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ngl whenever I think about malcolm in the middle I go kind of crazy because it truly was one of the most realistic series about working class america in a sitcom to date (as well as being funny as fuck). the parents both worked full time/overtime and struggled to pay their bills. the three boys shared a bedroom. they all lived on top of each other. the yard and house was constantly a mess bc there just wanted time. malcolm was a literal genius but it wasn’t enough—he still had to work full time out of highschool because he wasn’t privileged. the show reminded us that there’s not just one type of intelligence (reese flunked school but was a gifted chef). you could still have passions and hobbies even if you were poor, it just wasn’t as easy. the mom and dad loved each other, but they didn’t always like each other. the comedy came from the mundane day to day (despite there being outlandish and slapstick scenarios). they all loved each other despite being dysfunctional. idk I feel like it belongs in a display case it was so good

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Every other week I find a person with okay takes that I have to block because they blatantly dehumanize men and masculinity.

When will people realize their personal trauma does not mean they have free reign to throw punches laterally? Mocking transmascs is not girlboss feminism, just bigotry.

It’s exhausting.

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“I’m so incelcore!!” please take a shower

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there is nothing worse in baseball than a baseball ball hog

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starting a new job is so god damn embarrassing

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It's good to be home.

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never going shopping while high again. Why tf did I buy warranty on a fucking soccer ball

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When I finally learn how to not hit the tennis ball like it’s a baseball it’s over for yall

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I hate how much of a solo sport tennis is. I wanna be able to geek out over a tennis team like I do about baseball

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Matt turner being back on the revs is the best news I heard all year

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roller hockey is hella underrated we need more roller hockey rinks

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the number of times I've been told I look like michael yagoobian this past week is insane

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Imagine breaking into my car and instead of finding money or anything valuable, you find a pair of hockey skates, a pair of inline skates, and a pair of roller skates.

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i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction