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72. How the Kids Deal With the Baby/Babies

Pein

Elliot was eager to hold Yuki and take care of her. It surprised you and Pein greatly. You didn't think your son would like to be around his loud and smelly younger sister, but he really took to her well. You were glad that he was so hands-on with her because that meant it was like having another parent around. 

There was just one thing he wasn't willing to do, well two really. He wasn't willing to wake up in the middle of the night with her, but that was understandable because he had other things to attend to during the day. The other thing was that he wasn't willing to change her diaper. He tried it once but was so horrified that he couldn't even attempt to do it again. You were alright with that though, since he did nearly everything else with her. 

Zetsu

Danny was not happy with the new baby. He wasn't happy that Mai cried at night or sometimes smelled horrible due to a dirty diaper. Danny would actively avoid her and would try to get out of watching her at all costs. It infuriated you and Zetsu, but you figured that he'd eventually grow out of it and come to love his sister like Sammy does, so you mainly relied on Sammy. 

That boy loved his little sister. He loved to help you out with her all of the time. Any free time he had, he was spending it with his sister and helping you take care of her. Sammy would take part in all aspects of taking care of her. Even bathing her and changing diapers. He was a little nervous at first, but once he got the hang of it, he was another mom. 

Sasori

Tara was alright with the new baby. However, as soon as Fuyu began to cry or smell bad, she was out of there. She didn't like to deal with the gross and loud side of her baby brother. She would help feed him and bathe him sometimes, but she refused to change a dirty diaper. She once tried it and ended up getting peed on, so she was done after that. She would give support from far away for those types of things. 

While Tara was just alright with the baby, Dahlia was great with him. She helped with late-night feedings. She helped with dirty diapers and even bath time. She was like a second mother to Fuyu. She seemed to adore her younger brother and you and Sasori were thankful for that. You hoped that as she grew older, she would still love Fuyu. 

Itachi

Serenity was great with the twins. Natsu and Haru were in great hands with Serenity. It surprised you how great she was with them. She would feed them whenever they needed feeding, almost more times than you fed them. She would change their diapers but usually wore safety goggles and gloves, just in case. She would even bathe them with your help. She seemed to just adore her new sisters. 

She would even wake up at all hours just to give you a break with the twins. If you asked her, she'd probably take over being the mother figure to them. That's how much she adored them. There wasn't anything she wouldn't do with or for Natsu and Haru. She was completely prepared for the smelly and loud sides of her sisters. You hoped that as she grew older, she would stay this way and continue to help and adore them.

Deidara

Nova wanted nothing to do with her twin brothers. She thought they were loud, smelly and obnoxious. It seemed like Reiji and Tokiya thought the same of her because whenever she was around them, they screamed and threw fits. It was like they could sense her hatred of them. You thought that she would take to them well, but she refused to do anything for or with them. 

Nova wouldn't feed them, wouldn't bathe them, wouldn't change their diapers and even wouldn't watch them for a second for you to go into another room for something. She was 100% completely against them. It was quite shocking for you and Deidara due to Nova's normally upbeat and friendly personality. You just hoped that she would grow out of it and come to love her baby brothers and hope that Reiji and Tokiya would come to love her as well. 

Hidan

Sarah did not like Kirai and Kazan one bit. She didn't like interacting with them, she didn't like speaking to them and she especially didn't like dealing with them. Meaning, she didn't like to feed them, didn't like to hold them and didn't like to change their diapers. She even refused to watch them. Though, she would at least check in on them if you weren't able to. As long as they were sleeping. 

While his sister didn't like the babies, Justin joined in with her. He didn't like to even be around the babies. He didn't like to be involved with anything revolving the babies. He refused to do anything with them and even refused to even check up on them while they were sleeping. It made things a bit difficult for you and Hidan. You could only hope that your children would get over whatever was bothering them and grow to love their new siblings. 

Kakuzu

Kristina seemed to like Akihiko well enough. She was at least willing to deal with the baby, most days. She loved to feed him, despite the mess he created. She loved to watch over him and take care of him when he was crying. She especially enjoyed it when he was asleep though. She did enjoy her breaks from her little brother. 

Kristina, however, would not do a few things with Akihiko. Those things turned out to be changing him and bathing him. Plus, dealing with him when he smelled bad for any particular reason. She would then avoid him until he smelled better. She couldn't stand the smell of a dirty diaper and she especially couldn't stand the thought of changing that horrid smelling thing. You understood, so she was off the hook with those things. You knew she would be a good big sister regardless. 

Tobi

Dexter for some reason, was not happy with Ai. He didn't like her one bit and he refused to explain why. Therefore, he refused to do anything with her. He refused to feed her, refused to bathe her and even refused to just watch her while you were away from Ai. He didn't want anything to do with her. It upset you and Obito greatly. You had thought he would have been a good brother. 

It seemed like his feelings towards Ai were not reciprocated. Ai seemed to love Dexter. She would laugh and seem super happy whenever he was around her for a short time when you forced him to be. She just wanted to be held by him and wanted him near her all of the time. She would even cry when he walked away from her. Dexter didn't care about her crying because of him though when upset you even further. 

Kisame

Alexander loved Kira and Shion. He would happily do anything for them. He wanted to always feed them, bathe them and even change their diapers. He wanted to be around them all the time and loved to just watch them or hold them when he was left along with them. He truly loved his siblings. There wasn't anything that he wouldn't do for them. It was really sweet to watch him handling the babies. 

Alexander would even wake up in the middle of the night with them. He was like a second father to them. He told you that he would even die for them if he needed to, but that was extremely extreme so you told him not to do that. You understood what he meant though. He just adored the twins so dearly that he would do anything possible with and for them. You knew that he would protect them at all costs. 

Madara

Eclipse did not handle Ren well, at all. She found him to be quite annoying. Whenever he cried, she would complain. Whenever he smelled bad, she would complain even more. You knew that despite that, she loved her brother and would protect him, you just wished that she would be more hands-on with the boy. As she refused to do anything for or with him. 

Adryn was slightly better with Ren. She would at least take care of him when she was supposed to. She would feed him and watch over him, but not bathe him or change his diaper. She seemed to at least obviously love her brother. She would also be another protector but a more hands-on one. 

Arcadia was a completely different story. She completely adored her younger brother. She would happily feed him, watch over him, bathe him and even change his diaper. She would wake up at all hours to take care of him even if you were already awake with him. She was already a protector of him. She was a second mother to the boy. 

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71. When You Have A Baby, Again

You were in labor for quite some hours this time, more than last time. It seemed like it was going to be harder than the first one/ones for some reason. Your husband did everything in his power to help you, but he was left standing there, hovering over you worried. Finally though, it was over and a baby or babies finally came out. 

Pein

You had one girl. She came out looking like you and would probably have the true Pein's personality. You decided to name her Yuki. 

Zetsu

You had one girl. She came out looking like you and would possibly have your personality. You decided to name her Mai.

Sasori

You had one boy. He came out looking like Sasori and would most likely have his personality. You decided to name him Fuyu.

Itachi

You had two girls. One came out looking like Itachi and would probably have his personality. You decided to name her Natsu. The other one came out looking like you and would possibly also have Itachi's personality. You decided to name her Haru 

Deidara

You had two boys. One came out looking like Deidara and would most likely have your personality. You decided to name him Reiji. The other came out looking like you and would most likely have Deidara's personality. You decided to name him Tokiya. 

Hidan

You had a boy and a girl. The boy came out looking like Hidan and would probably have your personality. The girl came out looking like you and would also probably have your personality. You decided to name the boy Kazan and the girl Kirai. 

Kakuzu

You had one boy. He came out looking like Kakuzu and would hopefully not have his personality and have yours instead. You decided to name him Akihiko. 

Tobi

You had one girl. She came out looking like you and would possibly have your personality. You decided to name her Ai.

Kisame

You had one girl and one boy. The girl came out looking like Kisame and would probably have his personality. While the boy came out looking like you and would probably have your personality. You decided to name the girl Kira and the boy Shion. 

Madara

You had one boy, thankfully. He came out looking like a mix of you and Madara and would probably have a personality that was a mix of you two as well. You decided to name him Ren. 

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70. Kids' First Date

Pein

Elliot was running around like a chicken with its head cut off. He was throwing things and on the edge of sobbing. Why you ask? He was getting ready for his first date with Scarlet. The girl he had his first crush on turned out to like him as well. So, with parents' permission, the two were going out on a date together tonight.

“Elliot, it's time for you to go now!” You called out to your son. He instantly threw on his shoes and ran out the door. You wanted to follow him, but you also wanted to give him this alone time with his soon-to-be girlfriend. So, hoping that everything would turn out to be well, you watched your son run off into the distance. 

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“So, Scarlet, how is your food?” Elliot questioned as he and his date ate their food at a fancy restaurant. She paused in her eating to smile over at him.

“It's amazing! I'm so happy that you brought me here!” Scarlet was like a bright ray of sunshine. Her strawberry-blonde hair shinned in the light as she smiled at Elliot. The poor boy could feel and hear his heart beating out of his chest. He was so happy to have her here with him. He hoped that everything else would go alright for them. 

After they were done eating, Elliot told Scarlet that he'd walk her home. So, hand-in-hand they walked through the darkening streets. They chatted about school and what classes they disliked and which ones they liked. They seemed to be having a great time. However, their great talk came to a close when they walked up to Scarlet's home. 

“I had a really great time tonight, Elliot. Thank you for taking me out.” Scarlet told the boy as she released his hand. 

“I had a great time as well. Thank you for coming out on this date with me.” Elliot responded with a smile on his face. He was about to turn away when Scarlet leaned over and kissed him on the cheek. Her face was very red, and the kiss caused Elliot's face to turn just as red as hers. 

“I'll see you at school. Goodnight.” With that, Scarlet entered her home and closed the door. Elliot practically ran all the way back home, excited to tell you and Pein all about his date.

Zetsu

Danny and Sammy were both sitting in their bedroom arguing about the night that was to come. They both had a date with Sophie tonight, and they were not happy about it. The girl decided that she wanted to date both of them before she'd decide who she wanted to be with. You didn't think that was fair, but the boys were mostly alright with it. 

“Boys, it's time for you to go. Good luck!” You called out to them. They instantly ran out the door, fighting to see who would reach Sophie first. 

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“Here's some flowers, Sophie! Do you like them!” Danny called out to the girl as he held out a bouquet of roses to her. She took them and smiled at him. Before she could respond, Sammy was holding out a box of chocolates.

“Here are some chocolates, the best ones in the candy store!” Sammy called out next to the girl as she took them from him.

“Thank you, both of you. I love both of these presents.” Sophie smiled at both the boys, causing them to practically swoon over her. They were all at the park, just hanging out. 

“Who's gift do you like the most?” Danny questioned as he shoved his brother out of the way.

“I like both gifts equally. Now let's go hang out on the swings!” Sophie raced off ahead of the boys and reached the swings first. There were three of them. She sat in the middle, Danny sat to her left and Sammy sat to her right. The three of them hung out on the swings and then did some running around for a little bit before things started to get dark. 

“Let's walk you home!” Sammy suggested as Sophie was getting ready to leave. She shook her head at him.

“I can walk home by myself. I can handle myself.” She, however, grabbed Sammy's face and kissed him on the cheek, followed by kissing Danny on the cheek next. She then left the shocked boys alone and laughed as she walked away from them. 

“SHE LIKES ME THE MOST!” Sammy yelled out as soon as his shock wore off. Danny then punched him.

“No, she likes me the most!” Danny cried out angrily. Sammy shoved Danny to the ground instantly.

“She kissed me first!” Sammy then took off running and caused Danny to run off after him.

“Wait for me you punk!” Danny yelled out as he chased his brother. Both boys were eager to get home to tell you and Zetsu all about how Sophie liked one more than the other, but they were just overly excited about being kissed by the girl they liked.

Sasori

Tara and Dahlia were having a double date tonight. They were currently discussing all the places they were wanting to show Jessica and Tommy. They would be walking through the woods around the hideout and village. They were super excited about their date. So excited in fact that they hardly slept the previous night. 

“Girls! It's time for you to head to your meeting place with your dates!” You called out to them which caused the two girls to immediately jump up from the kitchen table and run out of the door. They first collided with the closed-door before heading out the rest of the way. 

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“So, this is where Tara fell out of the tree and broke her arm,” Dahlia noted as the four of them walked past a large tree in a clearing. Tara was holding Jessica's hand while Tommy and Dahlia were also holding hands. 

“That's amazing! How far up did you climb?” Jessica questioned as she looked up at the tree. Tara smiled at her date before responding. 

“I was almost up at the top when I fell,” Tara explained with a blush on her face. 

“That's so cool! Let's try to climb all the way up!” Tommy suggested as he released Dahlia's hand and walked over to the tree. 

“You idiot! Us girls are in dresses! We can't climb a tree right now!” Jessica yelled out at the boy. He just chuckled and nodded his head. Then you guys continued on your way. The twins showed them a few other places where important things had gone down, and eventually, the sun began to set, so they headed back to their meeting place which was right at the edge of the forest. 

“I had a really great time, Tara. Thanks for showing me some of your life.” Jessica then kissed Tara right on the lips. “I'll see you at school.” That left Tara frozen and gave Tommy a chance to say goodbye to Dahlia. 

“I'll see you at school too, Dahlia. I had a good time today and hope to do it again soon.” Tommy then raised Dahlia's hand and gave it a soft kiss. “See you later.” With that, Tommy and Jessica began to walk away from the two twins. 

“Come on, Tara, let's get home and tell them about our date!” Dahlia then grabbed her sister and began to pull her with her. 

“R-Right!” Tara was still shocked but let her sister pull her with her. The two girls raced home, ready to tell you and Sasori all about their date.

Itachi

Serenity was eagerly getting ready for her date with Matthew. She was overly excited and rushing through things. Making her panic even further. Eventually, though, she calmed down and got fully ready just in time for you to call out to her. 

“Serenity! It's time for you to head out!” You then heard a series of thumps and crashes before you watched your daughter run out of the door and start heading towards her meeting place with Matthew. 

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“So, that movie was amazing! It was so full of action that I could hardly look away!” Serenity excitedly spoke up to her date as they walked out of the movie building. They'd watched a new action film that had come out. They'd been holding hands throughout the whole movie and were currently still holding hands as they walked out. 

“I know right?! When that guy jumped off the building, I thought he was going to break a bone or something, but he was totally cool!” Matthew responded just as excitedly as Serenity. Both of them began to chat some more about the movie as they walked towards Matthew's home. “You look really pretty tonight, Serenity.” Matthew's sudden confession caused the girl to turn completely red. She began to giggle nervously as she thought up a response. 

“You look really good too, I mean you look handsome.” Serenity smiled up at Matthew and he smiled down at her. The two looked like a cute little couple as they made their way to Matthew's home. They talked the whole way about everything and nothing. Their talking came to a sudden end when they reached his home and his mother came out of the house. 

“You are late, Matt. Where have you been?” His mother growled at him. He began to explain that he was at a movie with his girlfriend, but his mother didn't want to hear it. “Just tell her goodbye and get in here, now!” 

“Uh, well, it was a fun night, Serenity. I'll see you at school.” Matthew gave her hand a squeeze and then released it. 

“Yeah, it was a fun night. See you at school.” Serenity watched as Matthew and his mother made their way back into their home. She then turned around and began her walk back to the hideout. She was super excited to tell you and Itachi all about the movie and the rest of the date but didn't feel like running all the way home. So she just casually walked. 

Deidara

Nova was super excited about her date with Lila. She was busy getting everything ready for their date. She was in an open field getting fireworks ready to go off. That was her and Lila's date. They would sit and watch fireworks that Nova had made with Deidara. 

“Nova, she's approaching the field now, I'll head back!” You had been helping your daughter get the fireworks ready. However, since you saw Lila approaching, you decided to head out and get out of their way so they could have a private date.

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“Hey Lila, you look beautiful tonight,” Nova spoke with a blush on her face. She was very nervous being around Lila. However, the girl just giggled and thanked Nova for the compliment. 

“So what did you have to show me?” Lila questioned as she looked around the field. She saw the boxes of fireworks but didn't know what they were for. 

“You'll see. Here, sit here on this blanket and watch.” Nova then sat down next to her and made a hand sign before whispering something. That started the fireworks instantly. Many different colors shot up into the sky and blew up, causing even more various colors. 

“Oh my, how pretty!” Lila was stunned as she watched the explosions go off. They sat there for another few minutes as they watched the fireworks come to an end. Neither of them said anything for a few minutes, as they were just processing what they'd seen. “That was amazing! How did you do all that?”

“My dad taught me. He loves explosions too.” Nova was very careful with her words, as she didn't want to give away that she was the daughter Deidara since no one knew that. The two girls then decided to just chat about various things until the bugs started to come out. 

“Well, I really should be heading home now,” Lila spoke up after a moment of realizing that they were being eaten up by mosquitoes. 

“Do you want me to walk you home?” Nova questioned with a pouty look on her face. She didn't want their time together to end so suddenly.

“No thanks, I'll be fine on my own.” Lila then leaned over and kissed Nova right on the lips. “I'll see you at school, girlfriend.” She then got up from the blanket and ran off into the woods, leaving Nova all alone and in shock. Nova then got up and grabbed her blanket before she began to run back to the hideout to tell you and Deidara all about her date and how well she did with the fireworks. 

Hidan

Sarah and Justin were busy running around their rooms getting ready for their date with Daniel. They were both going to date the boy to allow him to figure out who he wanted to be with. You weren't too sure about it, but you knew that you had to let your children handle this themselves. 

“Sarah! Justin! It's time to go! You're going to be late!” You called out to your two children. You then heard screaming and loud thumps. Then you watched as they went running out of the door with a blanket and a picnic basket. 

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“This is the perfect spot for our picnic!” Sarah happily spoke up suddenly. The three of them were in an open meadow with flowers all around them. 

“We're gonna get stung by bees...” Justin muttered, but still went along with his sister and began to lay out the blanket and open the picnic basket. Once everything was set up, the three of them sat down and began to eat. As they ate, they chatted about various things. The things they chatted about were school, friends, and family life. Of course, the twins kept their family life to a minimum, due to it would probably scare Daniel off if he found out the whole truth. 

“This food is really good, who made it?” Daniel suddenly questioned as he took a bite of a sandwich. 

“I made the food.” Both Sarah and Justin blurted out at the same time. Then both of them turned to glare at each other. 

“So, you both made the food together. That's cool.” Daniel then went back to eating and chatting with the twins. Eventually, the food was gone and the sun was beginning to go down. 

“Let's walk you home, Daniel,” Sarah suggested causing Justin to nod his head. 

“Yes, let us. I think it'd be nice to take a walk after all that eating.” Justin agreed with his sister. Daniel thought about it for a moment before nodding his head. 

“Alright. I think some company would be nice on my walk home.” Daniel then got up and helped the twins clean up the picnic stuff. After it was all put away, they headed out. On their long walk back to Daniel's home, they talked about more things like goals in life and what they planned on doing in their future. Eventually, though, they made it back to Daniel's home and their conversations came to an end. 

“Well, goodnight, Daniel. We'll see you at school.” Sarah was ready to walk away when he leaned over and kissed Sarah on the cheek. He then smiled at Justin but didn't do anything to him. 

“Goodnight, both of you.” Daniel then ran into his home, leaving a stunned Sarah and Justin behind. 

“Why'd he kiss you and not me!” Justin demanded once the shock wore off. Sarah just giggled and shook her head. The twins then began their walk home, bickering the whole way. They couldn't wait to tell you and Hidan all about their date and their new problems with each other. 

Kakuzu

Kristina was in the kitchen running around and frantically throwing things into pans and pots. She was cooking food for both of her dates, Anna and Jeff. She invited them both over to have a nice home-cooked meal together. She'd make her decision on which one she wanted to be with after the dinner. 

“Kristina! They are here!” You called out to the young girl from the entryway. You all were in a temporary home to do this home-cooked meal instead of being in the hideout, which they obviously could not take anyone to. You guided Anna and Jeff to the kitchen and then left the area. 

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“So, this is what I made for us to eat. I hope you guys like it.” Kristina commented as she set down the food on the kitchen table. 

“Thank you for the food.” Both Anna and Jeff stated before they began to eat. It was a silent few minutes as the three ate their food and processed how it tasted. However, once they ate a little bit, they realized that the food was actually good.

“This is good food, Kristina, are you sure you made this by yourself?” Anna questioned as she munched the food she had. Kristina blushed and nodded her head.

“Yeah, I made it by myself. I'm glad you like it. I was nervous that it would taste bad or something.” Kristina responded as she ate the food as well. She was smiling as she did so though. 

“I agree with Anna, this is great food.” Jeff suddenly spoke up as he smiled at Kristina. This made the young girl smile even more. 

“Thank you, both of you.” The three then continued to eat and talk about their lives. Obviously, Kristina left out things about her life so they didn't find out that she was a criminal's daughter. However, she did tell them all about her aspirations in life and what she wanted to be when she was older. Soon though, the food came to an end and it was getting late. 

“We really should start to head home before it gets too dark. I had a really fun time though, Kristina and I hope we see each other at school.” Anna spoke up, being the first to stand up from the table. She made her way to Kristina and pulled her into a hug. “See you later.” 

“Yeah, I had a good time too. See you at school sometimes, right?” Jeff stated as he stood up from the table as well. He made his way to Kristina and kissed her cheek before waving goodbye and leaving with Anna. Kristina was so happy that she nearly fell out of her seat. She just couldn't wait to tell you and Kakuzu all about her date with her two dates. 

