akathebookworm

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Like two weeks ago now I accidentally kicked Bread the cat’s little leg when on my way to feed him and now whenever I enter the room while he’s eating he runs off like I’ve caught him doing something bad. No idea how to fix this.

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i’m like if an angel fell from heaven and got insanely fucked up from the impact

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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Meet the King of Clubs, the trans pride knight! The blue flowers are forget-me-nots, a symbolic reference to Transgender Day of Remembrance. The butterfly on the shield speaks for itself I think. Thank you all for giving feedback! The Pride Knights Playing Cards, art prints and uncut sheets are now available for pre-order here: prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

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Physical therapy is wild because they're always like "hey do this weird little movement" and you're like "hmm my brain doesn't seem to know how to activate that movement" and then they'll like trick your brain into doing it by making you do other movements first or making you resist against them moving you or some shit and your brain is like oooooh ✅ new movement unlocked. And then they tell you to do that movement 20 times a day and you do and it makes some part of your body you didn't even know was related hurt less. What the fuck.

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these are KILLING me

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Anti-intellectual attitudes are on the rise on social media, the billionaires who run these apps are banking on people being uneducated or uninterested in education slipping from their fingers. So now is a good time to invest time into following accounts that teach you things, engaging with their content, and most importantly LEARNING.

Communal learning is inherently anti-fascist. Give them hell.

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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.

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iiim drunk and i need a burger right fucking now!!!!!!!

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this is where i sleep at night

[akathebookworm]

resisting the urge to ask if people are mad at me

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i want the world to stop for like 1 year so i can rest

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[akathebookworm]

New way to get your friends into ninjago!!! Just ask them if these two

Are the same person

7 out of 10 times they will be flabbergasted at the answer and therefore ask questions then you can slowly transition the conversation into showing them monstrosity making them even more curious then they'll ask to see the show and BOOM you've successfully inaugurated your friend into ninjago!!!! Congrats!!! I've gone insane

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hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

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mom: what’s your primary news source? me: *thinks about the Destiel meme which could tell me aliens had been discovered and I would believe it in a heartbeat*

me: New York Times