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Anthony Janthony Crowley invented
Not being able to find your cursor
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Anthony J. Crowley invented
The weirdass message on the back of Old Spice, because "a little bit of annoyance can set someone's whole day off"
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ajcrowleyinvented · 5 years
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Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
The pain you feel when you hit your pinky toe (also your elbow).
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Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
Glitter.
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congrats, you did it. you made the best blog.
Thank you uwu
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Anthony Janthony Crowley invented
Spotify ads
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Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
Apple Products
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Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
Hot Topic
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(Shitpost ver.) Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
The radio in the room across from mine that plays Billie Eilish every single night around the same time, 3 times. (Not in a row but like. Spread out between 11pm -3am). It's always the same song. Every single time. Im going to pass away if hear it one more time.
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ajcrowleyinvented · 5 years
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Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
Tattoos (for fun and not cultural reasons), because they tempt people to Pride while simultaneously making every grandma in a 100 mile radius fall into Wrath, and a couple of people here and there with a casual bit of Envy.
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Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
Tumblr, and he runs it by himself, pretending there are other employees.
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Anthony Janthony Crowley Invented
Claire's
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Oi
Stop putting things like "Crowley Invented antivax moms cos that gets everyone angry!!1!1!" In my inbox!!! You really be out here thinking Crowley's going to put a kid at risk???
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Anthony Janthony Crowley invented
Microaggression
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Anthony Janthony Crowley invented
Phones that have only 8.00gb of storage and nothing can change it.
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Anthony Janthony Crowley invented
Hiatus
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Crowley invented when you try to fire a rubber band but it snaps back and hits you on the fingers
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