Tobi

Dexter was excited about his date with Leon. He was getting things ready to head out and meet him at the candy store they were having their date in today. It was a candy store in another village nearby, so he'd have a bit of a walk to get there. He didn't care about that though, he was overly happy about the situation. He never thought that he'd get a date with the guy he liked. 

“Dexter! It's time for you to head out. You're going to be late if you don't hurry!” You called out to your child once you realized what time it was. You then heard a series of crashes and him yell out a goodbye before he was gone.

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“So, this is my favorite type of candy this month,” Dexter stated as he held up a piece of chocolate. It was a caramel piece wrapped in chocolate, specifically dark chocolate. Dexter was all about eating it whenever he could this month. 

“It looks like it tastes pretty good actually. Can I try a piece?” Leon questioned as he reached out and picked up a piece of the dark chocolate. Dexter nodded his head and watched as the other boy ate the piece of chocolate. He savored every bite and then smiled at Dexter. “Oh wow, that is amazing! I never thought the flavors would go together so well, but it really works!” 

“I agree! I'm glad you like it. Now come over here, let's try this chocolate, it's a bit different.” The two boys then went around the whole shop eating various pieces of candy. They finally decided on a few and bought some candy, while also paying for the sampling that they'd done. Finally, they left the shop with their bags and with smiles on their faces. 

“I'm not usually a sweets kind of guy, so I was a bit hesitant about this date, but you showed me amazing candy and I'll enjoy coming back here for the rest of my life!” Leon stated with a huge smile on his face. He then popped a piece of candy into his mouth and began to chew it while enjoying the flavor. 

“I sure hope we can come back here together again...” Dexter was hinting at wanting another date with the other boy and it seemed like Leon took the bait. However, the boy just smiled at Dexter. 

“I'll think about it.” He then leaned over and kissed Dexter on the cheek before heading off in the direction of his home. “I'll see you at school!” 

“...Huh? Oh yeah, see you there!” Dexter had to take a moment to figure out that Leon was speaking to him. He was in too much shock that he was kissed by his crush. So, quickly Dexter ran home to tell you and Obito all about his date.

Kisame

Alexander was hopping around the hideout as he waited for time to tick away. He had a specific time to go and meet Holly at the lake they were going to swim in today and for him, it wasn't coming soon enough. He was eager to head out and meet the girl of his dreams at the lake of his dreams and eventually, that time came. 

“Alexander, it's-” You were cut off by the door slamming. He clearly knew it was time and he was already on his way there. You hoped that everything would go well for them today and was eager to hear all about their date. 

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“I found this lake on one of my walks and instantly thought of you,” Alexander told Holly as they walked hand-in-hand to the lake. She giggled at his flirting and then froze when she saw the lake. It was crystal blue and you could almost see the bottom of it. There were little fishes swimming around in it, but nothing big enough or dangerous. It wasn't going to stop them from getting into the lake as soon as possible. So that's just what they did. They instantly got changed and jumped into the lake happily. 

“This is so amazing! The water is warmed by the sun, so it isn't too hot or too cold!” Holly was excited to be in the water, and Alexander was excited to see Holly in the water. She was wearing a two-piece swimsuit and looked beautiful in it. “Just what are you staring at?” She finally noticed that Alexander was watching her. That caused him to blush and look away from her, only to be splashed by water. “I never said you couldn't look.”

“I... You... Huh?” Alexander was in shock and it just caused the girl to laugh at him and splash him once more. The two then began to splash each other as they laughed and played around in the water. Eventually, though, they grew exhausted due to all the swimming and got out of the water. They laid in the sun and just chatted with each other for a few hours until the sun began to bother them as well. 

“Well, I should be heading home now...” Holly stated as she got up and began to collect her clothing to change eventually. 

“Alright, well it was fun hanging out with you today!” Alexander walked over tot he girl and hugged her. She hugged him back but as they separated, she kissed him on the mouth. His heart nearly stopped beating and he didn't even notice as she said something to him and then walked away. It was only after a few minutes of just staring did he realize that she was gone. So, Alexander collected his things and ran home to tell you and Kisame all about the date. 

Madara

Eclipse, Adrien and Arcadia were all sitting in the living room ready for their date. They were all going on a group date with Taemin and Serena. Serena decided to date both Adrien and Arcadia until she could decide which one she wanted. While Taemin was just happy to be on a date with Eclipse, no matter who else was there. 

“Girls, it's time for you to go! The cafe is open now and you should be there early to meet your dates!” You called out to them once you realized the time. You were then thanked by the girls and then heard the door slamming as they raced out of the house to get to

their meeting spot.

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After ordering their food and drinks, the girls and boy sat down at a table and began to chat with each other. They talked about school and life and things like that. Just everything and nothing at the same time. 

“Wow, it seems like we have a lot in common,” Serena spoke to Taemin, which made eclipse frown deeply. Adrien and Arcadia also frowned at this comment. 

“I guess so, but I have more in common with Eclipse than you. Maybe you should be talking directly to your dates instead of me.” Taemin spoke up as he took a drink from his tea. It was now Serena's turn to frown as she listened to Taemin's words. 

“So, Serena, what's your favorite class at school?” Arcadia suddenly asked, trying to break the awkwardness that had fallen over their table. However, it just got worse with what Serena had to say. 

“I hate them all, alright? So shut up.” Serena snapped causing Arcadia's sisters to instantly glare at her. “What? The girl is annoying as hell.” 

“Serena, you're not being very nice right now,” Arcadia comments the obvious that everyone was thinking at that moment.

“Haha, I was just kidding guys.” Serena laughs it off, but not a single one of the others laugh with her. Things hesitantly go back to normal after that, and they begin to chat about various things once again. It turned out that they ended up talking so long that they stayed the whole day until the cafe was ready to close. 

“Taemin, I'll walk you home!” Eclipse suddenly says before everyone can go their separate ways. 

“Alright, how about we all walk back together?” Taemin questions, causing the other girls to smile at him.

“Okay!” Arcadia and Adrien state, while Serena just frowns even deeper than she originally was. 

“Hell no, let's walk back by ourselves, okay Taemin?” Serena then grabbed the boy's hand and pulled him off in the direction of home. 

“I'll see you at school, Eclipse!” Taemin yells out when he realizes that he can't escape the grasp of Serena. The triplets just watch as their dates disappear, and then make their way home to tell you and Madara all about their date.

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69. Kids' Reactions to You Being Pregnant

Pein

You and Pein decided to sit down with Elliot one day after school. Elliot was concerned over this because you didn't even let him do his homework. You just told him to sit down immediately and then began to speak to him. 

“Now Elliot, what do you think about having a younger brother or sister? Do you want one?” You asked your concerned son who just looked at you confused in response. 

“Really? You had me worried that there was something wrong! All you wanted to talk about was this?” Elliot seemed to be upset and relieved at the same time. He sighed and thought about your question. 

“So?” Pein demanded after a few minutes. Elliot just looked up from his hands at the both of you before speaking.

“I think it'd be great to have a younger sibling! Why though? This was awfully sudden.”

“Well Elliot, I'm pregnant with another child. I don't have many details yet, but you're going to have a younger brother or sister in a few months.” You explained to the boy. He wasn't young any longer, but you still saw him as your little boy. So you were worried about how he'd react to the news. However, he began to smile. 

“That's amazing! I can't believe it! I'm so happy!” Elliot jumped out of his seat and lunged at the two of you. You and Pein caught the boy and hugged him gently. It was shocking to see him react like that, but he quickly recovered and sat back down in his seat. “Is it a boy or a girl?”

“We don't know yet.” You simply explained to your son. Elliot just nodded his head and left to go do his homework. 

“That went well,” Pein stated, knowing full well that things could have turned out terribly.

Zetsu

You and Zetsu waited until the boys were done with dinner to begin the conversation with them. You didn't want them to feel caught off guard by this conversation, so you decided to take this slowly. You gave them dessert and then decided to talk. 

“Boys, what do you think about having a younger sibling?” You slowly began as you watched them. You were judging how well they were going to take this news by how they reacted to your question. 

“I would like a younger sister!” Sammy yelled out instantly without much thought. He said that, while his brother frowned. 

“I don't want another brother, that's for sure,” Danny responded with a pout. He then seemed to think about something and looked over to you. “Why are you asking us this?” Before you could respond, Sammy gasped out. 

“Oh my god! You're going to give us a sister, aren't you?!” Sammy cried out happily. He nearly jumped out of his seat in excitement. He then collected himself and righted himself in his chair as he waited for you to respond to his hypothesis. 

“Well, I don't know if this baby will be a girl, but yes, I am going to give you a younger sibling.” You explained to the curious boys. 

“_____ is pregnant. In a few months, we will know if the baby will be a girl or a boy. However, we are all hoping for a girl.” White Zetsu stated, finally speaking up in this conversation. He's remained silent the entire time so far just watching and observing.

“That's awesome!” Both the twins yelled out excitedly. They were both clearly thrilled with the idea of a younger sister, so you hoped that the baby would turn out to be a girl in the end.

Sasori

You and Sasori decided to wait until after the girls did their homework to talk to Tara and Dahlia about the pregnancy. Once they were done, you asked them to come into the living room to have a private discussion about something. They instantly began to worry about the situation as you guys usually didn't have private discussions. 

“Now girls, what do you two think about having a younger brother or sister?” You questioned them after they'd sat down. The twins looked at each other and then began to speak.

“I don't need any more younger siblings.” Tara declared annoyed at the situation. She had a huge frown on her face. 

“I'd like a younger brother, I think. That way I'm not the youngest anymore!” Dahlia called out next as she excitedly looked over to you. 

“Why a younger brother?” Sasori asked in confusion. 

“Because I already have a sister that I love very much, now it's time to have a younger brother so I can love him and Tara equally.” You and Sasori accepted that reasoning. So, you decided that it was finally time to reveal the pregnancy. 

“Well, I have good news for Dahlia and bad news for Tara. I'm pregnant.” You spoke up and watched as your girls' faces changed. Tara's face contorted into sadness and disappointment, as Dahlia broke out into a huge smile. 

“That's amazing!” Dahlia said just as her sister said, “That's awful!” You and Sasori just looked at each other in disbelief. 

“I'm sure that you'll come around to liking the thought of having a younger sibling eventually.” You stated to Tara. She just got up and left the room, while Dahlia smiled deeper. 

“Will it be a boy or a girl?” The younger twin questioned happily. You just shook your head and responded to her.

“We don't know yet, we only just found out that I am pregnant.” That made the young girl pout a bit but she nodded her head and left the room as well. 

“That could have gone better...” You muttered to Sasori who only shrugged his shoulders and left you all alone in the room. 

Itachi

You and Itachi wanted to tell Serenity right away, so as soon as she got home from school, you confronted her. It startled her and caused her to begin to panic, but you reassured her that this talk was going to be a happy talk and not a bad one like she was thinking. 

“So, what's this about?” Serenity questioned as all of you sat down in the kitchen to have the talk. The kitchen was the only private place you could think of at that moment. 

“Well, what do you think about having a younger sibling, like a little brother or sister?” You asked instead of just telling her what was going on. Serenity thought about it for a few moments before responding. 

“I'd be alright with a younger sibling, it doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl. I'm just a bit lonely, so it'd be so great to have a younger sibling to play with.” After hearing Serenity's reasoning, you had to just hug the girl. You didn't like that she was feeling lonely. 

“Well, you want for a younger brother or sister will be granted in a few months,” Itachi explained simply. It took Serenity a minute to figure out what he meant by that, but once she realized it, she was on her feet and squealing loudly. 

“Oh my goodness! Are you serious! I'm going to have a little sister or brother?!” Serenity was clearly extremely happy about the situation. “You're pregnant?!” She looked over at you and you just smiled and nodded your head.

“We don't know the gender quite yet, but it's confirmed that I am pregnant.” You then informed the young girl. Serenity lit up and danced around the kitchen excitedly. “I think she's happy about it.” You spoke softly to your husband with a smile on your face. 

“Indeed she is,” Itachi responded with a soft smile of his own on his face. That was the best this conversation could have gone. 

Deidara

You and Deidara waited until morning to talk to Nova about the pregnancy situation. You wanted her to be well-rested to hear the news, but you wanted her to be awake enough to react well. So you waited until you were walking her to school to explain it to her. 

“So, Nova, what do you think about having a younger sister or brother?” You questioned as you walked with her. She just casually turned to you and shrugged her shoulders.

“I don't know, and I really don't care either, why?” You were shocked at how Nova was reacting. You had hoped that she'd be super excited like usual. 

“Well, I'm pregnant, and I was hoping you'd be happy about it.” You simply explained to her. She just looked you over and smiled at you.

“I'm totally kidding! I'm super happy about that!” Nova began to giggle and smile up at you. You couldn't help but sigh at the girl. She had you very worried. 

“You had me scared, Nova.” You responded as you put a hand to your heart. You really were nervous that your girl was indifferent about it because that was so not like her. 

“So, which do you want, a younger brother or younger sister, hm?” Deidara questioned next as he looked to the young girl. She seemed to think about it for a few moments before smiling brightly.

“As long as they are healthy and happy, I don't care.” Nova then ran off the rest of the way to her school building, leaving you two to just stand there and smile at each other. 

“I want to give her a younger sister so she can have someone to dress up because you know she'd love that.” You declared to Deidara. He just nodded his head in agreement with you. You were glad that things turned out good, even though you were a little worried for a minute there. 

Hidan

You and Hidan waited for a few days to tell the children. You were worried about how they were going to react. You guys could never be too sure about how your children would react to important news. So, you decided to randomly bring it up after dessert one night.

“So, Sarah, Justin, what would you two think about having a younger brother or sister?” You suddenly spoke up, causing the twins to pause. Justin instantly frowned and began to speak to you. 

“Please no, I don't need any younger siblings. I like being the youngest because I get spoiled a lot more.” Justin explained simply with a frown on his face. Sarah then shoved him out of his chair. 

“Shut up, little brother. I don't care about what you think. I want more siblings to play with. So, you guys will give us another sibling right?” Sarah questioned as she smiled at you and Hidan. 

“Well, actually, that's what we wanted to talk to you two about. I'm pregnant currently and will be giving you a sibling. We aren't sure whether they will be a girl or a boy but we'll find out in a few months.” You explained simply with a smile on your face. 

“No!” Justin cried out as he ran out of the room. You all just watched as the young boy ran away. There were a few moments of silence before Hidan began to speak out.

“I guess he's not fucking happy,” Hidan grumbled as he looked to Sarah. “Are you happy about the damn news?” Sarah jumped out of her seat and yelled out. 

“Hell yeah!” Sarah yelled out before covering her mouth. You just glared at her for using such language. “But what about Justin, he isn't happy at all.”

“I'm sure that Justin will come to like the thought of a younger sibling eventually.” You reassured your daughter. You sure hoped that he would at least. 

Kakuzu

You and Kakuzu sat down with Kristina immediately as soon as she walked through the door. She'd just gotten home from school and was shocked to see you both waiting there for her. She was instantly unnerved and nervous as she sat down in her bedroom, which was where you decided to have the talk.

“Now Kristina, there's something important we have to tell you, but first I want to know your thoughts on something.” You began to speak as the young girl watched you nervously from her bed. “What do you think about having a little sister or brother?” You watched as Kristina thought about it for a few moments before speaking up.

“I don't like the thought of it at all.” She finally responded with a huge frown on her face. It instantly made you nervous and worried about how she was going to react to the news. However, first, you wanted to figure out why she felt that way. 

“Why do you not like the thought of it?” Kakuzu demanded instantly with an angry look on his face. 

“I don't want to share you guys with someone else, plus I don't want to share any money that I might get with them.” Her reasoning was decent, but it still upset you to hear that. 

“Well, then I'm sorry to say this, but you're going to have a younger sibling in a few months. I'm currently pregnant.” You decided to just get it out there in the open. You watched the frown on your child's face deepen and tears begin to fill her eyes. She began to bawl as she processed what you said to her. “Why are you crying?”

“I don't want you to love me any less because of a new baby!” You and Kakuzu were shocked at her confession. You both immediately went to her and hugged her gently. 

“Don't worry, no matter what, we will love both of you equally.” You promised her this and continued to comfort her as Kakuzu left the room, having been done with the tears. You just hoped that Kristina would like the idea of having a younger sibling eventually. 

Tobi

You had a feeling that Dexter was going to love the idea of having a younger brother or sister, so you and Obito decided to tell him right away. Right away meant in the morning though, since he was at a friend's house. So, as soon as he got home the next day, you and Obito confronted him in his bedroom. 

“What's going on? Is there something wrong?” Dexter questioned as he looked between you and Obito. He was clearly nervous now because neither of you said anything to him yet. 

“Actually, we have some good news that we wanted to tell you.” Obito began, relieving Dexter's worries. The young boy just nodded his head and waited for someone to tell him the good news. 

“I'm pregnant. You are going to have a younger brother or sister, or maybe both.” You exclaimed happily to your son. He instantly lit up and began to cheer to himself. He seemed too excited now. 

“Do you know if it's going to be a girl or a boy yet, or if there will be two babies? Oh, what are you guys going to name them?” Dexter began to rattle off with multiple questions all at once. He continued questioning you two until Obito put his hand up, signaling that it was time for the boy to stop. 

“Dexter, we only just found out that there is a baby, we don't know any specific details just yet,” Obito explained to the young boy. Dexter just nodded his head and smiled at the two of you.

“I can't wait to play with him and share all my toys with him.” Dexter was referring to the baby as a boy, meaning that was probably what he was hoping for. You weren't sure about whether it was going to be a boy or not, but you were just glad that Dexter was excited about the situation. 

Kisame

Alexander had a streak of selfishness running through him, so you were concerned about how he'd react to the great news that you were having a baby. So, you guys decided to bring the topic up slowly to him. 

“Hey, Alexander...” Kisame began hesitantly. You both had just walked into Alexander's bedroom as he was doing homework. He looked up from his papers to look at the both of you hesitantly. He wasn't sure what was going on, but he got a bad feeling. 

“What is it?” Alexander responded after a moment of thought. He seemed to have prepared himself for whatever news you had for him.

“What do you think about having a younger sibling?” You questioned just wanting to get it out there as soon as possible. You watched as your child's face turned from ready to upset. He instantly began to frown and shook his head. 

“No, no, no! I don't want a younger sibling at all!” Your son began to scream at both of you telling you how much he hates the idea and how he didn't want to talk about it anymore. It eventually dissolved into him sobbing. Both you and Kisame were very concerned now.

“What's wrong, Xander?” You demanded as you approached the boy to calm him down. Once he was calm enough, he began to speak once again, calmly this time. 

“If you have another child, you won't love me as much anymore, and I don't want to share you guys!” You were horrified that your son thought that. So you reassured him that it wasn't possible that you and Kisame wouldn't love him as much anymore. You guys would love him and the new baby equally. “So, you really are going to give me a younger sibling?” 

“We are. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll grow to love him or her in time.” Alexander just shook his head and went back to his homework. You knew that was the worst possible way he could have reacted and now you felt horrible over the situation. 

Madara

You had no idea how your girls would react to hearing that there was going to be another child added to the family. There were enough people in your family in the first place, so you had a feeling that things could go very bad, or oppositely, very good. You just hoped they would be understanding and not stress you out over this. So, as dinner was going on, you and Madara began to speak to the girls. 

“Girls, what would you say about having a younger sibling added to the family?” Madara spoke up, breaking the silence that had fallen over the table as everyone ate. One by one, the girls looked up from their food and made faces. Eclipse seemed happy, Adrien seemed annoyed and Arcadia seemed thrilled. 

“I would love to have a little brother!” Eclipse was the first one to speak up. “There are too many girls in this family, so we need another boy.”

“No, we don't need anything else. We are perfect the way we are and we don't need any more babies in this family.” Adrien grumbled as she glared at her older sister. Eclipse glared right back at her as Arcadia began to speak.

“I would love to have a little brother or sister! I want to be able to protect someone like Eclipse and Adrien protect me!” Arcadia seemed to be the happiest at the prospect of having a younger sibling. 

“Well, I'm sure you'll be happy to hear this then.” You began, gathering the attention to you. “I'm pregnant.” The two girls who were wanting a younger sibling, cheered while Adrien just sighed and put her head down on the table. 

“Is it a boy or a girl?!” Arcadia cried out almost immediately. You just shook your head.

“We don't know yet. We'll find out in a few months.” You were overall glad that the girls were alright with this, minus Adrien. Though, you had a feeling that she'd get over it and come to love the idea of a new baby. Well, you hoped so at least. 

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68. When You Find Out You're Pregnant, Again

Pein You'd been feeling off for a few weeks now. You weren't sure what it was that was wrong, but there was something. It was beginning to concern you, so you decided to head to the doctor to get a check-up just to make sure that you weren't dying or anything.

“So, I have your test results.” The doctor stated as he returned to the room with a clipboard of your information.

“And? What do they say? Am I dying?” You were very concerned that you could be dying. However, the doctor just laughed.

“No, no, you're not dying. You're pregnant!” It was like all the air got knocked out of you, leaving you gasping out.

“Excuse me? What?” You weren't sure if you'd heard correctly.

“You are about 3 weeks pregnant.”

“That doesn't make any sense! I haven't had sex since... oh god, since about a month ago.” You were in complete shock. You knew that you needed to go tell Pein, so, you thanked the doctor and left the doctor's office.

~

“Pein! I need to talk to you!” You cried out as you burst into his office. He looked up, annoyed at being interrupted but when he saw the look on your face, he calmed down.

“What is it, _____?” Pein responded as he set down his paperwork.

“I'm pregnant!” You weren't sure if you were happy or upset, but you yelled this out, loudly. Pein just sat there, staring at you for a few moments, before finally responding to you.

