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do u guys fw this

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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.

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Why were you flirting with Angelica in Schuyler sisters? Do you think she's pretty?

To Anonymous

Anonymous, your memory serves you all too well! I shall not deny that, many years past, I did engage in a rather flirtatious exchange with Mrs. Schuyler Church, both of us unmarried at the time, I assure you. There was scarcely a gentleman in New York who did not speak in admiration of her beauty, wit, and intensity.

But let us not dwell on days long gone; she is now respectably wed, as am I, and I hold the deepest affection and loyalty for my beloved wife.

- Senator A. Burr 🏛️

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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AU where berdly's gaming knowledge allows him to instantly recognize what's going on with kris but no one listens cause he's annoying

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bored at my killing small puppies and creatures job

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Alphonse has arrived (about 2 weeks ago, actually, but I just had the energy to unbox and pose).

And with that, the trio is complete!

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I hate it when the boys in my class are like "Oh yeah my dick is so big" and then think it's weird when I say relatable

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A dark comedy about a cult leader who suddenly comes to his senses, realises that running a cult actually fucking sucks, tries to quit several times but the followers are too clingy, until he realises that the only way to get rid of them is to fake his own death in the most credible, believable, tangible way possible, in a way where absolutely none of them could deny that they really saw their leader straight-up die right in front of their eyes. Wouldn't even cross their minds to doubt that the corpse isn't the real deal. Their idea that their precious leader could never die (he said so once, while on cocaine) is shattered, their whole world is shattered.

So the former cult leader weasels out of it and starts a brand new, completely normal life somewhere else, happily pretending that absolutely none of that ever happened.

And then the followers find him again.

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shoutout to my favorite comment screenshot ever

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Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

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Musical about a guy who is the only one who doesnt know it's a musical.

The actor isn't taught the choreography to the songs so their desperate attempts to dance along are real

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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.