about it, consider: A NOT UNCOMMON SIGHT IN THE JEDI TEMPLE: Anakin stuffing his face with a space taco while in line at the Temple refectory, casually spilling it down the front of his tabard because he’s too hungry to eat properly, because MILITARY RATIONS SUCK AND HE NEEDED REAL FOOD OH SWEET FORCE THANK GOD IT’S TACO TUESDAY IN THE JEDI TEMPLE, also meanwhile Artoo screaming wildly behind him while Anakin floats him along in the Force, flying wrenches and pliers and soldering iron poking and prodding into Artoo’s open processing core, sparks flying every which way, not a single wire out of place of where it should be while Anakin meanwhile is grabbing five more tacos and trying to see if he can fit two of them in his mouth at the same time. Unfortunately, Anakin is the only one who can understand Artoo’s screaming at least look at me while you’re operating on me, you karking bastard!!! but Anakin’s too busy squirting the bottle of hot sauce directly into his mouth in between maybe-kinda-sorta chewing his food to do anything more than poke another set of pliers right up into Artoo’s sensitive places. Half of the Jedi are staring at him like “what the actual fuck, Anakin”, the other half are like, “yeah, he does that, pass the pepper flakes, I’m starving” and eat their space tacos with slightly more dignity. Obi-Wan is in the corner, one hand scrubbed over his face, like, “I have been pretending not to see this for ten years, I’m not going to suddenly be able to see things now.”

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EWAN MCGREGOR

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EWAN MCGREGOR on discarded draft for Obi-Wan Kenobi show.

Vanity Fair | 2024