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, I just came back from the doctor's office and he told me that I'm for sure pregnant.”

“...Good, I was wanting another child.” Pein's acceptance was all you needed to break out in a smile. You were glad that he was alright with it, meaning you could be alright with it as well.

Zetsu You realized something was wrong when you began to throw up constantly. At first, it was just every now and then, making you think you'd just eaten something bad, but as it progressed, you realized that something was definitely wrong. So, you headed to a doctor.

“So, what do my results say? Do I have food poisoning?” You questioned as the doctor walked into the room. She looked over at you and smiled brightly.

“No, you don't have food poisoning. You are carrying a child within you.” She said it in such a weird way, that at first, you didn't understand what she meant. Until it hit you and you nearly fell out of your chair.

“I'm what now?”

“You are pregnant.”

“No, no, no, I can't be. That's impossible. I haven't done anything like that in a month or so.”

“Well, you are about that much pregnant. I was thinking 3 or so weeks pregnant, so that matches up with what you just said.”

“Oh god...” You weren't sure how you were supposed to tell Zetsu, and you were worried about how he'd react.

~

When you got home, Zetsu was there waiting for you. He'd been worried about you due to all the throwing up you'd done, so he was eager to know what was wrong with you.

“Well? What's been wrong with you?” Black Zetsu demanded as soon as you walked through the door. You just looked at him for a moment before looking away. “Is it that bad?”

“No! It's just I'm not sure how you're going to react.” That gave them a hint and made them realize just what was going on with you.

“You're pregnant, aren't you?” White Zetsu stated with a huge smile on his face. You just nodded your head at your husband. “That's amazing!”

“Great, another child...” Black Zetsu grumbled as he shook his head.

“You aren't happy?” You questioned, looking up at him with teary eyes. He immediately began to sputter and claim how happy he was. “Good. Now let's tell the children!”

Sasori You were not sure what was going on, but you were using the bathroom quite often. It came on suddenly at times but every hour it seemed like you needed to pee. It was becoming a problem and was worrying you, so you headed out of the hideout and to a doctor.

“Alright _____, I know what's wrong with you.” The male doctor informed you as he reentered the room you were in. you were on the edge of your chair waiting for him to tell you what was wrong with you.

“Well, what's wrong?” You questioned as you looked up at him. He smiled at you, making you confused.

“You are pregnant. You will be bringing another child into this world.” You just looked at him confused for a moment before breaking out in smiles.

“Oh my god! That's amazing!” You instantly jumped up and thanked the doctor before heading out. You needed to tell Sasori about it and you had a feeling that he'd really like to hear the news.

~

“SASORI!” You screamed out as soon as you got home. You heard a crash and then loud footsteps coming to find you.

“What is it?!” Sasori was clearly worried about you since you literally screamed out his name. He had no idea what was going on and came right over to you. He checked you over for wounds and then just glared at you. “I was in the middle of an important project. I don't have time for whatever this is.” He went to turn around, but you stopped him with your words.

“I'm pregnant again!” You cried out causing the male to freeze.

“Who's child is it?” You immediately smacked his arm, causing only pain to yourself. “So we will be having another child... great...”

“Do you really mean it?”

“...Of course, I do.” You just glared at him, but then hugged him out of happiness. You knew he'd be happy once he thought about it for a little while.

Itachi You were tired, not just any simple tired feeling, but a complete run-down feeling that made you want to take a nap every day. It was beginning to bother you and the others around you because you were moving slower than usual. So, because everyone was worried about you, you headed to a doctor.

“_____, I have the test results and have found out the root of your problem.” The lady doctor informed you as she went over the chart in front of her.

“Well? What is it?” You demanded as the worry you were feeling was beginning to eat away at you. The doctor just put a hand over your shaking hand and smiled at you.

“You are carrying a child within you. You're pregnant.”

“W-What?! How could I be pregnant?!” You were horrified, and a little happy at the same time. It was a confusing feeling to feel.

“You must have had sex within a month back.” You thought back on having that date time with Itachi and realized that it must have happened then.

“I have to tell my husband...” You quickly fled from the doctor's office and made your way home.

~

“_____, how was the doctor? Did you figure out what was wrong with you?” Itachi questioned as soon as you walked through the door. It seemed like he'd been there waiting for you the entire time. So, you walked over to him and took his hand in yours.

“I'm pregnant again, 'tachi.” He remained silent for a few moments before his face twitched and he began to smile at you.

“That's great news.”

“It is?” You were a little hesitant due to him possibly not wanting another child. You'd never spoken about it before.

“Yes, let's hope this child will be as healthy as Serenity is.” That was all Itachi cared about, making sure it was a happy and healthy child.

Deidara Something was wrong. You knew it when you realized that your period hadn't come. So, trying to keep it a secret, you headed out to the store and got yourself a pregnancy test. It came back inconclusive, pissing you off and forcing you to head to the doctors, once you destroyed the test before anyone could see it.

“So, am I pregnant or not?” You questioned the doctor when he'd walked in. You were on edge and terrified but excited to hear the answer. The doctor just handed you the paper o read it for yourself. It, indeed, said that you were pregnant. “Oh my...” You were excited and nervous. You weren't sure how Deidara would respond to the news.

“Don't worry, I'm sure your husband will be thrilled.” The doctor stated as you nervously left the office. You sure hoped he'd be thrilled.

~

You walked back into the hideout quietly, trying to not let anyone know that you were out in the first place. However, once you entered your bedroom, Deidara was there sitting in the dark waiting for you.

“Where were you, hm?” You'd actually left before he ever woke up, so he had no clue where you'd gone at all.

“I went to my doctor.” You simply explained as you turned on the light so you could properly talk to the man. He was instantly worried and you could see it on his face.

“Why? What's wrong, hm?”

“Nothing is wrong actually. We're going to have another baby.” You figured it was best to just come out and say it. You watched as many expressions came over his face. The first was still worry, then confusion and then happiness.

“Are you serious, hm?” Deidara got up off the bed and approached you with a smile on his face.

“Yeah, I just found out.” You were relieved that Deidara was alright with the situation. You wouldn't know what to do if he didn't want another child.

Hidan You were worried for yourself and the others were worried for you as well. You were craving various things that shouldn't be eaten together, nor would you regularly eat them. Like pickles at 4 in the morning or disgusting flavors of ice cream, making Hidan get up in the morning to go and get some for you. So, figuring that it was for the best, you headed to the doctor.

“So, what's been going on with me? Why am I having these weird cravings?” You questioned your lady doctor when she came back into the room.

“Well, after some testing, there's nothing wrong with you, it turns out that you're pregnant.” She responded with a smile on her face.

“What? No, I can't be... Oh god, this is bad...” You knew that Hidan might not want any more children due to the two you have being nightmares sometimes as is. You were now worried to go home, but you knew you had to. So you thanked the doctor and left her office to head home.

~

“Hidan? We need to talk...” You had found Hidan in the living room watching TV. He looked away from it to you with annoyance written on his face.

“My fucking show is on, bother me later.” Hidan snapped instantly at you. You just sighed and went over to him, standing in front of the TV.

“No, we need to talk now!”

“The fuck do you want?!” Hidan tried to shove you out of the way, but you grabbed his arm and yelled at him.

“I'M PREGNANT!” Hidan immediately froze and looked up at you.

“You're what now?” Hidan didn't even cuss, that's how shocked he was.

“I'm carrying your child, again.”

“Well fuck. I guess I should take up extra missions to pay for that thing.”

“Don't call our baby a thing! Wait, you aren't angry?” You were shocked at Hidan. He just smiled up at you and then pushed you out of the way of the TV.

“Course I'm not angry, dumbass.” That was probably all the reaction you were going to get, so you headed out of the living room to tell the others.

Kakuzu Kakuzu was not thrilled with you currently. One moment, you were happy and excited about everything, then the next you were sobbing or furious for no apparent reason. You usually took it out on him, so it was safe to say he was avoiding you now, making you even more upset. Finally, it got to be too much and Kakuzu sent you to the doctor.

“_____, it turns out that you have been having mood swings, not because you are bipolar or losing your mind, but because you are pregnant.” The male doctor informed you as you sat in front of him.

“I'm... pregnant?” You were hesitant about that. Kakuzu wasn't happy about spending money on the child he had now, what would he think about all the money that needed to go to the new baby? You were scared to see his reaction, but you knew that you needed to tell him immediately.

~

Once you got home, Kakuzu was in the kitchen waiting for you. He'd been on edge as he waited, so he was in a bad mood when you got there because it took so long at the doctor's office.

“Well? What's wrong with you this time? How expensive is this treatment going to be?” Kakuzu had written you off as crazy, which irritated you deeply.

“I'm actually not crazy, you fuck, I'm carrying your child!” You snapped as you shoved him out of the way and headed to your room.

“You are what?!” Kakuzu followed after you angrily. “How could you be pregnant?”

“Because we had sex on our date a month ago! You got me pregnant so you'll have to deal with my mood swings!”

“I'm not angry, _____, so calm down.”

“Oh? Because it sounds like you're angry.” Kakuzu finally reached you and grabbed you, pulling you to his body. He comforted you and reassured you that he was not thrilled, but he'd eventually be happy that he was going to have another child to love. It was surprisingly sweet for the usually angry man so you knew that he was serious.

Tobi Obito was very concerned for you. The once candy-loving person you were, has become a candy hater. You didn't want any candy at all. You would feel sick just by looking at candy. So, you began to avoid candy at all costs. That worried everyone around you, so you decided to go to the doctor just to make sure something wasn't psychologically wrong with you.

“Well, _____, it seems that there is nothing wrong with you.” The doctor said to you as she went over your chart.

“Then why do I suddenly hate candy?” You questioned, extremely confused.

“Food aversions sometimes happen, when you are pregnant, which you are.”

“Huh?”

“You are pregnant.” She simply stated causing you to internally freak out. You calmed yourself down though because you knew that Obito would love to have another child with you. So, you headed home to give him the news.

~

“Tobi! We need to talk!” You called out through the hideout, trying to find your husband. He popped his head out of Deidara's workshop and approached you.

“What's up, buttercup?” Tobi giggled out as he came closer to you. You giggled with him and then guided him to your bedroom. “Oh? What's this? Why are we going to bed?”

“Nothing like that. We are actually in this situation because we did that.”

“Huh?” Tobi was instantly Obito as soon as you stated that. “What are you talking about?”

“We're having another child, Obito.” The look of shock on his face was enough to cause you to laugh, but you were nervous now. “You're alright with that, right?”

“'Alright' with that... I'm excited and happy!” Obito instantly hugged you and lifted you up. He spun you around, causing you to groan and make him immediately set you down.

“I'm glad you're happy, but don't do that again please.” Obito chuckled and agreed to that. You were relieved that he was so happy about it. You knew he'd make a great father to the next child you brought into this world.

Kisame You were not happy one bit. Your body didn't feel normal any longer and you realized that you were bloated. You didn't know why, but you assumed it was because of your period, but when the period never came, you were worried that something was seriously wrong with you. So, you headed to a doctor to fix you.

“Do not worry, there is nothing wrong with you.” The doctor informed you as he entered the room. He could see how scared you looked. You had no idea what was wrong with you, but not that he said that there wasn't anything wrong with you, you were confused.

“What do you mean?” You questioned in a small and worried voice.

“You aren't sick or anything, you're pregnant.”

“Oh, okay... Wait, what?” You had to do a double-take and stare up at the doctor. “What do you mean?”

“You are carrying a child within you. You will be having a second child.”

“Oh...” As your shock began to wear off, happiness replaced it. You slowly began to bounce in your seat and was eager to head home to tell Kisame your news.

~

“Ki! Come here! I gotta talk to you!” You called out as soon as you walked through the door. You got no response so you walked around the hideout to find him. Eventually, you did find him in your bedroom. “Ki!” You yelling out nearly caused him to drop the book he'd been reading.

“What is it?” Kisame snapped as he looked up at you. He wasn't quite annoyed, but he was fairly irritated.

“I'm pregnant!” You yelled out loudly. You wanted to just get it out and get his reaction over with.

“Okay...” Kisame looked back down at his book, but then his head snapped back up to look at you. “Huh?”

“I am pregnant again. We're having another child.” Kisame then set the book down and approached you. He had a soft smile on his face.

“That's great news. Let's go tell everyone!”

“Alright!” You and Kisame knew that the first person you needed to tell, was the child you currently had.

Madara You knew once everything hit you, that you were not right. You were not only nauseous but had cravings for crazy things. You were moody and scaring Madara with that. You knew that it'd been a while since you'd had your period. So, you pretty much knew that something as going on. So, you headed to your doctor to figure out just what was wrong with you.

“So, is it what I was thinking? Am I pregnant again?” You were not happy at all. You didn't want to be pregnant again, but you had a feeling that you were.

“Yes, _____ you are pregnant again.” The doctor told you as she looked you right in the eyes.

“Great, because it isn't like I have enough children already.” You then thanked the doctor and left to go find Madara. You weren't sure how he was going to react. You just hoped he didn't decide to eliminate you or something.

~

You entered your home and went to find Madara. You eventually found him in a room with his falcon, Tiberius. You quickly put the bird back in her room and confronted Madara.

“What is it? You interrupted my time with Tiberius.” Madara didn't seem happy which was a bad start to this conversation. You just wanted to get it out, so you blurted it out loud.

“I'm fucking pregnant again.” You were clearly not happy about it and you saw Madara frown instantly.

“You are? You have got to be kidding me. We have enough children as is.” Madara sighed but then looked up at you and smiled. “I guess it'll be nice if it's a boy. Then I can teach him everything I know.”

“You can do that with our girls, but yes, a boy would be nice this time.” You smiled at Madara. You weren't too happy about being pregnant, but you would be eventually. It was a blessing to be pregnant, so you knew that you'd get over your initial madness to be happy about this special occasion.

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67. Parents’ Date Time

Pein

You and Pein figured that Elliot was old enough to remain by himself for a night. So, you two got ready for a night out and left your son to himself. You told Konan to check up on him every so often though, so you and Pein were sure that Elliot would be alright. So, with your worries put away for a little while, you and Pein headed out. 

“Pein, where are you taking me?” You question as Pein held your hand and guided you through the streets. He kept his mouth shut and just continued to lead you around the village. You both were dressed differently than usual and it was in a fancy style of clothing. So, you had a feeling that you knew where he was taking you, and it turned out that you were correct. Pein eventually led you to the fancy restaurant that you'd been wanting to go to. You'd talked about it for a while now, but you didn't think that Pein paid any attention to your words.

“How about we eat here tonight?” Pein asked, even though he knew what your answer was going to be. You quickly nodded your head and followed him inside. There, you two sat down right away and began your romantic dinner. You ate the best dishes there and drank the best alcohol that they had. It was a very enjoyable dinner for you.

“This has been the best night in a while, Pein, I'm glad you brought me out here.” You were holding hands as you left the restaurant and was smiling brightly up at him. 

“The night isn't over yet.” You had a feeling that you were going to be enjoying much more tonight than you'd experienced in a while. So, you let him lead you elsewhere to continue the enjoyable night. 

Zetsu

You were surprised when Zetsu busted through the living room door and demanded that Danny and Sammy left the hideout to go play at a nearby park. You were even more confused when the boys just listened to him and left the room to go get ready. Within a few minutes, the boys were gone and Zetsu was dragging you into the kitchen. Once you got in there, you saw candles lit on the table and dinner laid out with them. The food was everything that you loved and there was alcohol there that you also enjoyed. You were surprised and gasped out when you realized that Zetsu had done all this specifically for you. 

“I got rid of the kids for us to have a date night.” Black Zetsu stated simply to you as he tugged you along towards the table. You followed after him and sat down in the chair where he guided you to.

“You did all this for me?” You questioned in awe of your husband. He wasn't really one to do something nice for you, so it was obvious that you'd be a little surprised over this. 

“Of course I did. We needed a date night.” White Zetsu responded with a smile on his face. While Black Zetsu responded, “Just shut up and start eating.” 

“Alright then, I will.” You decided to ignore Black Zetsu's comment. So, with that, you began to dig in and eat up everything that you wanted to, while Zetsu did the same thing. Eventually, both of you had your fills and stopped eating and drinking. “Thank you for this, Zetsu, I really appreciate it.”

“Oh? If you appreciate it so much, prove it.” Black Zetsu was hinting at something, and you were following right with his thought. The rest of the time you had alone was spent in the bedroom.

Sasori

When you got home from grocery shopping, you realized that the children were gone and Sasori was alone in the hideout. You were a little worried about that but before you could dwell on it, Sasori put the groceries down and led you away. He led you to the room you two shared together and then guided you to the bed. All this without speaking a single word. 

“Sasori? What's going on?” You were a little hesitant to lie down but allowed him to shove you down on your stomach. It was then Sasori decided to speak, only because he began to sense that you were a little worried.

“You have been tense and stressed out recently. I will help you relieve that.” To your surprise, Sasori began to massage your shoulders.

“W-What are you doing?” You weren't sure why he was suddenly being so kind to you. It was completely out of character. 

“Just be quiet and enjoy this before I lose my patience with you.” He snapped at you, but there was no bite in his tone. He was almost embarrassed to have to explain why he was being so kind to you. 

“Very well. I'll shut up.” You just went along for the ride and allowed Sasori to massage your shoulders and back. After a while, you must have drifted off to sleep because the next thing you knew, Sasori was shaking you and complaining. 

“What is wrong with you? I can't believe that you just fell asleep during that. What a waste of my time.” Sasori was almost pouting at you. You were surprised by his actions. So, you got up and wrapped your arms around him. 

“Don't worry, I'll make it up to you.” Your tone was quite suggestive and it seemed like Sasori caught onto what you were suggesting. 

Itachi

Itachi woke you up early one morning. He had breakfast for you ready for you to eat in bed. It was your favorite breakfast foods and drinks. He had his own food as well. As you two ate, Itachi explained the situation to you. He explained that Serenity was out at a friend's house, leaving the two of you the entire day to spend alone together. Itachi had a few things planned out at home. The breakfast was just one of his ideas to do. 

“So what's next?” You questioned after Itachi began to take away the dishes from breakfast. He just gave you a small smile and left the room with the dishes. He returned after a few moments and climbed back into bed with you. You were confused until he spoke up.

“You once told me that you wished there was more time for us to just sit around and do nothing together. Well, that's exactly what we are going to do now.” Itachi simply explained as he reached over and pulled you against him. He effectively started to cuddle with you, leaving you confused at his sudden affectionate side. 

“Alright then, that sounds great!” Once you shook off the shock, you were excited to do nothing with Itachi. And do nothing was exactly what you did, well except for talking. The two of you spent hours just relaxing in bed chatting with each other. You talked about everything and nothing at the same time. It was very pleasant for you both. However, eventually, the two of you ran out of things to talk about, and another small smile appeared on Itachi's face. “What's next?”

“Next? How about I show you.” With those words, Itachi laid you down on the bed and began his next fun activity for the day. 

Deidara

“Come with me, hm.” Was the first thing Deidara demanded of you as soon as you walked back into the hideout after seeing Nova off to school. You were confused but followed along with him as he led you to his workshop. “Stay there, hm.” He pointed to a spot on the floor, and you walked over to it, to just stand there. Deidara disappeared into the back part of his workshop and rustled around for a moment before coming out. He now carried something the size of a human and set it on the ground in front of you. It was covered in a cloth and whatever was under it, seemed to be something made out of clay.

“What is going on, Dei?” You finally questioned after realizing that he wasn't going to talk. You were very confused now. 

“This is what I want to show you, hm.” You weren't even aware he wanted to show you something in the first place, but whatever. Deidara then lifted the cloth that was over the thing and revealed you standing there. “I made this bomb in shape of you. It's my best creation so far, hm!” Deidara was very pleased with his creation. You couldn't help but smile at him. 

“That's amazing, Dei.” You felt proud of him and wanted to give him something back in return. “Since you showed me how much you loved me, I want to show you how much I love you.” 

“Oh, how are you going to show me, hm?” Deidara could hear the suggestive tone that you spoke with and just decided to go along with it. 

“We have until Nova gets home, let's make the most of it.” You then practically pounced on him. The two of you would most definitely make the most of your time together. 

Hidan

You and Hidan were out on a hunt for people to sacrifice. You were without the kids because this was going to be a more private sacrifice that would be ending with you and Hidan without clothing. This was going to be very bloody and very inappropriate. You didn't want your children to see it, so you decided to turn it into a date night type of thing. It'd involve murder and self-harm, making it different from a normal date night, but it would hopefully be great anyway. 

“Hidan, how about those people?” You questioned as you hid in the bushes with your husband. Hidan just shook his head at you and pointed to a couple that was walking along further away from where you two were hiding. They were holding hands and laughing with each other. It seemed that they were having a date night of their own. 

“How about those fucks?” Hidan returned with a question of his own. You thought about it for a moment and then nodded your head. 

“Alright, let's choose them. They look like they are happy, let's ruin it.” You responded with a smile on your face. You and Hidan then left the bushes and made your way to the couple. You followed behind them for a short period of time before they branched off and decided to walk down a path that led them away from the main part of the village. That sealed their fate. So, you and Hidan followed after them and jumped them. They were quickly subdued and dragged into the surrounding forest. 

Once the couple was decently into the forest, you and Hidan began your fun. Stab for stab, scream for scream, you and Hidan enjoyed slaughtering these two lovers. Afterward, once they were good and dead, you and Hidan moved onto the next part of your night. Which was a wonderful rendezvous in the forest. 

Kakuzu

To your surprise, Kristina was not at home. Kakuzu explained to you that she was out at the park for the day and that you and he were the only ones there. You were instantly excited to hear that but was then let down when Kakuzu told you that you were going to help him count his money. You were down but still happy about it. It was very rare that he'd allow someone else to touch his money, so you felt a bit happy that you were worthy to do so. 

“How much do you have in that stack right there?” Kakuzu questioned as you finished up counting the bunch of money that you had in your hand. You told him the amount, but he didn't seem to believe you so he took the money from you and counted it himself. That made you a little annoyed causing you to turn away from your husband. “What is it?”

“I'm not happy with you right now.” You simply responded as you crossed your arms. You could hear Kakuzu rustle around and set the money back in the briefcase before moving closer to you. He wrapped his arms around you and whispered into your ear. 

“How about I make it up to you?” His voice was suggestive and it made tingles go up your spine. Even so, you didn't forgive him so easily. You just continued to pout and kept your face far away from his. 

“Oh? How are you going to make it up to me?” Only then did you turn to look at him. You smirked at him, knowing full well what he was about to do to you. So, you just went along with the ride and allowed him to take all your cares away. 

Tobi

Obito surprised you one afternoon with the information that Dexter was going to be out of the house the rest of the night with Deidara. He then surprised you some more with a large amount of candy that now resided in your bedroom. It was clear that this was a surprise for you, and you were very excited about it. 

“This is amazing Obito!��� You happily spoke up as you entered the bedroom and headed to the bed where most of the candy sat. you climbed into bed and began to eat. Obito followed suit and began to eat as well. The two of you began to chat as you ate your candy. It was quite peaceful actually. You two hadn't had any chance to just be alone and enjoy each other's company. So, you two ate to your hearts' content. Eventually, you two had to stop eating before you got sick thought. Even so, a smile appeared on Obito's face.

“So, what do you think about another sweet surprise?” Obito asked as he smirked at you. You weren't sure what he was talking about though. You couldn't help but cock your head to the side and question him. 

“What do you mean?” You questioned instead of answering. You were a little confused. You didn't completely understand what he was speaking of until he pushed you down on the bed and began to kiss you. Then it hit you what he was speaking of. “Oh, I see.” You couldn't help but giggle and wrap your arms around Obito. “Let's do this then.” 

“It was always the plan.” Obito chuckled and began to kiss you once again. Everything then went from cute to sensual. You now knew that it was going to be a great continuation of the night. 

Kisame

Kisame surprised you with a picnic basket when you got home from dropping Alexander off at the park for the day. Kisame didn't stop there though, he then dragged you out of the hideout and to a secluded lake that you'd never been to before. It was beautiful there. The almost clear water shinned beautifully and it was surrounded by your favorite color of flowers. It was breathtaking to you and it excited you all at once. 

“Why haven't you brought me here before?” You demanded as you turned to face Kisame. He just smiled down at you and shrugged. That seemed to irritate you, causing him to finally speak up.

“I wanted it to be a surprise for a special day, and that day is today,” Kisame spoke with a smirk on his face. You nodded your head in return since that was an alright response. “Want to eat some food, or jump in the water first?” Kisame's question brought you out of your thoughts. You looked from the picnic basket to the water and then to Kisame. You were about to respond, when your stomach began to growl, effectively speaking up for you.

“I guess we should eat first, huh?” You stated with a chuckle of embarrassment. Kisame full-on laughed and then set the basket down once he caught his breath once more. He pulled out a blanket and laid it on the ground. You both then sat on it and began to eat your favorite picnic foods. After you ate and rested a bit, you decided that you wanted to jump into the water, but you had no swimsuit to wear. “How am I supposed to get into the water without a swimsuit, or did you pack one of those as well?” To your question, Kisame smiled a devious smile.

“How about we get in there naked and you show me how much you enjoyed today, alright?” Kisame's voice was hinting at sexual notions and you instantly agreed with him. 

“I can do that.” You began to ditch your clothing as he did and let's just say that things went very well for the rest of the day. 

Madara

Madara decided that you both needed time away from the children. So, you both left them at home and went to another close-by village to see a show. It was a show you'd been telling Madara that you'd wanted to see for a little while now. So of course when he told you about his plans you were thrilled and excited. The show ended up being amazing and everything that you thought it'd be. 

“Madara, that was great! We should see their next work as well!” You gushed to your husband as you left the place. “I guess we should head home to the kids now, huh?” Madara just shook his head and took your hand. He then began to guide you in the direction of an inn.

“I have more plans than just a show,” Madara spoke up as he led you into the inn. There was a person waiting there for the two of you and they guided you to a private room where there was food laid out for you and Madara. It was all your favorites and you became excited once again. 

“This is lovely! How did you plan all this?” You questioned as you looked around at everything. The room itself was fairly beautiful as well and there was a large bed with rose petals all over it. 

“Anything for you,” Madara responded immediately with a smile on his face. You couldn't help but hug him before sitting down to start eating. Madara followed your actions and sat next to you and began to eat his favorite foods as you ate yours. After you two ate and chatted for a little while, Madara began to lead you to the bed. You had a wonderful feeling that the night was just getting started. 

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66. When the Kids Get Into A Fight

Pein

You were summoned to the school around lunchtime. You had no idea why, so you quickly made your way there. Once you were there, you were led to the room where Elliot was. He was in there with two other students. They were introduced as Daniel and your son's crush, Scarlet. 

Once you got closer to Elliot and Daniel, you could see that both of them had busted lips and bruised knuckles. It was obvious that something had happened between the two of them. While Scarlet just was watching Elliot with fear in her eyes, like she didn't want him to get into any type of trouble. 

“Now, your son attacked Daniel because he was being nice to Scarlet. It was completely uncalled for.” The teacher explained to you once you sat down next to Elliot. You looked at your son and questioned him.

“Is that true, Elliot?” You were going to be very disappointed if that was the case. 

“No! Daniel was flirting with Scarlet when he knows that she and I are in love! I was just defending my precious girlfriend!” Elliot cried out as tears began to fill his eyes. He was desperate for you to understand the situation.

“I see, well still, you shouldn't attack people like that. It isn't fair to anyone, just calmly explain the situation to Daniel, and then maybe he would have backed off.”

“No I wouldn't have, I want Scarlet too!” Daniel yapped immediately with a bratty attitude. You instantly looked to him and glared at him. He jumped in his seat as you smiled at him.

“I'm sure you're sorry for trying to mess up their relationship, right, Daniel?” There was a hint of threat in your voice as the kid began to nod his head hastily. 

“Either way, we do not want to see Elliot here at school for three days. He is suspended, along with Daniel, for fighting at school.” The teacher spoke up after you were done talking, well threatening Daniel.

“Understandable, and do not worry, Elliot will not fight with Daniel any longer.” You stood up and pulled Elliot out of the room. You watched as he waved to Scarlet as you left the room. You weren't sure what to say to your child. You were proud that he stood up for himself and his relationship, but you weren't happy that he fought with someone. So, you decided to wait to lecture him until you were at home and gathered your thoughts better.

Zetsu

You bought some pudding for your family. They all seemed to like it a whole lot, as Danny and Sammy ate theirs up almost immediately. You left the room to tell the others about the pudding when you heard yelling from the kitchen. Once you got back in there, you saw a horrible scene. Danny and Sammy were on the floor, covered in pudding and punching and kicking at each other as they screamed at one another. 

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you two doing!?” You yelled out, louder than them to catch their attention. The two stopped fighting and looked up at you. They got to their feet and began telling their story immediately.

“He wanted the last pudding cup, but I wanted it more!” Danny cried out as he shoved his brother away from him, knocking him back onto the floor. Sammy bounced back up and attacked his brother, screaming at him as he did so.

“I wanted that pudding cup more than you!” Sammy began to smack at his brother and then when that wasn't working, he went to begin biting him. You could only watch for a moment before stepping in and breaking up the fight.

“Boys, that's enough!” You pulled the pudding covered boys apart and sat the down on the floor for a talk. “Now, you two can't be fighting over something as trivial as pudding. It is ridiculous. You two are brothers and your bond should be more important than anything else in this world, haven't I told you that before?!”

“But the pudding!” Danny mumbled out as he looked down at his body. He lifted his arm up and licked the pudding on it. Sammy had watched him and decided to do the same. You watched both boys begin to clean themselves up before you snapped at them again.

“Enough! You don't deserve to eat the pudding off of yourselves! Go take a bath! Now!” You were both angry and disappointed in your children for their actions today. You hoped that they would learn their lesson and not do that again. However, they were boys and they were your boys, meaning that they probably would get into trivial fights over and over again for the rest of their lives. You just hoped that you could handle them and control them to a point to make sure they never kill each other. 

Sasori

You took your two children to the park on a good weather day. Tara and Dahlia were excited, but as soon as they got there, something changed. They were no longer happy and you followed their eyes to a boy about their age, maybe older. 

“Who is that boy?” You asked your children, you just watched them shake their heads and run off to play. You watched as they played at the swings for a bit before that boy came over and shoved Dahlia off of the swing. You were already on your feet and were making your way to them, but could only watch as Tara jumped into action. 

Tara just began to scream and dived at the boy and tackled him, knocking him to the ground. The boy began to punch at her and kick but Tara just fought back. Dahlia, also screaming, got into the mix as well and now both girls were being punched and kicked by the boy. As soon as you could, you pulled both your children up off the boy. The girls stopped screaming and just glared at the boy on the ground now.

“What in the world was that?!” You yelled as your children. The boy instantly ran off, not wanting to be caught by you as well. 

“Joey is a jerk! He shoved Dahlia off the swing and was going to hurt her even more if I didn't stop him!” Tara yelled out as she was catching her breath. Dahlia began to cry now, finally realizing that she had scratched both her hands due to her fall off the swing.

“I saw, but you should tell an adult and not attack him. Now, let's get out of here before Joey brings a parent back with him. We have to have a long talk about your actions today.” You let your children down and took their hands and began to quickly walk out of the park. As soon as you were out of the park, the three of you hurried home. Once home, you let them wash up as you thought about the lecture that you were going to give them. You weren't sure if you should wait for Sasori to get home to do it, or if you should do it yourself. You couldn't help but be proud though, Tara and dahlia did defend themselves against the boy who was bigger than them. 

Itachi

You and Serenity were out shopping for the day. Everything was going quite well until you saw Serenity stiffen up and begin to glare at someone. You followed her eyes and saw a young girl about her age. She had this air about her that showed she was probably a bully. You could just tell and so you didn't tell Serenity to go say hello. However, the girl saw Serenity and instantly came over to here. 

“Hey Serenity, how are you? Is that your parent?” The girl questioned as she looked up at you. She gave you this disgusted look and then looked back to Serenity and gave a more disgusted look. 

“Yes, Jessie.” Serenity said the bare minimum and her voice was filled with something similar to fear. Serenity took a step back away from her and looked up to you. 

“What a loser! You're out shopping with your parent when you could be with friends? Oh wait, you have no friends!” Jessie began to laugh at Serenity when your daughter snapped and lunged at the girl. She knocked her to the ground and began to slam her head against the ground. 

“You're the loser, you bitch!” You were shocked and horrified at your child's actions and instantly pulled her off of the other girl. You then ran away with Serenity in your arms before anyone else could get involved. You made your way out of the store and hurried away from it. As soon as you were far enough away, you sat Serenity down on a bench and sat with her. 

“What was that all about? I get why you attacked her, but has this been going on for very long?” You demanded to know from your child. Serenity began to cry as she told you the story.

“She's been bullying me all the time at school. She calls me a freak and tells me that no one will ever love me. She's always so mean to me and gets her friends to be mean to me as well. There is no escape from her!” 

“Don't worry Serenity, I'll have a talk with your teacher and ensure that she never says anything to you again, and if they don't take care of it, then your father and I will.”

“Thank you.” Serenity began to wipe away her tears as she hugged you tightly. You held her back and reassured her that everything would be okay soon. You would definitely make sure of it. 

Deidara

Nova was always a kind child, so when you saw her come home with bruises and busted knuckles. She tried to avoid you so you wouldn't see, but you caught her and forced her to explain. So, you sat her down and began to speak to her.

“Nova, You explain to me right now what you have done! You are covered in bruises and you have clearly been in some type of fight.” You demanded her to tell. You weren't angry with her, but you were worried sick. She'd never been so injured before. 

“I'm so sorry!” Nova began to cry immediately. “There's this boy, Antonio, he's a bully and only picks on girls. He's picked on me before, but it was nothing that I couldn't handle. However, when I left school today, I saw him picking on my crush, Lila. She was crying and he was going to physically hurt her. So I stepped in and attacked him. I shoved him to the ground and began to attack him, but he fought back. I did everything I could, but he didn't stop. After a few minutes of fighting, Lila helped me fight Antonio off and we ran away and now here I am.”

“I see. Well, I'm proud of you, Nova. You protected the girl you love and yourself from a bully. I just wish you would have told a teacher instead of getting yourself hurt.” You were sad that your daughter had gotten hurt, but you were very proud of her for her actions. “I will make sure that no one ever bullies you or Lila again.”

“What will you do? The teachers don't care.” Nova stated before continuing. “I already told them a few times, but no one will listen to me.” You frowned at hearing this but instantly thought of a plan.

“Well, I'll make sure they listen to me. I'll tell them all about it, and if they don't listen to me, then I'm sure they'll listen to your father blowing up the place.” That made Nova gasp out loud.

“You'd have dad do that for me?” Nova seemed genuinely shocked at that. You just nodded your head and smiled at your daughter.

“Your father and I would do anything for you. As long as you are safe, we're happy.” You were happy to see Nova smile at that. You knew she could tell that you were serious. You would have Deidara do anything and everything if it meant that Nova would be safe.

Hidan

You had taken the children out to catch some people to do a ritual. It was going well, and you found a few people who looked good enough to sacrifice. However, Sarah and Justin then got distracted by something. You looked around to see what they were looking at and realized that they were seeing classmates of theirs. You watched as they went off to talk to them. You followed slowly but kept yourself hidden. 

“Hey there Lilac, how are you?” Sarah questioned when she walked up the girl. The girl named Lilac just glared at Justin, completely ignoring Sarah. 

“Hey freak, how's everything with your whore mother and bastard father?” It was Lilac when she'd finally decided to speak. You jolted when you heard a child speak those words, and watched as both your children jolted as well. 

“Don't talk about our parents like that!” Sarah yelled out. Lilac just ignored her and shoved Sarah away. You watched as your daughter fell to the ground. She instantly got back up and jumped onto Lilac. The two girls instantly began to roll around and scream at each other as they pulled the other's hair. 

“Hey! Stop your sister from hurting my sister, you freak!” The brother to Lilac yelled out at Justin.

“You stop Lilac, Aspen!” Justin yelled out to the other boy. The boy called Aspen just shoved Justin towards the girls, but Justin shoved him back and the two boys then began to fight amongst each other. You knew that you needed to now get involved and stop them all from fighting. So, you came out of hiding, grabbed your children and ran back into hiding, leaving the other two confused. 

“What was that all about?!” You demanded as soon as you had figured you were in a safe location and that no one was following you. You set your children down and glared at them.

“They started it with what they were saying about you and father!” Sarah cried out as she brushed off the dust she'd collected. You could understand what she meant, you were upset about what was said as well, but you knew that violence wasn't the answer.

“We should have sacrificed them!” Justin yelled out at you. You shook your head at them both. You wanted to tell them that you shouldn't fight with people, but the words didn't come out and you found yourself just heading back home. You'd find more people another day. 

Kakuzu

You were visiting Kristina at school one day. She had forgotten her lunch money and you had to take it to her. As soon as you gave it to her, she ran off to go buy lunch. However, you watched as she was stopped by another student. You then watched as that student led Kristina away and out of the lunchroom. You quickly followed and saw a horrible scene in front of you. Kristina was standing above the other girl and was choking her. 

“Kristina! What the hell is going on here!?” You demanded as you pulled your daughter off of the other girl. The girl instantly got up and dropped the money in her hands and then ran off. You and Kristina watched as the girl disappeared from sight. You then looked to your child and questioned her again. “What the hell was that?!” She just looked at you for a moment and glared. She clearly had to catch her breath before she spoke, but after a moment she was ready to speak, well yell at you.

“Alexa brought me over here and stole my lunch money! I had to defend myself and get my money back!” Kristina yelled out at you as she broke free of your grasp to grab her lunch money off of the floor. She put it in her pocket and then turned to you. 

“You should not fight with someone, not like that, under any circumstances.” You informed the young girl. You were extremely disappointed in her actions. You couldn't believe that she could do something like that. 

“But why? Dad kills people all of the time, for any little thing. Why shouldn't I hurt someone if they took something of mine?” Kristina didn't get it, so you had to explain it to her further. It was lecture time, and you took a moment to prepare what you were going to say. 

“Listen, Kristina, just because someone does something to you, doesn't mean that you have to hurt them. You should tell an adult and then let them take care of the situation. If that doesn't work, then you should tell your father, and he will kill them for you.” You explained simply. The girl just nodded her head and left the area you were in. she clearly was heading to go get food, so you decided to just head out and go back home. 

Tobi

Dexter had a little friend over, Polly. Since there was a friend over, Obito was being Tobi currently. He was watching the children for a little while, while you had to make the children a snack. However, when you came back, Tobi was nowhere to be seen and Dexter was shaking with something you thought might be anger. You were about to question him when Dexter began to scream at Polly. 

“How dare you say something like that about my dad?! He's an amazing father, you shouldn't say something so cruel to him! You upset him and made him run away!” Dexter was yelling at the girl, who just stood up from her seat and shoved Dexter away. You were shocked and was about to interfere when she began to yell at him.

“Your father is a creep and a freak! He is a terrible father to you! I can't believe that you have a father like that! I feel so bad for you!” Polly kept yelling the same things over and over again, causing Dexter to flip out and lunge at her. The two children were knocked to the ground and began to roll around and scream at each other. 

“Hey, stop that, now!” You began to yell at them, horrified and confused to how things got so bad so quickly. You set the tray of food down and immediately moved to break the two up. You pulled them apart and set them on their feet. “What has gotten into you two?! I thought you were friends!” 

“I thought so too!” Dexter cried out as tears began to form in his eyes. Polly just glared at the two of you and chose to not speak up. “She began to tell me all about how dad is a terrible father and even made him run off because of how upset he became!” Dexter began to cry as Polly just stuck her tongue out at him.

“He is a terrible father, so I wasn't telling a lie or anything,” Polly growled out in an arrogant tone. You shook your head and grabbed Polly by the arm.

“I think it's time for you to go.” You then guided/dragged the young girl out of the place and pushed her away from your home. “Go home and never return.” You told the girl as she began to walk away.

“I don't plan on ever returning!” The girl yelled back at you. You just shook your head and closed the door. You were shocked that there was someone in your child's life that could be such a brat. You made a mental note to never let Dexter bring home a friend for a little while, and to have him make sure that they were a real friend before doing so. 

Kisame

You, Kisame and Alexander all went grocery shopping on a day off. It was a nice little trip. You all got everything that you needed until Kisame wanted to get something specific. He wanted to get some type of fish, so he went off in search of it, leaving you and Alexander to yourselves. After a few minutes of just chatting, someone approached the two of you.

“Hey, Alexander! How are you?” You two turned around to see a boy about Alexander's age. He just stood there for a moment before your child responded to him.

“Hey there Aaron. I'm doing good, how are you?” Alexander responded with a smile on his face. He seemed excited to see the other boy. 

“Did you see that weird blue guy over in the fish aisle? He's such a freak. I can't believe they let people like him walk around, what a monster, you know?” Hearing those words from Aaron seemed to shock both you and your son. You weren't sure what to say for a moment. So, you just let Alexander react for you. 

“That's my father.” Alexander simply stated, with a frown on his face. Aaron seemed to not like that and frowned as well. He then opened his mouth and shut it a few times before he finally responded.

“Well, that makes you a freak and a monster as well, doesn't it?” Aaron then turned to walk away, when Alexander moved into action. Your son then shoved Aaron and Aaron retaliated by turning around and punching Alexander right in the face. The two boys then began to throw punches and kick at each other. You were shocked at first, but then quickly pulled the two boys apart. 

“You two shouldn't fight here! We are in public and it isn't right to fight amongst friends!” You yelled at the two boys, causing them to stop their struggling. They just took to glaring at each other. “Now, Aaron, apologize, you shouldn't talk about my husband like that. It isn't fair to judge anyone based on their appearances.” 

“No! He's a freak!” Aaron struggled out of your grasp and ran away, leaving you and Alexander confused and a little upset. You just shook your head and turned to look at your child.

“Now you, you shouldn't just attack people like that, but thank you for defending your father. He isn't a monster and more people need to know that.” You spoke to your son, causing Alexander to smile. You just hoped that next time, Alexander would fight with words, not fists. 

Madara

You and your children were all out in the front yard playing. The weather was nice and everything was going well until the neighborhood bully appeared. Her name was Abby. She was about 5 years older than your girls were, so you were nervous when she appeared before them. You knew that something bad was about to go down. 

“Hey, loser! You and your lesbian whore getting along?” Abby yelled out to Arcadia. Instantly your youngest daughter froze up and became angry. 

“Don't call Serena a whore!” Arcadia cried out angry and disgusted with the older girl. Abby just laughed and walked over to shove Arcadia. Immediately, Eclipse was there and on Abby. Both girls were thrown to the ground as Eclipse began to yank at the other girl's hair. However, Abby was bigger and stronger, meaning Eclipse was instantly thrown on her back and Abby began punching the younger girl. 

“Don't mess with us!” Adrien yelled out as she tackled Abby to the ground. Abby punched Adrien right in the face, but another punch was stopped by Arcadia jumping in the mix and landing on Abby as well. The four girls rolled around on the ground, screaming, punching and kicking each other. At first, you just watched to see what was going to happen, but as things got more serious, you realized that you needed to step in. 

“Girls, girls! Stop that at this moment!” You instantly pulled Eclipse off of Abby and shoved her aside. Then, you pulled off Adrien followed by Arcadia. You then held your three girls back as they tried to get at Abby some more. Abby just got up and glared at the four of you.

“You'll pay for attacking me! You'll regret that!” She then ran off screaming about something or other. You didn't pay much attention to it, as you were more concerned with your children. You checked each child over to make sure nothing was seriously injured. 

“Are you three okay?” You questioned, slightly horrified at what all had just happened. 

“We're okay. Aren't you mad at us?” Eclipse questioned but you could see the same question on all of your children's faces. 

“No, I'm not mad at any of you. I'm proud of you. You all stood up for the people you loved. That is something to be proud of, not mad at.” You just smiled at your children and led them back inside. You weren't sure if anyone saw what happened, but you knew that there was enough time outside for one day. You also knew that if Abby ever came back around, then Madara would handle it. So, you weren't worried about your children.

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65. When Someone Flirts With The Father

Pein

You, Pein and Elliot were all out and gathering groceries. Normally, you'd do this without Pein, but you made him take a break from work to do something as a family. At first, he wasn't happy about it, but when he saw how happy it made Elliot, he went along with your plan. Though, now he was regretting it. You left him with Elliot to go get some personal products and a man approached Pein and began to talk with him.

“Have I already said how handsome you are, sir?” The man stated with a flutter of his eyelashes. He was flirting with Pein? Pein wasn't sure but he was sure of one thing, he wanted the man to go away as soon as possible.

“I have a spouse already, our child is very literally right next to me,” Pein explained to the man who was staring at him like he was a piece of meat. The man's eyes flicked down to Elliot and changed to a look of pure disgust.

“That's unfortunate, I could show you a world you have never seen before if you'd just come with me, sweetheart.” Pein just became angry now, not only because of the man's words but the way he looked at Elliot infuriated him to no end.

“Well, sweetheart, my husband isn't interested in some cheap whore like you. So back off.” You growled as you came up from behind the man. The man visibly jumped, took a look at your angry face and scurried off to find someone else.

“Thank you for that _____,” Pein stated as he breathed a sigh of relief. Elliot, who'd been hiding behind his father stepped out and hugged you.

“You saved Dad! You're our hero!” You couldn't help but smile at your child as he spoke those words. You looked up at Pein to see a barely-there smile on his face as well.

“Let's finish up and get home before any other creeps come onto you, alright?” You couldn't help but chuckle now that the situation was over, however, Pein just cringed and nodded his head. So, you three finished up the shopping and headed home.

Zetsu

Zetsu, you, Danny and Sammy were all out at the park. Everything was going great. The kids were finally playing nice with the other kids and the weather was just right. Not too hot and not too cold with not too much sun as well. It made the perfect setting for the perfect day until a woman approached you and Zetsu.

“You look so unique! Can I sit here and chat with you for a bit?” The lady hadn't even brought a child with her to the park. You'd seen her watching Zetsu for a little while, but you didn't think she'd be stupid enough to approach him while you sat right next to him. For a moment, neither you or Zetsu said anything. Until Black Zetsu found his words. 

“What is wrong with you lady? Can't you see that I'm here with my spouse and children?” Black Zetsu grumbled out loud enough for the people around us to hear. The lady's face just went red and she began to sputter. 

“Oh, I didn't even see you there, you don't have a lot of presence, do you?” 

“Hey! You can't say that! Go away, creepy lady!” It was Danny who'd approached from behind with Sammy right next to him. Both children then put their best scary faces on and literally growled at the ladylike an animal. 

“What in the world are these vile creatures?!”

“They are my children. How dare you insult them!” It was White Zetsu now speaking in an unusually angry tone. Zetsu stood up and towered over the lady. 

“I-I'm sorry! I just...”

“Leave!” Both halves of Zetsu yelled out, causing the woman to nearly trip over herself as she ran away. Both children began to laugh and other parents clapped when they saw the lady leave. Apparently, she'd been worrying the other parents since she was lingering around the children and looking at the fathers with hunger in her eyes. She'd finally chosen to go after Zetsu in the end though. “I don't want to come back to the park again.” White Zetsu muttered simply as he sat back down next to you. You couldn't help but chuckle at his words. 

Sasori

You, Sasori and the children were out at a craft store. The kids recently picked up being crafty and now you all needed more supplies. Tara liked to do origami and paint while Dahlia liked to draw and make paper flowers. So, Sasori and you were helping them pick out new items to help further their crafty talents. Everything was going as expected with two children in a craft store that wanted everything they saw until things went bad. 

“Hey, there cutie~” Some random young girl came up approaching Sasori. The four of you took a moment to just stare at the girl before the girl spoke up again. “It's so cute that you are hanging out with your sisters. Can I help you all find anything?” 

“I'm his wife, and these are his children.” You instantly snapped at the young girl. The girl began to laugh like she didn't believe you and even began to say as much. 

“I'm sorry, that joke was just too funny.” 

“It wasn't a joke, so get lost. I don't have any patience for this.” Sasori growled out at the girl. She took a step away and looked at us all over again. Tara and Dahlia were hiding behind Sasori and you were standing in front of Sasori now. Your eyes narrowed at the girl and she smiled cutely at the four of you.

“You are a very beautiful family, I'm sorry to have bothered you.” Then, the young girl turned away and left the aisle you were all in. 

“What an idiot,” Sasori grumbled as he turned back to the supplies on the wall.

“At least she didn't make a scene and left peacefully.” You muttered to him with a smile on your face. 

“I wanted to see you punch her!” Tara yelled out directed at you. You were a bit shocked at your child's reaction but accepted it to be fair. The young girl was threatening their family by trying to hit on Sasori, so it's only natural for Tara to want the girl hurt. So, ignoring the comment from Tara, you four went back to searching for supplies. 

Itachi

You, Serenity and Itachi were all out taking a walk one nice day. The weather was cloudy and warm, but it was nice. There was also a possibility of rain, but you three wanted to take a walk anyway. You didn't expect anything to go wrong other than the rain, but you were wrong. You noticed that there was a man following you three. Itachi seemed to notice it as well and decided to confront the man. So, you three stopped, Serenity hid behind you and Itachi stood in front of both of you. 

“What is it that you want?” Itachi demanded as the man kept staggering closer. He was close enough to see that his eyes lit up when Itachi spoke in his clearly male voice. The man licked his lips and creepily looked at Itachi. 

“You're such a pretty woman.” The man responded to Itachi. He only looked at Itachi, so it was very obvious that he was talking to your husband. You were taken aback, as no one has ever said something like that to Itachi before. At least, not right in front of you and your child. 

“Excuse me? I am a man.” Itachi was clearly a bit shaken up with someone thinking he was a woman, however, as the man got closer, you three could smell the alcohol on him. Immediately, Serenity began to cry. It was like she could sense what was coming next. 

“You're beautiful! I want you!” The man then lunged at Itachi, causing Itachi to use his Sharingan on him. It was an instant reaction, not one that was a conscious decision. Within a moment, the man instantly fell to the ground with a thump. 

“Is he dead?” You questioned hesitantly. Itachi just shook his head. You were a little relieved since you and Serenity didn't need to see someone die right in front of them. 

“He'll wake up eventually,” Itachi explained simply. You nodded your head and the three of you went back to your walk. Eventually, it began to rain and you three took shelter in a little food shop where you three had lunch and chatted about various things. 

Deidara

Deidara, Nova and you were all checking out a shop that sold clay and clay utensils. There were molds and other things you'd use to make clay figurines. Nova and Deidara were in their element as they both were going insane over all of the things that were in this store. You just stayed back and checked a few things out, but you weren't really into it like they were. However, since you were staying back, you were able to see the most part of the store. You saw an attractive man, just watching Deidara. It made you uncomfortable, so you approached the man. 

“Hello sir, I see that you are staring at my husband, care to explain why?” You questioned mostly politely to the man. He looked at you and had a look of shock written on his face. 

“Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that he was taken. I thought that you were just a friend and that girl was his little sister. I guess that'd be your daughter, huh?” The man seemed honestly apologetic, so you didn't get angry with him at all. 

“Yeah, that's our little girl. They are super into clay and everything revolving it, however, I'm not into it as much. So I'm just letting them do their thing.” 

“I see, I see. Well, I'm sorry for staring at him, I didn't mean to offend you or upset you at all.” The man turned out to be a really nice guy, surprising you to no end. You expected someone that attractive to be an asshole or something. If you weren't married with a child, you'd probably have gone after him. However, that would be a different life, and you are currently thrilled with the one you have now. So, you just smiled at him and replied to him. 

“It's alright, no harm no foul.” You and the man shared a smile and you both then split up. You went over to Deidara and Nova and explained the situation to him. He was creeped out that someone was staring at him and he didn't notice, but otherwise, he was alright with the interaction. So, forgetting about the man, you three continued to shop, but this time you stayed with them and began to pick out a few things of your own. 

Hidan

Hidan decided that it was finally time to go out as a family and find sacrifices. Since the children were immortal as well, you figured, why not. It would be a good learning experience and it would help them get their anger out in a more constructive way. So, you four walked around a nearby town at dusk and stalked a few people who turned out to be a group of drunk friends. Deciding that it would be a good choice, Hidan chose them to be the targets. There were four men in the group, so it was really perfect for the occasion. However, as the four of you stalked the group, a group of women approached you all.

“Hey, there sexy! What are you doing out so late?” One of the women called out once they were close enough to you all. 

“I love the way you look with clothes on, let's see them off of you!” Another woman called out to Hidan as they got closer to you four. Sarah and Justin instantly hid behind you and hid their weapons. Hidan just turned to look at the women with disgust written on his face. 

“What the fuck do you whores want?” Hidan snapped back after he got over his disgust of them. It seemed like something clicked inside his mind and he turned to speak to you. “Hey, let's sacrifice them instead.”

“Sacrifice?” The four women grew concerned and began to back away.

“Yes, that sounds like a good idea! No one flirts with my husband!” You called out with a smile on your face. The women began to run away, but Sarah and Justin used their little scythes and swiped at their legs. From there it was all over for the women. It was the kid's best sacrifices yet and they were thrilled to go through with it. You were also happy to sacrifice the women as well. You had a habit of doing so towards any woman who looked at Hidan the wrong way anyway, so it was perfect for you. Hidan was so proud of you three. You all had done the ritual perfectly and nothing had gone wrong at all. No one even caught you guys. So, not only did you four deal with people who'd flirted with Hidan, but you guys successfully sacrificed people as a family, which warmed your heart. 

Kakuzu

You kept nagging at Kakuzu to take you and Kristina on a bounty hunt. You wanted to do something as a family, and you thought that it would be perfect. He was reluctant at first because he didn't want to risk either of you getting hurt or getting in the way, but eventually, after plenty of bothering, he decided to just go with your request. So, that's where you were now, you three were stalking a decent bounty. You were hiding in the trees waiting for the man to be alone so you could act without causing too much of a scene. Normally, Kakuzu wouldn't care about that, he'd just kill anyone in his way, however with you and a child, he wanted to play it a bit more safe. As soon as the man was alone you three moved into action and things didn't go the way you thought they'd go. Instead of fear of Kakuzu, the man showed arousal. 

“Hey there, hot stuff. You come around these parts often?” The man didn't look like he was going to be gay or interested in Kakuzu, so this threw you all off. You instantly pushed Kristina behind you to hide the child from the situation. 

“What is wrong with you?” Kakuzu growled at the man. He wasn't against the man being gay, it's just so obvious that you all were after him to kill him, so it was odd for the man to react like that. 

“What's wrong with me? You aren't inside of me yet.” That made you and Kakuzu disgusted within an instant. 

“Nope this isn't happening, Kuzu, let me take this one down.” You wanted to kick the man's ass now that he'd said such a vulgar thing about your husband. So, you pulled out your weapons and went after the man. He went down fairly easily and you wondered why he had such a decent bounty on his head, but that wasn't your problem. So, you left a little life in the man so he could suffer until the time of his death. You were happy about your takedown, and Kristina was as well. Kakuzu also seemed to be proud of you and your abilities as a ninja. He made the mental decision to take you with him more times on bounty hunts, along with Kristina. It made a nice family event for all of you.

Tobi

Tobi and you decided to take Dexter to a candy shop. He'd been getting good grades so you wanted to give him a treat, and what is a better treat than letting the child pick out any candy he wanted? So you three headed out to a huge candy store in another village close by. It wasn't one you'd visited in a while, so it was a treat for you and Tobi as well. You were very much looking forward to buying any candy that you'd want as well. However, it seemed that someone had their eyes on Tobi and wanted to devour him like candy. You noticed the woman first and realized just how she was looking at your masked husband. 

“Hey, Tobi, that woman over there is watching us like a hawk. More specifically, she's watching you.” You mentioned to your husband as he went through candy and thought about each piece before putting it in his little bag. 

“Huh? Why Tobi is being a good boy.” Tobi clearly didn't think anything of it, so he just continued on with his candy search. Until that search was interrupted by the woman approaching the two of you. You weren't sure where Dexter was at the moment, but you hoped he wouldn't be witnessing anything that was about to happen.

“I love a mysterious man. Can I ask, what's under the mask?” The woman was practically pushing her breasts out to try to get Tobi's attention, however, he just blankly looked at her and responded in his Obito voice. 

“My face.” His voice was void of emotion and it actually made the woman laugh. 

“Well, of course, silly man. I wanted to know specifically what you have under there.” Her eyes were not on his mask any longer, she was looking him up and down. You shuddered and then decided that you'd handle the situation. 

“Listen, harlot, this is my husband and you need to back off.” You growled at the woman. She seemed to be freaked out and offended for some reason.

“Why would a man like that, be with a child like you?”

“Back off or I will slit your throat.” You responded simply by pulling out a kunai. That seemed to catch the woman off guard and she decided to flee from the store. Even Tobi seemed to be shocked by your actions. “What? No one flirts with my man.” You shrugged your shoulders and then went off to find your child. Eventually, the three of you got all the candy you wanted and then got the hell out of there before the woman could report you for threatening to kill her. It was worth it though, so you had no regrets. 

Kisame

Kisame decided that for his mini-vacation, he wanted to take you and Alexander fishing. It wasn't the best idea in the world for two people who'd never gone fishing before, but at least the three of you would be together. You hoped that he'd take you to a spot where not many other people would go, and for the most part he did, except there was a group of men there with one woman. Of course, that woman just had to see Kisame and instantly fall in love with him or something because she immediately came over to you three and began trying to chat up Kisame, right in front of you and your child. 

“Hey there, you look quite different than any man I've ever seen before. I was wondering if you wanted to fish together.” The woman stated to Kisame, who just looked at her like she was an idiot. He looked to you and then back to the woman.

“I am obviously here with someone else, so the answer would be no.” Kisame finally responded after a moment of thinking whether this woman was serious or not. 

“Yeah, you're with some brat and a kid, so what? I can guarantee that I'm better than they are.” Kisame's eyes narrowed and the girl took a step back, sensing his anger. 

“That is my spouse and my son. No matter how 'better' you seem to think you are, no one is better than them to me. So kindly walk away before I use you as fish food.” Kisame's tone was as threatening as his words were and the woman seemed to have enough sense to just walk away. She returned to her group of men and began to chat with them instead. 

“I can't believe she had the audacity to approach you in front of me.” You muttered, not actually believing that someone could have the balls to do something like that. Kisame just shook his head and went back to fishing. It was a difficult day of fishing, but eventually, you all caught at least one fish. It was fun, but you'd make sure to go to a different place next time, without anyone there, just in case. 

Madara

Madara, you, and the children all went out to a restaurant for dinner. It was the perfect evening. The food was great, the kids all behaved themselves and Madara didn't pick a fight with anyone. However, things began to go downhill when you noticed ninja from another village eyeing your husband. They were two women who weren't looking at him with anger or confusion, they were looking at him with want in their eyes. It greatly upset you and it made you even more angry that Madara didn't even notice their looks. So, you took it upon yourself to take care of the situation. 

“Excuse me, but can you stare at someone else's husband?” You asked the women from across the room. Their eyes instantly went to you and just glared at you for a moment. 

“Husband? We thought you were his sister.” One of the women responded in a snarky tone.

“Well, you were wrong. So stare elsewhere.” You gave just as much snark as the woman did, but it seemed to only piss them off further. 

“Or what?” The other woman questioned as she stood up.

“Or else we'll kill you!” Eclipse snapped, not wanting to deal with the situation a moment longer. She spun around in her seat and pulled out a kunai to show it to the women. They weren't scared and decided to lunge at your oldest daughter. Madara then had enough of the situation as well and stepped in front, easily defeating the two women. They then lied on the ground, bleeding and bruised. 

“Come on, let's go home,” Madara stated after he brushed off any dirt that'd gotten onto him. 

“Yay! Dad took care of the whores!” Arcadia cheered happily. You weren't sure where she learned the word whore, but you decided to let it go for the night. The five of you then paid and left the restaurant. It was still a nice night, so all of you decided to take the long route home. It was now peaceful and you were happy to have that situation done and over with. You just hoped that no one else would try to flirt with Madara.

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64. First Crushes

Pein

Elliot came home from school bouncing around and too happy for him. It was concerning, so instantly you and Pein were on top of it and sat him down before he did his homework. You two immediately began to ask him questions.

“Now son, what happened at school?” Pein questioned first. However, Elliot didn't respond, he just looked Pein right in the face.

“Elliot, please, you're worrying us. If there is something wrong, then we need to know so we can handle it.” You were talking in a soothing voice, making your son look over at you. You could tell that he was thinking about answering now. So you just gave him a moment to think it over.

“Elliot, tell us what's wrong.” Pein nearly demanded in his own caring way.

“Nothing is wrong. I just fell in love!” Elliot finally burst out, shocking both you and Pein.

“Love? What are you talking about?” Pein was clearly confused by something. He just plainly looked at Elliot for an answer, however, it was you who'd spoken up instead.

“Honey, our son has found his first crush. Leave him be.” You instantly stated, trying to calm Pein down. He'd been thinking the worst, so he was a little shocked that it was something as simple as a crush.

“I love her! It isn't a crush! We're going to get married and have children and live happily together!” Elliot yelled immediately as he stormed out of the room.

“Oh dear, I wonder who it is...” You wanted to talk to him more about it, but you figured you'd let it go for now.

Eventually, though, you'd find out that her name was Scarlet and she was a year older than Elliot. It made you incredibly nervous to find out such a thing, but you decided you'd let it go for now. They were only children after all, what could go wrong?

Zetsu

Danny and Sammy came storming into the house after school. They threw their backpacks at each other and instantly began to scream. They were fighting about something, so you and Zetsu immediately stepped in and separated the boys.

“Now, what in the world is going on?! You two never fight like this!” You yelled out over their screams at each other. They both ignored you, so Zetsu, specifically Black Zetsu yelled out.

“SHUT UP!” Instantly, the boys fell silent. They knew not to fuck with the dark side of their father.

“Now tell us what you two are fighting over.” White Zetsu demanded in a more stern voice than usual.

“Danny loves Sophie, but I love her too!” Sammy finally yelled out angrily. He tried to shove his brother next, but you stopped him by pulling Danny away from Sammy even further.

“You two are fighting over a girl?!” You were horrified. You thought there was something seriously wrong. Not just a fight over their first crush. Then again, it was serious, as someone was going to get hurt over this.

“I loved her first!” Danny yelled at his brother, who then yelled the exact same thing back.

“No! I loved her first! I met her before you did!” They descended into yells until you yelled out this time.

“Be silent! You two cannot be fighting over a girl. It isn't fair to either of you or the girl. So stop it and let her choose in the end. Maybe she'll pick one over the other, but she might choose neither of you.”

“She'll choose me!” Both boys yelled out immediately. You and Zetsu just sighed and allowed the boys to go to their room to do homework after they'd calmed down. You knew they'd still fight a little bit, but you knew everything would work out in the end, right?

Sasori

“Dad!” Dahlia came screaming as she entered the hideout. Her sister was right behind her, also yelling.

“Stop it, Dahlia! You're being mean to me!” Tara screamed out as she followed her sister angrily.

“What is it?” Sasori had come out of his workshop to find both the girls angrily arguing with each other. “What's going on?!” The two girls hardly ever fought, so he knew something serious was going on. He had to pull them apart before they began to tug at each other's hair.

“Tara is in love with a girl!” Dahlia yelled out. She had a disgusted look on her face and kept trying to grab at her sister angrily.

“Yeah, we'll you love a gross boy!” Tara responded instantly as she smacked away Dahlia's hands that came too close to her.

“That's what this is about? You deal with it.” Sasori directed the last part at you and then went back into his workshop. He didn't seem to care that one of his little girls was interested in another girl.

“Well, Tara, what's this girl's name?” Tara lit up at you accepting her newfound love.

“Her name is Jessica! But Dahlia loves Tommy and he's gross!”

“He is not! You are!” Dahlia snapped back at her sister.

“Hey now, that's not nice. Your sister is free to love whoever she wants!”

“Really? Why?” You just looked at your child plainly.

“Because that's just how the heart works. You can love whoever you want. It's a free world to love whoever you feel like. Nothing is wrong with that, so apologize to your sister.”

“Fine! I'm sorry, Tara!” Currently, Dahlia didn't mean it, but one day she'd understand and accept it. For now, you just let the girls have their little crushes, knowing full well what was coming next. You hoped it wouldn't come for a little while, but you knew it would eventually; heartbreak.

Itachi

Serenity came home unusually happy. She was giddy and excitedly did her homework. She never did her homework with a smile on her face, so it was worrying, however, you and Itachi waited until dinner to confront her.

“Serenity, is there anything you'd like to tell us?” You began as you, Itachi and Serenity sat down for dinner. She just smiled up at you both and spoke happily.

“I found my future husband!”

“Excuse me?!” Itachi and you both were shocked to hear that, however, it was you who'd spoken. “What do you mean by that?”

“It seems that she's found her first crush, her first love.”

“No. I'm not ready for that! That isn't happening! You aren't allowed to date until you're 20!” Serenity giggled and shook her head.

“Nope, you're so silly!”

“You don't tell me 'nope'!” You were starting to freak out over this, but Itachi remained calm the entire time.

“Tell us about him.” Itachi simply questioned, ignoring your words. Serenity lit up and began to speak.

“His name is Matthew and he's 2 years older than me. He's got blue eyes and he's a blond. He's so pretty!”

“Wait, 2 years older than you?” Itachi seemed to have a problem with that. Serenity just nodded her head. “That's not...”

“We might as well just let her have her crush, as long as nothing comes of it.”

“You want me to be alone forever?!” Serenity cried out, hearing your words. You shook your head.

“Just until your 20, as I said.” Serenity huffed and glared at you, but didn't storm off like you thought she would. Apparently, the want for food won out over her annoyance towards you. You were just trying to look out for her. You didn't want her to get hurt, even though you knew that it would eventually come.

Deidara

Nova came home from school acting a bit different. She was quiet like she was hiding something. You and Deidara instantly picked up on it and went to her room to confront her while she was doing homework.

“Nova, can we speak to you about something?” You asked as you opened up her door. Nova immediately closed her notebook and hid it underneath another notebook.

“Show us that notebook, hm.” Deidara instantly approached her and pulled out the notebook. Written just within the notebook was a page with a bunch of hearts drawn all over it with a name in the middle of it. “Lila? Who is Lila, hm?”

“She's no one, give that back!” Nova tried to get the notebook back from her father, but he just pulled it away and handed it to you. You read more of the notebook and it talked about how beautiful Lila was and how they were going to get married one day.

“I understand, Deidara, our little girl is in love with another girl.” You smiled at Nova and handed her the notebook back.

“What? But-” You smacked your hand over his mouth and gave him a look that said 'Say anything negative and I'll hurt you'. You let your hand fall and Deidara began to speak again. “Tell us about this Lila girl, hm.”

“Alright! She's so beautiful! She's a year younger than me and is my very best friend, but lately, I've been feeling weird around her, and she told me that she loved me and now I love her too!”

“I see, well that's sweet. I hope everything works out for you two. Just no messing around, okay?” You smiled at your daughter and pulled Deidara from the room. “She has found her first crush, and it's probably not going to end well. We should be prepared for that.”

“Of course, hm.” Deidara nodded his head and the two of you went back to what you were doing before Nova had come home.

Hidan

Sarah and Justin came home a bit late one day, and you noticed how they were acting strange. They refused to look either you or Hidan in the eyes and seemed to be scared at dinner. So once nightfall came and they headed to their room, you confronted them.

“Hey guys, can we talk before bed?” You questioned, making sure that Hidan wasn't anywhere near the situation.

“We're awfully tired, so we should just get to bed,” Sarah spoke up as Justin nodded his head in agreement. You narrowed your eyes, now knowing that something was up. Your children never wanted to go to bed on time.

“Listen, your father and I love you very much, so if something is going on, we need to know. Do you want me to get your father or-”

“No!” Justin instantly cried out, cutting you off. You looked at him worried.

“What's going on?”

“I'm in love, and so is Sarah.” You were confused and it showed on your face. “Not with each other!”

“Okay, good.”

“Sarah is in love with a boy named Daniel... and so am I.” You were thrown off by your son admitting to loving another boy, but you were alright with it, so you just smiled at him.

“I see, that must be hard. I'm sorry you two love the same person. That will cause you many problems down the road, just know that your bond is stronger than any other bond you'll ever make, so keep that in mind as you fight over this boy.”

“You don't care that I'm gay?” You instantly hugged Justin.

“As long as you are healthy, I'm okay with anything.”

“But what about dad?” Sarah questioned, making you a bit worried yourself.

“I'll deal with Hidan, don't you worry. Just live your lives how you want to, we won't interfere unless we need to.” Both Sarah and Justin then hugged you and climbed into their beds. They were thrilled and so were you. However, you were worried that one day the two would get hurt over this boy, but all you could do was watch and wait.

Kakuzu

“Dad!” Kristina came barreling into the hideout calling for her father. She made her way around the hideout screaming for both you and her father until both of you met up with her in the kitchen.

“Why are you yelling?!” Kakuzu growled loudly. He'd been counting his money and was just interrupted so he was quite annoyed.

“I have a problem!” Kristina yelled out excitedly. She was very confusing currently.

“What's the problem? Who does your father need to kill?” You instantly questioned. Though Kristina just giggled and shook her head.

“No, not that type of problem. I'm in love with 2 people! Anna and Jeff!”

“Anna?” You and Kakuzu both questioned a bit shocked. That was a girl's name.

“Yup, Anna, she's a year younger and is beautiful and a sweetheart. Jeff is cute too, but nothing like Anna.”

“So, you like a boy and a girl?” You questioned after a few moments of thought.

“Are you two alright with that?”

“Choose someone who will make a lot of money, that's all I care about.” Kakuzu instantly responded.

“We both are alright with it, so don't worry.” You patted your daughter on the head and smiled at her. You two descended into a conversation about the girl and boy while Kakuzu walked out of the room and headed back to wherever he was counting money.

“So, you're really alright with this?” Kristina questioned a bit nervous. You just smiled at her and reassured her.

“Of course. Love whoever you want to love. Just be careful and be safe. Don't give someone your heart until you know that they feel the same about you as well.”

“You just don't want me to get hurt, right? Well, I won't get hurt, I'll hurt them!” Kristina was very enthusiastic about that. You just sighed and let your child go back to doing homework. She was definitely your husband's daughter.

Tobi

Dexter came home a bit off. He was happy, but a bit nervous. You and Tobi were worried about him, so once homework and dinner were over, you two confronted him. He took off his mask and became Obito to do the talk.

“Dexter, what's got you acting so nervous?” Obito questioned when you three sat down together. Dexter still seemed nervous, but he tried to hide it by using a fake smile.

“It's nothing, father.” He used the polite tone and used “father” meaning something was definitely up. You knew for sure that he was now hiding something and you really hoped that it was nothing bad.

“Dexter, please, we're worried about you. Let us know what's going on.” You used your best parent voice to help calm him. He just sighed and nodded his head.

“I'm in love with a boy named Leon.” Both you and Obito paused and looked at him with confusion. However, when you two didn't respond right away, Dexter's face fell and he began to get emotional.

“It's alright, Dexter! We swear!” You instantly went to your son and began to console him. “We accept you no matter who you love, right Obito?” You looked at your husband and glared at him. Your look made him know that if he said anything negative, then he'd get something negative in return.

“Of course, it's alright. As long as you are happy, then that's all we need.” Obito finally spoke up after a moment of thought. Dexter lit up and began to smile at us.

“Really?! It's alright?!”

“Yes, it's more than alright. No matter what, we love you, okay?” You reassured your child. He just nodded his head and ran off to get ready for bed. He seemed happy now, but you never knew when the heartbreak from this first crush would come.

Kisame

“Hey everyone! I'm in love!” Alexander yelled out as he came into the hideout after school one day. He kept yelling it over and over again as he went through the dreary hideout.

“Excuse me?!” You called out, going to find your child. You eventually found him in his room, about to do his homework. “Did you say you are in love?!”

“Yeah! With a girl named Holly!” Alexander spoke up happily. He just looked up at you smiling.

“Kisame! Our son is in love! Get over here!” The blue man arrived a moment after you called.

“What's going on?” Kisame questioned as he entered your child's bedroom.

“I'm in love with a girl three years older name Holly.”

“Whoa, that's not right.” Kisame was so thrown off he couldn't hold back his comment, making Alexander frown.

“It's true love, dad! It's completely right!” Alexander yelled out instantly.

“Come on now, tell us about her.” You spoke up, trying to get the conversation back onto the right side of things. Alexander brightened up and began to chatter about Holly.

“She's so beautiful! She has brown hair and these beautiful green eyes! She's so sweet to me, but to others, she is really rude.”

“Oh, I see.” You looked to Kisame and wanted him to begin to speak positive thoughts this time.

“She must be a real catch...” That was Kisame's attempt at a positive thought. You just sighed and glared at Kisame. Then, you pulled your husband out of the room and began to walk away.

“You need to be more positive about this! This is his first love! It's the most important time in his little life now!”

“He's going to get hurt, you and I both know that. We need to protect him!”

“He needs to have his heartbroken. It'll be good for him at least once.”

“That's terrible!” Kisame was shocked at your words, but you just shrugged your shoulders. It was the truth. He needed to be hurt at least once just so he can be more careful. Everyone had their heart broken at least once. So it would be okay. Your child was strong so he'd get over it, hopefully.

Madara

“Dad, Adrien and Arcadia are fighting!” Eclipse cried out when she walked through the door once she got home from school. “On another note, I found my true love!”

“What the hell?!” Madara instantly came out of the kitchen and stormed to break Adrien and Arcadia's fight up. They two girls were pulling each other's hair and trying to punch each other. Once the fight was broken up, the three girls sat down at the kitchen table.

“What is going on here?!” You demanded as you entered the room.

“Adrien is in love with Serena and so am I!” Arcadia cried out as tears began to flow. You were caught off guard that two of your daughters were in love with another girl, but that was quickly overwritten by worry as Adrien began to cry as well.

“Now, now, calm down. You both are overreacting. So what if you two love the same girl? Just let her choose and allow her to be happy with whichever one she chooses.” Madara explained to the two crying girls. They stopped crying and nodded their heads. “Now, Eclipse, what was this about you finding your true love?”

“His name is Taemin and he's three years older than me! He's so beautiful and sweet! We're soulmates!” Eclipse exclaimed happily.

“If he tries anything, then he's dead,” Madara growled instantly. Eclipse just giggled and nodded her head.

“I'll kill him myself if he messes up with me!”

“Good. Now, Adrien and Arcadia, tell us about Serena.”

“She's so pretty!” Adrien spoke up as Arcadia spoke as well.

“She's so nice!”

“I see.” You smiled at the three girls and felt a bit nervous for them. They would eventually experience their first heartbreak. That wasn't something that you ever wanted them to go through, but you knew it would eventually happen. You would just have to be there for them when it did happen.

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63. Talking to the Children About Sex

Pein

“Dad, where do babies come from?” It was a question that Elliot had asked a few times before, but not once did you or Pein ever tell him. However, this time was different. “My teacher said to ask you both. Also, why doesn't my best friend have a penis?” How he knew his best friend, a female, didn't have a penis was something you were a little worried over, but you didn't want to know, so you didn't ask.

“Well, Elliot, it's finally time for you to know,” Pein responded after a moment of thought.

“Are you sure?” You questioned, a little worried. Elliot was still quite young and immature. You weren't sure if he was ready for this or not. Pein just nodded his head.

“Son, the reason you have a penis and she doesn't is because you are a boy and she is a girl. They are supposed to have different parts so they can make babies.”

“But how do they make babies,” Elliot responded simply.

“When a man loves a woman, they get together to have sex.”

“What's sex?”

“It's when a man puts his penis inside the woman. Only grown-ups who love each other very much can do this. Okay?”

“Okay!” Elliot seemed to accept that well enough, so he just ran off to play. You just sat there slightly in shock that Pein had just come right out and said it. However, that seemed to be the best way to do it.

Zetsu

Danny and Sammy were curious boys and quite mischievous ones as well. They talked to the older kids in school and found out some things that they shouldn't have. So now, it was time to talk with them. Black Zetsu wanted to be the one to tell them. He was finally wanting to be a part of their life, so you weren't sure whether this was bad or good. However, when he sat the two boys down, you found out how it'd turn out.

“To make babies, you put your penis into a woman's vagina. That's it. Now go play.” Black Zetsu then shooed away the confused boys.

“Wait!” You yelled out, grabbing both boys. You sat them back down and glared at Zetsu. The white half was too shocked to even respond currently. “Do you boys have any questions?”

“What's a vagina?” Danny asked simply.

“It's a woman's private part.” You explained just as simply.

“Okay.”

“Now, you can only have sex when you love someone very much, okay, and when you are much older!” You had to throw that part in before you could forget it. “Okay, boys?”

“Okay!” Both of them then ran off, leaving you to scolding Black Zetsu. He sat there and took it, with the white half criticizing him too once he'd finally woken up from his shock. You made sure to make a mental note then, not to ever let him tell the children something important, ever again.

Sasori

Tara and Dahlia were getting a bit too questioning for you. They kept asking about what a penis was and what sex was. It was finally getting to be on Sasori's nerves. So finally, he decided to sit the girls down, with you, to tell them everything they wanted to know.

“Now, one question at a time, okay?” Sasori began when he told the girls why we were all sitting down officially together.

“What's a penis and why don't I have one?” Tara questioned first as her sister sat quietly in thought.

“It's the male private part and you don't have one, because you are a female.” Sasori simply explained to his child. She just nodded her head, seemingly alright with that response.

“What is sex?” Dahlia questioned at the same time that Tara asked, “Where do babies come from?”

“Both of those questions can be answered by one simple sentence. Sex is where babies come from, and sex is when two adults get together and join together.”

“How do they join together?” Both twins questioned at the same time.

“The male puts his parts inside the woman's parts,” Sasori responded simply. The two girls nodded their heads and thought for a moment. “Any other questions?” They both shook their heads and got up and left the room, probably to go play.

“That was good, Sasori, I was surprised by how simple you made that.”

“It's better to make it simple than to drag it out.” You just smiled at Sasori and hugged him. You were glad that he handled that so carefully. You knew that no matter what other questions the kids might have, that you and Sasori would take care of it as simply as before.

Itachi

Serenity wasn't that curious of a child. She never asked where babies came from, and she never once asked what sex was or anything about the different body parts. However, the other kids at school were learning about those topics, so it was finally time to explain everything to her. So, you and Itachi sat her down to speak to her about it all.

“Now, Serenity, babies happen when a mother and father love each other very much and have sex together. Sex isn't just for a man and a woman though, the same gender can do it as well, but they won't produce a baby.” You explained carefully to your child. She just nodded her head as you spoke. So you continued. “Sex between a man and a woman happens when the man puts his private part into the woman's private part. Only adults can do this if they love each other very very much.”

“I got it.” Serenity nodded her head, but then seemed to think about something. “Can you and dad have sex and give me a little brother or sister then?”

“We could one day, just not today or anytime soon,” Itachi responded instantly. You just smiled at him and nodded your head. Serenity seemed to have no other questions, so you let her go off and play or do whatever she wanted to do as long as she didn't hurt herself or anyone else.

“I think we handled that well.” You commented to Itachi, who just nodded his head in return.

Deidara

“Dad, why do you and I have different private parts?” Nova had accidentally walked in on Deidara changing and now she won't stop questioning him. It was getting on everyone's nerves because she'd just ask anyone who walked passed her. So, you and Deidara were forced to sit down and have an uncomfortable conversation with her.

“Listen, Nova, you and I have different private parts because we are different genders, alright, hm?” Deidara began to explain to the young girl. She nodded her head and then asked something she hadn't before, shocking both you and Deidara.

“What's sex?” You and he were thrown off a bit as she'd never asked that before. However, it was time to explain that to her too.

“Sex is when two people, who love each other very much, get together and put their private parts together.” You responded when Deidara looked to you for help. “That's also where babies come from.”

“Can you have another baby? I want a little brother or sister!”

“Not right now, but maybe eventually.” Nova seemed to be alright with your words, so she just ran off to probably bother Sasori or someone else. You were glad that she was alright with you and Deidara's explanations. They weren't the best, but at least they got to the point of the matter.

“Why can't we have a baby right now, hm?” Deidara questioned, causing you to just shake your head. That was a problem for another day.

Hidan

Hidan made the mistake one day of asking you if you wanted to fuck and your children overheard it. So now it was time to explain the situation to them, with less swear words and more facts, hopefully.

“Alright, let's start with any questions you both might have.” You began as soon as the twins sat down. They thought about it for a moment before both of them responded in unison.

“What's 'fuck' and why does daddy want to do it with you?”

“Well, fuck is a swear word that you two should not be saying, but it also means sex.”

“What's sex?” Sarah questioned then simply as her brother nodded his head.

“Sex is when two people who care deeply about each other get together and put their private parts together.” You explained with as little detail as you possibly could.

“What does that mean?” Justin questioned next.

“It means, the man puts his dick inside the woman's pussy!” Hidan yelled out, horrifying you completely. You smacked him immediately and shoved him off the chair he was sitting on.

“Ignore your father and go play now!” Both kids, giggling and whispering to themselves, got up and ran out of the room. You instantly turned on Hidan and glared at him. “The fuck was that?!”

“I was trying to fucking explain it to them!” Hidan yelled back at you. You then, less than politely, explained to him that it was not the correct way to go and that he was never to be involved in the children's life lessons ever again. He was quite alright with that.

Kakuzu

Kristina had walked in on you and Kakuzu having sex, and now she won't stop asking questions about it. So, you had to sit her down and discuss it with her, however, Kakuzu bowed out and decided to go on a bounty hunt. So, that left you to deal with your overly curious daughter.

“Ask me anything that you want to know.” You started by saying. You had no idea that she'd have as many questions as she had.

“Why do you and dad have sex? What is sex? Can I have a baby sister or brother? Where do babies come from even?”

“Oh, okay then... Let's start with question one. Your father and I have sex because we love each other. Sex is when two people who love each other get together and join. You can have a sibling one day, just not today and babies come from sex.” You explained, hoping to get all of her questions answered as fast as possible.

“How does sex work?” To her question, you paused for a moment. You weren't sure if you wanted to actually tell her the whole truth or not, but eventually, you decided to just tell her.

“The man puts his private parts into the woman's private parts.”

“So dad has a different part than we do?”

“Yes, he does.”

“I see...”

“Any other questions?”

“Nope!”

“Alright then, go play.” Kristina nodded her head and then ran off. That was a lot easier than you'd imagined it'd be.

Tobi

Obito and you had been caught with your clothes off. Leaving Dexter confused and with a lot of questions. So, once you two got your clothes back on, you and Obito sat down to answer your child's questions.

“First question, why do you two have different parts?” Dexter asked immediately as soon as you and Obito sat down together.

“Men and women have different private parts,” Obito explained simply.

“Second question, what were you two doing?” You were beginning to wonder how many questions this kid had for you two.

“Having sex. Sex is when two people adore each other and get together and show their love for one another.” You explained next.

“Third question, where do babies come from?” That one was random, but you guessed he'd been thinking about it for a little while now.

“From sex.”

“Can I have a baby sister and/or brother?”

“Yes.” Obito answered just as you responded, “No.”

“What?” Your husband questioned. You just shrugged your shoulders. That was a topic for another day.

“Any other questions?” You instantly asked, ignoring Obito's confused look.

“No, not right now.” You nodded your head and then watched as Dexter left the room. He was a different kind of child, but that made you happy.

“Now, why won't we have another child?” You sighed as Obito asked that question. You were not prepared for such a topic yet. So you decided to just run out of the room.

Kisame

Alexander had a little girl in his class that told him some things about sex. They even showed each other their private parts, so now, you were forced to explain to him all about sex and gender and stuff like that. So, you and Kisame sat down your child and began a painful explanation.

“What is sex? Where do babies come from? Why do girls and boys have different parts?” Alexander began to ask questions as soon as we all sat down to have this discussion.

“Sex is when two people get naked and put their private parts together in a specific way. That specific way is when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina. Men can also have sex with men and women can have sex with women. It just goes a little differently.” Kisame explained, completely calmly.

“Babies come from sex. Only when two adults love each other very much and are married can they have a child.” You explained next to Alexander. “Any other questions?”

“When will you two have another child?” Alexander questioned instantly. You looked at Kisame for help for that one.

“Eventually.” Kisame ended up saying. You just nodded your head, accepting that as a good answer.

“How about now?”

“Um, no. Not right now.” You responded immediately. You were not ready for another child quite yet.

“We'll see...” With that creepy statement out there, Alexander left the room.

“The hell did that mean?” You questioned looking over at your husband who looked just as freaked out as you did. You weren't sure if everything went alright, but for now, it was fine.

Madara

For their age, the girls were all fairly mature. So, when they came home asking about penises, sex, and babies, you and Madara weren't as shocked as you could have been. You and he had been planning on talking with them anyway, so it was alright. You two were prepared. So, you sat the girls down after they did their homework and opened up the table for questions. First was Eclipse.

“What's a penis?” Eclipse asked innocently. She looked to Madara for the answer. So, he was forced to respond.

“It's the man's private part.” Madara simply responded hoping that would be the end of that topic. Eclipse just nodded her head and seemed to accept that as a good enough answer. Next was Adrien's question.

“What is sex?” Adrien looked to you for the explanation.

“Sex is when two people who love each other, get together. The man puts his penis into the woman's vagina.” You explained, even though you really didn't want to. Adrien just nodded her head and accepted that. So, there was one final question and it was Arcadia's.

“Where do babies come from?” Arcadia looked at both of you, but Madara answered.

“Sex.” Arcadia seemed to take that as an okay response, but she didn't look happy about Madara's one-word answer.

“Can you give us another sibling? A brother, preferably?” Eclipse asked this time.

“Hell no.” You responded instantly. Madara just shook his head.

“Yes.” Madara decided for you apparently. So you just got up and left the room. You would discuss that with him at a later date.

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62. Catching the Parents Having Alone Time

Pein

You and Pein were all alone after letting Elliot go bother Konan. She was slightly willing to take the kid, but still, she didn't like to deal with him all that much. So you guys had a limited time to do whatever you wanted. So, you both quickly began to make out with each other. It was getting a little heated when you heard your bedroom door open.

“What are you two doing?” The little scared voice was Elliot. “Why are you attacking dad?”

“I'm not... what?” You were a little confused at to why he'd instantly go to that you were hurting Pein. “We were just showing our love for each other, that's all.” You were a little embarrassed to have Elliot catch you both in such a situation.

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, son. Also, next time, knock before you enter our room.” Pein spoke for you. Elliot just nodded his head and left the room, leaving you two to sigh. The mood was ruined now.

“Wanna play a board game?” You question suddenly, causing Pein to nearly burst out into laughter. However, that was out of character for him, so he just slowly nodded his head.

“Very well. What game?” It wasn't originally what the two of you wanted to do, but it was good enough to just spend some quality time with your husband.

Zetsu

You and Zetsu had just laid Danny and Sammy down and they'd just fallen asleep. You were eager to get into your bed and go to sleep as well, however, Zetsu had other ideas. As soon as you two were in your room, Zetsu's hands were on you.

“Let's make another baby.” White Zetsu whispered to you. “Let's not.” Black Zetsu then responded as a grumble.

“I agree with the darker half of you. Let's not, not today at least but we can practice.”

“Yuck.” Black Zetsu grumbled even further, however, he was ignored as you and Zetsu began to feel up each other. As your clothing slowly began to come off, you heard snickering from the doorway. Both you and Zetsu spun around to see both Danny and Sammy there watching you two.

“Oh my!” You instantly hid behind Zetsu with embarrassment as Zetsu began to yell at your children.

“What are you two doing?! I was about to finally have some fun!n Don't you want a little brother or sister?!”

“Zetsu!” You scolded instantly. You shoved him out of the room making Danny and Sammy get pushed backward. “There won't be any fun tonight. Take care of the children that we currently have!” You huffed and slammed the door. You were so far out of the mood that you just went right to sleep.

Sasori

You and Sasori pawned off Tara and Dahlia onto Deidara. It probably wasn't the best idea, but you two wanted some alone time together. Said alone time was making out with each other and getting all touchy. It was nice to finally get some time with your husband, however, it was short-lived as you began to hear someone gagging. You two slowly turned around to see Deidara and your children. It was Deidara making the noises.

“Can you two not? That's seriously disgusting, hm.” Deidara spoke up instantly with the children making faces at you two.

“Dad, why are you all over-” Tara was stopped by Dahlia speaking up louder.

“You two were fucking!” Every adult was shocked at Dahlia's words.

“You've spent too much time with Uncle Hidan!” You instantly yelled out angrily.

“Yeah, that was horrifying, hm.”

“You all are testing my patience. Why are you here with the children?” Sasori's voice broke out, causing everyone else to fall silent.

“They were hungry and I don't know how to feed them, hm.” Deidara simply responded. Sasori's only response was to throw a lamp at him.

“Get out!”

“Hey! Don't throw our lamp, how many times do I have to tell that to you!” You yelled at your husband. Thankfully, Deidara had caught it instead of letting it hit the floor and shatter. Well, something did shatter and it was your will to do anything sexy with your man. So you just sighed and took your children's hands to lead them to the kitchen to feed them.

Itachi

You and Itachi finally managed to get Serenity to fall asleep after about a half-hour of reading her a bedtime story. Thankfully, she finally gave up and fell asleep after putting up a fight. You and Itachi were thankful because it had been a few weeks since you and he had any physical contact. So, as soon as the two of you closed your bedroom door, you both were attached to each other and your lips were locked. Clothing began to fall away next, however, the creaking of the door stopped you from removing Itachi's pants. You both turned to look at your precious little girl, awake and watching both of you.

“Serenity, weren't you just asleep?” You hesitantly questioned hoping that she'd just go away.

“What are you and daddy doing?” She responded, completely ignoring your question. “I heard from a friend at school that parents have sex when they are alone. Is that what you're doing?” Your face instantly turned red and panic began to set in. You weren't sure how to respond to your child, but Itachi seemed to know as he stepped up and spoke.

“This is all a dream. Just go back to bed. You won't remember this in the morning.”

“Okay...” Serenity spun around and headed back to her bedroom.

“You just mind fucked our child!” You gasped out to your husband. He just softly smiled at you.

“She'll be fine. There are more pressing matters to tend to currently.” You knew that look in his eyes. Things were about to go down.

Deidara

You and Deidara gave Nova to Sasori for the day. Terrible idea really. He had zero patience for the child, but you and Deidara needed alone time. So Sasori had to deal with it. So, you two raced to your bedroom and threw off all your clothing. As soon as you two hopped into bed and covered up, the door flew open.

“Ah!” You screamed out, completely caught off guard. You held the covers up to hide your parts and looked to see who opened the door. It was Sasori with Nova in his arms.

“Take this demon child. If you don't I will turn her into a puppet.” Sasori's threat was real.

“We're kind of naked right now, just leave Nova there and we'll take care of her.” To your words, Sasori literally dropped the child on the ground, resulting in her screaming out and beginning to cry. The redheaded man just walked away, annoyed.

“Nova, it'll be okay. I'm coming.” You muttered as you climbed out of bed but were stopped by Deidara's words.

“I wish I was coming, hm.” You instantly smacked Deidara with a pillow.

“Shut up!”

“What's that mean?” Nova then questioned, horrifying you. You sputtered out a fake response and then began to put your clothes back on. As soon as your clothes were back on, you picked up your child and headed out of the room to leave Deidara to himself.

Hidan

Sarah and Justin were given to Kakuzu for the day. They were going to help Kakuzu count money. You hoped it'd go well and give you the ability to have some fun with your husband. So, while you two had the chance, you two stripped down and got to it. However, the door suddenly slid open and a voice could be heard coming through the crack.

“Daddy...” A sniffle could be heard with the small cry from your daughter. Both of you instantly separated and began to search for your clothes. You both got dressed before opening the door to find not only Sarah but Justin as well. Both of them were crying.

“What happened?” You softly questioned however, you heard loud thumps approaching. It was Kakuzu.

“Your brats stole my money!” Kakuzu roared out, causing Hidan to stand in front of us.

“Kakuzu, you made my children cry, what the fuck?!”

“They started it!”

“What? Are you some child now, you 90-something-year-old fuck?!”

“Both of you stop it! You're making the children more upset!” You yelled out instantly in your best parent voice. Both Sarah and Justin were sobbing into your chest.

“Yeah, and you also ruined out fucking sexy time!”

“Seriously Hidan, that's what you're most upset about?!” You and he descended into arguing with each other. Kakuzu eventually walked away, having been done with the situation.

“Dad, what is sexy time?” Justin questioned, breaking the two of you apart from your arguing.

“It's when I put my-”

“HIDAN!” You instantly smacked him to shut him up.

“What?!”

“It's not time to tell the children about that yet!” Well, now that your “sexy time” was officially ruined, you took to make sure that your children were okay. You knew that Kakuzu probably wouldn't physically hurt them, but you couldn't be too careful. This would be the last time you leave them with Kakuzu, probably.

Kakuzu

You and Kakuzu, for some reason, gave Kristina to Tobi for a few hours. You would give her to Hidan, but last time she learned some interesting words, so Tobi was the best choice. So, now that you two were alone, you decided to make your moves on your husband. You began to kiss him and touch all over him as he just allowed you to do whatever you wanted. Things began to get a little steamy when the door was knocked on.

“What do you want?” Kakuzu growled out, as he was extremely annoyed for the situation to get interrupted. Taking that as an okay to open the door, the door opened to reveal Tobi and Kristina there. Instantly, you and Kakuzu separated, causing you to fall off the bed.

“Tobi wants to know what you two were doing...” Tobi hesitantly questioned. You glared up at him from your place on the ground. Tobi suddenly gasped out. “You two were doing something naughty!”

“What does 'naughty' mean?” Kristina questioned simply.

“Tobi knows what it means! It means they were going to give you a sibling!”

“Really!?” Kristina lit up and instantly began to ask questions that she shouldn't be asking. “Can I watch you two give me a sibling?!”

“No!” Both you and Kakuzu instantly stated, causing the little girl to begin to cry.

“Come on, Kristina. Tobi wants to play a game!” Tobi then dragged the girl away from the situation.

“Well... shall we continue giving our daughter a sibling?” Kakuzu questioned surprisingly teasingly. You just sighed and shook your head. You were no longer in the mood and you were pretty sure you had a concussion now due to the fall off the bed.

Tobi

You and Tobi finally got Dexter to fall asleep. It took forever, but the wait was for a good reason. It'd been seemingly forever since you last lied with Tobi, so you two were going to take advantage of the alone time. As soon as you were assured that he was sleeping, you and Tobi made your way to your room and got into bed together. The mask came off of Tobi and be became Obito. There in bed, you two began making out passionately. Hands wandered all over and places got touched that hasn't been touched in a while. Unfortunately, a loud scream from your child's room stopped everything. Worried about Dexter, both you and Obito made your way to his room.

“What's wrong, Dexter?” You questioned instantly as soon as the door was open. He was pointing to the corner and was crying.

“The man in red told me he was going to murder me!” Dexter cried out loudly.

“What man?” Obito instantly demanded, worried. Dexter just kept pointing and crying. So, Obito went over to check the corner, finding no man.

“Come on, let's sleep with us in our room tonight, okay?” You question as you picked Dexter up. He just nodded his head and held onto you tightly. The fun times were ruined, but at least you could be there for your precious child.

Kisame

You and Kisame gave Alexander to Itachi for the day. It would give you two plenty of time to get together and make some babies. Not really, as neither of you was ready to have another child, but that wasn't going to stop you two from practicing the act of baby-making. So, now that the two of you were alone, Kisame pushed you against the wall and began to make out with you. It was forceful yet passionate. It made your heart burst with excitement. However, the excitement was ruined by Alexander bursting into the room.

“You two are having sex, aren't you?!” Alexander yelled as soon as he got into the room. Itachi was right behind him.

“I apologize, Hidan told him something and I couldn't stop him,” Itachi spoke as soon as he entered the room. He grabbed Alexander, left the room and closed the door. Both you and Kisame hadn't moved at all or anything. You both were just frozen with shock.

“Shall we continue?” Kisame questioned after a moment of confused and shocked silence.

“We might as well. We'll have to give Alexander the talk later though.”

“Fun...” The thought of that wasn't fun, however, the activities you two began to partake in, were quite fun after all. Thankfully you two weren't interrupted again during the best parts. So you finally managed to have some fun of your own.

Madara

You and Madara took the kids to the park and left them there for the day. You knew they were mature enough to not get kidnapped or murdered, so it would be fine. They'd eventually make their way back home, hopefully. If not, you'd go searching for them later. However, first, it was some alone time.

“What do you want me to do to you?” Madara whispered in your ear as you two removed all your clothing and climbed under the covers. You were about to answer when you heard whispering from the window next to your bed. You and Madara both turned to look, only to see your three children standing there somehow.

“They spotted us!” Adrien cried out as she then fell from the window, taking her sisters down with her. A chorus of cries could be heard and you and Madara sighed.

“We should go help them, shouldn't we?” To your question, Madara looked you right in the eyes and responded simply.

“Do we have to?” You smacked him and got out from under him. You put your clothes back on and headed outside where your three daughters were just sitting there, bloody and bruised from the fall.

“How did you three get up there anyway?” You didn't expect an answer as you picked your children up and took them back inside. You really wished they'd stayed at the park, but at least they weren't too hurt from the fall. Just a bit shook up. You wondered though, what were they whispering about and how much did they see?

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61. First Swear Words

Pein

Elliot – Son of a Bitch

Zetsu

Danny - Bastard

Sammy - Cunt

Sasori

Tara - Bitch

Dahlia - Fuckface

Itachi

Serenity - Fuck

Deidara

Nova - Hell

Hidan

Sarah - Fuck

Justin - Dammit

Kakuzu

Kristina - Bastard

Tobi

Dexter - Shit

Kisame

Alexander - Cunt

Madara

Eclipse - Shit

Adrien - Fuck

Arcadia – God Dammit

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60. When the Kids Get Hurt

Pein You were minding your own business as you read a book in the living room when suddenly, you heard a loud thump. Immediately after a loud grunt came, causing you to instantly get up. You quickly headed to where the sounds were only to see Elliot sitting on the ground. “What happened?” You were worried as soon as you saw your son. Both his knees were bloody and he was unusually quiet. “I fell.” Came his much too simple response. He wasn't crying and he didn't even look upset, making you even more worried. “Well come on, let's go get you cleaned up.” You helped him up and took him to a bathroom to wash off the blood and treat his bruising knees. He didn't seem to care at all during the whole process. You weren't sure if it was him being brave and tough or something else. All you knew was he'd walk a lot slower in the halls from now on. Zetsu You were watering our flowers when you heard two voices screaming. Followed by that were footsteps moving quickly towards you. “Bees!” Came the terrified scream of Danny. His brother and he were running from an area you told them to not go in, due to the bees that were there. “What's going on?” You questioned as they approached. However, you saw the bees flying after them angrily. Just as you saw them, Sammy slipped and fell on the gravel pathway, taking his brother down with him. Your parental instincts took over and you scooped up the twins and ran into the hideout, safely avoiding the bees. “Are you two okay?” “I got stung!” Danny cried out as he began to sob uncontrollably. “When I fell I got my hand hurt!” Both boys were not crying and holding out their injured hands to you. You, of course, instantly moved into action and began to treat both the bee sting and the scraped hand. You were sure they'd now listen to you and not go where you tell them to not go. Too bad they had to learn their lesson the hard way. Sasori You were doing arts and crafts with your twin daughters. It was all going great until Tara cried out in pain. “What happened?” You questioned, becoming worried instantly. “I got a paper cut.” She quickly hid her pain, but the grimace on her face was still visible. “Dahlia, go get her a band-aid.” The young girl instantly jumped up, happy to help. “Okay!” The younger twin ran off a little too quickly and slammed right into a wall. She did so because she slid due to the socks she was wearing. “Oh Dahlia, are you okay?” “I'm good!” She smiled and ran off, continuing her journey to get a band-aid. You were surprised by how different your children reacted to being hurt. It honestly surprised you, but at least you knew how exactly they'd react now. It'd help go the next time they got hurt. Itachi You were playing a game with Serenity when she realized she had to go to the bathroom, which was up some stairs. She was good going up them, but as she came back down them she tripped. It was the last three steps when she came tumbling down. “Ow!” Serenity instantly screamed out and began to cry. You ran to her instantly and checked her over for injuries. “Are you okay?” You were extremely worried now. However, serenity had no visible cuts or broken bones, just a few bruises forming already. “It hurts everywhere!” She was hard to understand through her cries, but you eventually realized what she had said. You knew she was probably exaggerating, but you just let her do so. “Let's get you some ice.” You held her as you walked to the kitchen to get ice. You felt bad that she fell, but you were sure she'd not run down the stairs again. Deidara Nova was beginning to learn how to blow stuff up outside the hideout. Usually, it was with her father, but this time you were supervising over her. Even so, with the supervision, there could still be an accident, so you were prepared for that, and of course, an accident just had to happen to Nova. She was blowing up a little butterfly she made from detonating clay and ended up standing a little too close to the explosion. Her hands got a little burned, but nothing too serious. Even so, she began to cry immediately. “Oh sweetie, come here. Let's go get those burns treated right away.” You gently picked up your daughter and carried her into the hideout. You felt horrible that she got burned, but you knew it taught her a lesson about standing too close. You had a feeling that next time she blew something up, she'd be much further away from it, and would be more conscious of the explosion and what it could really do to someone. Hidan You and your children were sharpening your weapons and a few kitchen knives. They'd grown dull due to your many rituals. It wasn't really safe to allow kids to help sharpen the weapons, but you all were immortal, so you figured it was fine. Until Sarah's hand slipped and she dropped one of the kitchen knives. It landed in her right thigh, causing her to gasp as blood began to ooze out. “Oh my...” That was all you could say and do before Justin's hand also slipped, or maybe he did it on purpose. His knife from the kitchen ended up going through his left thigh. Which caused him to gasp as well. “Are you two alright?” “I'm good!” Sarah cheered happily. It was like she was fully okay with being stabbed. Justin, however, put a fake smile on his face. “I'm... good too!” It was clearly a lie, but you chose to not call him out on it for now. He wanted to try and act tough in front of his older sister. You knew he was a little bothered by the pain, as he was always a little hesitant to hurt himself in the rituals. Kakuzu You and Kristina were helping Kakuzu count his money from his latest bounty. It took a little longer, but he enjoyed spending time with the two of you like this. It all was going well until Kristina cried out in pain. Both of you turned to her to see her holding her hand to her chest as she began to cry. “Oh, honey, what happened?” You went to her side to comfort her instantly. “I got a paper cut from the money!” She wailed out through her tears. “She didn't get blood on my money, did she?” You glared at Kakuzu, making him immediately change his words. “I mean, I'm sorry my money hurt you.” That helped nothing, causing you to comfort the child all alone. You had a feeling she wouldn't be helping out with the money from now on. She seemed to hate the money with the way she glared at it. Tobi You and Dexter were eating dinner. It was peacefully quiet and it was all going well. Until Dexter was left with only carrots on his plate. He decided to eat them with his fingers, which is what led to the trouble. He wasn't paying attention to where his fingers were and ended up biting his thumb and pointer finger. Immediately, he cried out in pain and began to sob while holding out his hurt hand to you. “It hurts! Fix it please!” Dexter cried out, clearly thinking you could work some magic and take away his pain or something. “Oh dear, I'm sorry you bit yourself. It's okay though. The pain will go away soon.” You tried to explain that to him, but he continued to cry. You knew he'd pay more attention and not bite himself next time he ate carrots. If he'd ever do so again after they caused him such pain. Kisame You were swimming with your son when he decided to get out a bit before you. That is where he made the bad decision to run by the side of the pool, which caused him to end up slipping and falling on his butt. “Ouch!” Alexander cried out in pain but got right back up anyway. “Are you alright?” You asked as you got out of the pool as well. “I'm...okay.” You could tell he was lying by the look of pain on his face. “Come here.” You slowly walked to him and hugged him to try to take away the pain from the boy. It helped a little but you knew he was still in pain. You felt terrible that he was hurt, but there was a bright side to this pain he now felt. Even though he got hurt, you were glad he learned his lesson about running around the pool. Madara The four of you, your triplets and yourself, were out at the park nearby. It was getting late, so it was time to walk home. The girls were holding hands as they walked, which wasn't the best idea. All of the sudden, all three of them tripped, sending them all to the ground. A chorus of groans was heard before some crying began. You quickly went and checked them for injuries. “Who's hurt and where?” You asked over Arcadia's crying. “My left hand got scraped up,” Eclipse noted in her usual uncaring way. “My left knee got cut.” Came Adrien's calmish response. She seemed to be hiding her pain. Arcadia only responded to your question by raising her right elbow which was scraped up. She was now sobbing and being consoled by her sisters. “Come on girls, let's get home and patch you up.” You held Arcadia's hand on the way home to help her feel better. Due to all of the pain, they all felt currently, you had a feeling they'd not do that whole thing ever again.

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59. Kids See Parents Kissing

Pein It was just another early morning, but this time you all were in a rush. You'd woken up late, meaning your whole family woke up late. So, you all were hurrying up and rushing to get out the door. “We'll see you later Pein. Have a good day at work.” You then kissed him goodbye, right in front of Elliot, which you didn't normally do. “Ew, that's gross, don't do that here where I can see!” Elliot cringed with disgust, causing you to laugh a bit. “You have a good day too _____.” Pein ignored his child and kissed you this time. “Ew! Dad!” Pein couldn't help but smile as he walked out the door, surprising you and your son. “You two scare me.” “Oh hush and go get ready.” You couldn't help but chuckle at your son. You knew he meant no harm, so it was all fine. Zetsu Zetsu was about to head out on a mission. It would be a long one and he wouldn't be able to keep in contact. So, you and your children were all at the entryway saying goodbye to your husband. “We'll see you later _____, Danny, Sammy,” Zetsu spoke as he approached you. “Be careful.” You mumbled as you leaned over and kissed your husband on the lips. “Oh god, that's gross!” Danny grumbled as he pretended to throw up. “Stop it Dan! It's sweet they love each other and can show it.” Sammy defended, pushing his brother. “I agree with Danny. It's disgusting.” Black Zetsu muttered, clearly annoyed with the show of affection. “Now now, no fighting before your father leaves.” You spoke to your children and then looked to Zetsu. “And you hush up.” You told Black Zetsu. You kissed him again just to annoy the dark half and your one son. It was adorable how they reacted, so you couldn't help but tease them. Sasori Sasori had just gotten home from a long mission. You and the kids were all waiting for him to return and as soon as he walked through the door, you threw your arms around him. “I missed you Sasori!” You spoke excitedly as you hugged him. He wrapped his arms around you in return before you leaned back to smile at him. The two of you kissed and instantly heard two voices pretended to gag. “That's gross and vile, don't do that in front of us.” It was Tara who'd spoken up first. “Yeah, don't do that where we can see it!” Dahlia spoke next, just as annoyed as her sister. “Oh? You mean don't kiss your father?” Two heads nodded, causing you to just chuckle and shake your head. You weren't surprised by them as they've complained about it before. You'd just ignore their complaints and kiss your husband as you wanted to anyway. Itachi It was just another day for you and your family. The three of you were all lounging around in the living room when a sudden urge to kiss your husband came to you. “Hey 'tachi?” You questioned as you looked over at him. “What is it _____?” He turned to look at you, giving you your opening to kiss him. So, you did. You pressed your lips on his lips happily. He reciprocated the action and happily kissed you back. You two split apart, only due to the sudden laughter you began to hear. “Huh?” The two of you looked over at your young daughter who was laughing. “Serenity? Why are you laughing?” “I don't know. Seeing you kiss daddy was just so funny to me!” You and Itachi were confused, but let her just chuckle to herself. She made no sense, but she was adorable, so it was okay. Deidara Deidara was working in his workshop all day. He hadn't come out once, so you and Nova decided to go and visit with him, to force him to take a break. “Hey Dei, how are you doing?” You asked as you and your daughter entered Deidara's workshop. “Better now... come over here.” You followed his command and approached him. He pulled you to him and pressed his lips against yours. You kissed him back but quickly pushed him away. “Not in front of Nova.” Your face was red and you spoke hesitantly. You weren't used to showing much affection in front of your child. “It's okay. I think daddy kissing you is cute and sweet.” Nova smiled brightly as she spoke. “It's nice to see how much my parents love each other.” It was the sweetest thing you'd ever heard from her, causing your hearts to warm up. Your child was so precious. Hidan You've kissed Hidan in front of Sarah and Justin a few times, and each time they've reacted the same. Sarah found the show of affection cute while her brother found it hilarious. “Daddy kissing you is so adorable!” That was Sarah's opinion as her younger brother just laughed. He always did that and at first, it was concerning but now you found it cute. “Daddy kissing you makes me laugh!” Justin simply spoke between his laughter. “How come?” Hidan was confused and wanted clarification. He asked the same thing each time when Justin laughed but always got the same answer. No matter what, Justin responded the same way. “It's just funny?” The young boy seemed as confused as his father. Even so, no matter how your children reacted, they meant no harm, so everything was all good. You hoped that one day you'd find out why Justin found kissing so funny. Kakuzu You and Kakuzu were in the kitchen chatting when Kristina entered the room. You two were mid-conversation when she suddenly spoke up, interrupting your sentence. “You two should kiss. I've never seen it before.” Kristina spoke up, startling the two of you. “I don't know why you want to see that, but okay?” You were hesitant, but pulled down Kakuzu's mask and kissed him. He kissed you back, which surprised you, making you smile into the kiss. “Okay, that's enough. So gross.” The young girl then fled the room, leaving you both even more confused. “I wonder what that was all about?” You looked to your husband in confusion. “Who knows. She takes after your weirdness.” With those words, Kakuzu so left the room, leaving you behind to pout to yourself. You knew that neither your husband, or your child meant any ill-will, so it was okay. Tobi Due to his mask, you didn't kiss Tobi often. So when you two were alone, you enjoyed your time by kissing each other, among other things if the time was right. This was one of your more appropriate alone times. Tobi and you were sitting on the couch as you kissed and occasionally took a break to chat with each other about something random. You two you sitting there, minding your own business and enjoying your time together when suddenly, you began to hear laughter. The two of you looked over to see Dexter standing there in the entryway, laughing. However, before you could question him, he ran off. “What a strange boy,” Tobi muttered quietly. He didn't mean it in any bad way of course. “He's definitely your son.” You retorted with a teasing smile on your face. Tobi just smiled back, knowing that Dexter was indeed taking after his more childlike persona.   Kisame “Hey Ki, come over here!” You saw him passing the living room door and decided to call out to him. “What is it?” He entered the room and approached you and your son. The two of you were watching TV as you sat on the couch. “I want a kiss.” You smiled and was thrilled when he, indeed, leaned down to kiss you. You two kissed until Alexander came between you two and pushed you guys apart. “No that's disgusting. Don't do that.” Alexander snapped angrily before storming out of the room. At first, neither you nor your husband knew what to say. “Okay?” You and Kisame were shocked, but let it go for now. You guys figured he'd get over it as he grew older. Even so, for now, you two would avoid kissing around him. You knew he would get over it one day, well you hoped so at least. Madara You and Madara frequently kissed in front of your three girls. So this time you did so, was no different than any other time. The girls reacted the same no matter what. “Dad, can you not do that while I'm eating?” It was Adrien who was grossed out over the action. “Oh stop it. It's cute. It's a show of affection, so we should be happy our parents love each other so much.” Eclipse defended, as she smiled at her parents. Arcadia nodded her head as if to agree with her oldest sister, but she laughed as she did so. “Sure Eclipse, but it's more funny than anything.” That was Arcadia's simple thought on the matter. “You three have such different opinions...” You were almost surprised each time by how different the triplets were. Even so, their reactions were adorable and you were okay with how each girl felt since none of them meant any harm.

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58. Kids' Nicknames

Pein

Elliot's is Eli

Zetsu

Danny's is Dan

Sammy's is Sam

Sasori

Tara's is Tar

Dahlia's is Dally

Itachi

Serenity's is Seren

Deidara

Super Nova's is Nova/Nov

Hidan

Sarah's is Sare

Justin's is Tin Tin

Kakuzu

Kristina's is Tina

Tobi

Dexter's is Dex

Kisame

Alexander's is Xander

Madara

Eclipse's is Luna

Adrien's is Ade

Arcadia's is Arc

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57. When The Kids Get Lost

You, your husband and your child/children were all out at the market together. It was all going well until you looked down and realized that your child/children were gone. Pein “Pein... Elliot is gone!” You looked around to check, but you saw your son nowhere. Panic instantly took over and you were going to start full-blown panicking until Pein took your hand. “Calm down _____. I'll have my other bodies look for him now. They'll find him.” Pein's words were surprisingly gentle and succeed in calming you down. You put your trust in Pein and allowed him to pull you along with him so the two of you could search too. However, that didn't last long as Pein got word from his other bodies that Elliot had been found. So, you and Pein instantly made your way to the location, which was a park. “Elliot! Why did you run off?” You demanded angrily as you approached your son. “I just wanted to play with the other children. I'm sorry.” Elliot was clearly feeling bad, so you decided to not be so angry with him and to not punish him. You'd just keep a better eye on him when you're out next time, and take him to the park every once in a while. Zetsu You looked all around, only to realize you couldn't see Danny or Sammy anywhere. You weren't sure where they were, causing panic to instantly set in. “Zetsu, where are the children? I don't see them at all.” You were shaking at that point, which began to worry Zetsu. Even so, he looked around before closing his eyes. “I can find them. Give me a moment.” It took a little more than just a moment, but eventually, Zetsu's eyes opened. “Come with me.” He took your hand and led you around the marketplace. He guided you to where they sold candy, and sure enough, they were your little boys. “Danny! Sammy!” You ran over to them and hugged them. You were glad but angry. “Don't you two dare run off again. No candy for a week.” “No!” Both boys cried, but you and Zetsu ignored them. You were quite relieved to know they were alright though. You'd hold onto them tighter next time. Sasori Looking around, you realized Tara and Dahlia were nowhere to be seen. “Um Sasori... our children are gone...” You spoke hesitantly and with shock in your voice. You weren't sure what to do now. “They what?” Sasori looked around before sighing. “We don't have time for this. Let's go find them.” Pulling you along with him, Sasori guided you all around the market. It was only when you were beginning to panic did you spot the twins. They were walking with some woman, holding her hands. Instantly, you went over and scooped them up. You hastily informed the woman that they were your children before returning to Sasori's side. “Never go with strangers!” You scolded them immediately and possibly a little too harshly. They cried a bit, so you decided it was enough of a punishment so you just consoled them so you could continue shopping. You'd watch them more closely from now on. Itachi “Itachi, Serenity isn't here anymore.” You were oddly calm about it on the outside. However, on the inside, you were freaking out. “Hm, I see. I'll have my crows search for her.” He was also oddly calm. He instantly summoned the crows and let them fly off to find the young girl. “I hope she's found soon...” “Don't worry, she'll be fine.” He was right of course. After a few minutes, the whole murder of crows returned. They were holding Serenity, much to your horror. Serenity was enjoying it though. She was laughing and having a good time. “Where did you go?” You demanded, slightly angry, but mostly worried. “I wanted a snack.” It was a smile answer from the young girl. “Just ask us next time. Don't disappear, okay?” The girl agreed, but you'd make sure she didn't do that again next time. Deidara “Hey Deidara, where is Nova?” You'd looked all around to find her, but she was gone. It startled you and was causing panic to rise within you. It was clear to see, so it caused Deidara to panic a little too. “Now, now, calm down _____, hm.” Deidara pulled out some clay and made it into a bird. He made it large before pulling you onto it. “Let's fly to see if we can see her, hm.” “Oh my...” You were horrified and not prepared at all to fly through the air. You couldn't look down to try to find your child, instead, you just panicked even more. “I see her, hm!” With that, the bird flew low and landed. “Hey Nova, get over here!” Following her father's command, Nova ran from the swings she was at and climbed onto the clay bird. “Hey there!” Nova smiled happily and bright. Deidara didn't scold her or anything. You wanted to, but you were too stunned. You just made a mental note to hold onto her tighter next time... and to never fly again. Hidan “...Hidan?” You questioned simply as you looked around. “Yeah ____?” “Where are the kids?” The two of you looked around to see no children anywhere. You searched the market around you but still found no children. “Oh my... We lost them...” “I'm sure they'll turn up soon.” Hidan wasn't concerned at all. His laid-back attitude calmed you down as well. Your kids were immortal after all and they had weapons on them. So they should be fine. About an hour later, Kakuzu showed up in the market and headed straight for you and your husband. He looked quite annoyed and had your twins with him. “I found these climbing a tree. I believe they are yours?” Kakuzu handed Sarah and Justin over to you before angrily leaving. Even though they were safe, you still scolded them and made a note to keep them on leashes if necessary next time. Kakuzu “Kuzu! Kristina is gone!” Full panic took over you as you began to look around to see if you could see your child anywhere. “Calm down. I have an idea where she went.” Kakuzu walked off then, leaving you to follow him. You trusted he knew where he was going. You were scared for your daughter's safety. Kakuzu led you to a part of the market that was all clothing. He specifically led you to where the younger clothes were and sure enough, Kristina was there. She was looking at another sundress that she wanted. “Kristina! Why did you run off?” You questioned as you approached the girl. “Sorry, I just wanted to look at the pretty dresses.” “You can't have any of them anyway.” Kakuzu harshly responded causing the girl to pout. You ignored her pouting and made sure that you would watch her better from then on. Tobi You were startled to look around and not see Dexter anywhere. The freaking out began to set in as you realized he was actually gone. “Tobi, our son is lost. Do you have any idea where he went?” Your panic began to take over as you spoke. “No, but I'll look around.” With that, Tobi faded away to go searching. You remained where you were, panicking and shaking. Thankfully, it only took a few minutes for Tobi to return. He had Dexter with him. “Where was he?” You asked as you took your child from your husband. “Trying to get a bunch of candy,” Tobi responded calmly, but with annoyance hidden deep in there. “Well guess who gets no candy now?” Dexter whined about it, but he knew he'd done something wrong. After this incident, you made sure to hold onto him better next time to ensure he never gets lost again. Kisame You instantly realized your child had gotten lost somehow, causing all sorts of emotions to hit you. “Kisame, have you seen our son? Where is Alexander?” “I have no clue.” Both of you were shocked that he'd gone missing. So, you two split up and looked all around the marketplace for him. Unfortunately, there was no trace of him anywhere. Leaving you two to meet back up just outside of the market. “What are we going to do? Our son is gone.” You were starting to panic now. However, before Kisame could even respond to you, Itachi appeared. In his arms was your son, asleep. “I spotted him laying in a tree just outside of the hideout.” Was all the Uchiha said as he handed your son to your husband. “Thank you.” You were relieved to have your son back again. When he woke up, you planned on scolding him for not only disappearing but for climbing a tree without supervision. Madara “Oh...Where did they go?” You were surprised to find that all three girls were missing. “What?” “Our children are gone.” You were worried, but for the sake of others, not your children. They had a habit of getting into trouble and hurting others when you weren't around them. “Come on, let's go find them.” Madara had an idea where they could possibly be. So he took your hand and pulled you along with him. He led you to the weapons part of the market. There were your children, all holding weapons. Eclipse had a double-headed battle ax, Adrien had a katana and Arcadia had throwing stars. “Oh no!” You quickly rushed over to take the weapons away from the insane children. While Madara was just laughing at the sight of his kids with weapons. Ignoring him, you thoroughly scolded them and planned to tie them to you next time to ensure they never got lost again.

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56. Making Up Again

Pein Pein hadn't been home since the fight you had with him. He wanted to give you time to calm down before returning and making up with you. You were surprised to see Pein walk through the door with a bouquet of flowers. You were no longer angry, so you were glad to see him. “_____, I want to apologize for my lack of being home. I got far too caught up in work.” Pein spoke softly as he approached you. “It's okay. Elliot and I understand.” “No, it isn't alright. I want to make it up to you and to our son. I'll try to be more present in your lives.” You instantly hugged him, being careful to not hurt the flowers, of course. “I missed you. Let's not fight again.” “I agree, and I missed you as well. How about we go on a vacation?” “That would be lovely, but can you leave work for so long to actually go on one?” “For you and Elliot, I'll do whatever I need to do. I want to do this, for us.” “Well then, I guess let's go on a vacation!” You couldn't help but happily chuckle while Pein wrapped his arms around you. It was amazing to be back in his arms. Zetsu Zetsu left the home for a day before returning. He knew he was in the wrong and knew he needed to suck up his pride and apologize. Not only to Danny and Sammy, but to you as well. Hesitantly, he approached the three of you while you were all in the kitchen eating. As soon as the boys saw Zetsu, they ran and hid behind you. It was clear they were still upset with their father. “_____, Danny, Sammy, I am... We are deeply sorry for what we said.” White Zetsu explained calmly. “Is Black Zetsu sorry?” You responded immediately. “I am... I was angry and should never have said such a thing. It was a terrible mistake.” Black Zetsu spoke, slowly walking to the three of you. “Danny was mean, but if he's sorry, we'll forgive him, right?” Danny muttered as he looked to his younger twin. “Of course. Daddy can be forgiven!” Sammy exclaimed happily. The two boys ran to Zetsu and hugged him. “Daddy, we missed you!” “We missed you too... thank you for forgiving us.” White Zetsu spoke as he picked up his children to hug them. You knew there was still some hurt, but it would be okay in the end. Sasori Sasori avoided you the rest of that day to allow you to calm down. He did, however, plan to confront you later on that night. He didn't like you being angry with him, nor did he have the patience to deal with it. It was also going to affect the children, so Sasori wanted to handle your fight as soon as possible. “_____...” Sasori was surprisingly hesitant as he approached you in your bedroom. He wasn't sure if you were still upset, but he knew it was time to talk anyway. “What do you want? I told you to not-” “I know, but we need to talk... I mean, I need to apologize.” “You? You want to apologize? Wow, I'm surprised.” “Don't push it.” “Sasori.” You smiled at him as you waited. “I'm... sorry for my actions. I should not have turned your friend into a puppet. I'll stop turning the people you know into puppets.” “That's all I ask, thank you.” Your smile grew as you opened your arms to your husband. “You did well, now come hug me.” He made a face but walked into your arms anyway. You were glad to have that argument pass and to have your lover be back with you. He, too, was glad to have you not angry any longer. Itachi Itachi immediately went after you. He caught up to you instantly and wrapped his arms around you. He couldn't stand your upset and crying face. “Wait _____, I'm sorry.” Itachi began as he turned you to face him. However, you shook your head in response. “No, I'm sorry. I know how hard this is on you. I shouldn't have yelled at you.” “I deserved it. I wasn't taking proper care of myself like I should have been. I'll do better.” “I'll make sure to be more patient with you. I know stress makes it worse.” “Thank you for being here with me _____. you and Serenity give me a reason to live, to keep fighting. Thank you for being by my side.” “Of course. I'll always be by your side. Serenity and I are going nowhere. We'll always be here.” You and Itachi held each other happily. You both were glad to not be fighting any longer. It was always a difficult feeling to be angry with each other, so you two would try your best to avoid any more fights in the future. For the sake of not only the two of you but for your daughter as well. Deidara Deidara didn't come after you right away. It was about an hour later when he'd finally come to find you wherever you'd run off to. He had wanted to let you calm down a bit before going after you. He was worried you would attack him or something, so he knew it was best to leave you be for a bit. When he did come after you, he found you in the kitchen. You were cutting some food for dinner, making him a little nervous. “Hey _____, I wanted to apologize, hm.” “Oh really?” “Yes, I shouldn't have been blowing up random places and killing people only for the sake of art, hm.” “Why are you sorry now?” “Thinking of Nova dying for art made me feel terrible. I love art, but I love Nova and you more, hm.” “I see... well, I'm sorry for being rude towards your art. I know how important it is to you.” “You and Nova are more important. I'll stop blowing things up... for now at least. When I do start up again, I'll be more careful of my explosions, hm.” “Thank you, Deidara.” You were thrilled to have gotten passed your argument with your beloved husband. Hidan Having you so upset with him, Hidan decided to leave you alone for a few days. He genuinely was concerned for his well-being. So while he was gone, he decided to get you a present. Of course, you were not expecting his version of a present. “Hidan, what is that?” The man finally came back home with his present. His “present” was actually a human. Specifically, some random male all tied up. “My 'I'm sorry' present!” He seemed so proud of himself. “I wanted to say I'm sorry to you. So I got you a gift. You can sacrifice him!” “Um... Alright, I guess.” “I am sorry _____.” “I know, it's alright. I got a little too worked up as well. We both let that argument get too crazy.” “Let's sacrifice this guy and have make-up sex!” “Hidan, our children will be home soon... Let's do that the other way around.” “Hell yeah!” “Let's tie this guy up better so he doesn't run away.” The two of you were happy to be past the latest argument. You'd be sure to have better control of the fights in the future so it doesn't go too far next time. Kakuzu Kakuzu's footsteps could be heard following after you instantly. He grabbed your arms to stop you from fleeing away from him. “_____, wait. You know I didn't mean that.” Kakuzu spoke calmly with a hint of concern in his voice. You shook your head and refused to look at him. “_____, please, I didn't mean that. I was just angry.” You still just shook your head. “I don't believe that.” “I'm sorry.” With that, Kakuzu released you and left you all alone, however, he did return an hour later. You were surprised to find him surrounded by groceries and gifts. “What's all this?” “I bought food for us that will last days and some gifts for you and Kristina. They are to show that you both are more important to me than money.” “Kuzu... thank you.” You made your way to hug your husband quickly. You were overjoyed that he showed his feelings rather than just saying them to you. “Again _____, I apologize for my words. I never meant to say money was most important.” “I forgive you, so it's alright now. Let's put all this away so I can see my gifts.” You chuckled and began to help Kakuzu put your groceries away. You were glad to be not fighting with him again. Fighting with Kakuzu always sucked. Tobi After you ran away, you were able to calm down. You realized how out of bounds you both were, so you headed back to where Tobi was still standing. He looked to have calmed down as well and when he saw you, he looked relieved. “_____, I'm sorry for getting so defensive and for not being a proper father to Dexter.” “I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have gotten so angry with you. Tobi is you and I love him just as much as I love you. I never meant to be so angry with either of you.” “I should be a better father to Dexter, no, I will start being a better father. I swear.” “Thank you. That's all I want. Our son needs you and so do I.” “I'm here, even if I'm acting like a child. I love you both so much.” “We love you too.” The two of you hugged. You both were so relieved to be back to normal. You'd make sure to never get so angry with him again, and he'd do the same. Kisame Kisame didn't chase after you, he just let you go to calm yourself down. He knew the both of you needed to calm down before talking again. He was going to wait for a little bit before going after you. The little bit of time turned int two days. You avoided him during those two days. If he tried to speak to you, you'd avoid him. It was so bad that Alexander made a comment to you about avoiding the boy's father. So, figuring it was finally time to talk to Kisame, you went and approached him. He was clearly glad to see you and even though you were angry, you were glad to see him as well. “_____, I am sorry. I understand that I should be home more often. I don't want to miss out on anything with you or Alexander. I don't want my son to miss me.” “So, you'll be home more often?” “Yes, I will be. I will take on fewer jobs and will come home faster. I don't even like being away from you both that much anyway.” “Thank you, Kisame. I know Alexander will appreciate this just as much as I do.” You couldn't help but give your husband a hug. You were so thankful to be past the fight and to not be angry with him any longer. Madara You and Madara avoided each other for the days after your fight. The three of your daughters were concerned but said nothing

to you or Madara. The home was filled with an awkward silence, and it was beginning to hurt. It hurt to avoid your husband and it hurt him to avoid you. So finally, you and Madara sucked it up and went to find each other. Eventually, you came across the other in the living room, so you both just sat down to have your conversation. “Hello _____.” “Hi, Madara...” You both didn't know what to say first for a little bit, but Madara finally decided to speak up. “You should apologize to me.” “You start first.” “...Fine, I apologize for killing someone from our village. I know you asked me not to, but he was a creep.” “I'm sorry for yelling at you and telling you that you're always wrong.” “Are we good now? You know I hate fighting with you.” “Yes Madara, we're good. As long as you stop killing people. Only kill those who do us or mean to do us harm, okay?” “ Of course.” You weren't sure if he meant it or not, but for now, you'd be happy. You and your husband were no longer fighting, so you both could be happy with each other again.