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More people need to use "alas" in their day-to-day conversation. It's such a concise word to convey anything from extreme anguish to mild inconvenience. "It's going to be humid tomorrow, alas." This is a pro-alas propaganda post.

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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I'm going to single handedly promote Tired Beast Thursday until it becomes a thing. Happy Tired Beast Thursday to all who observe

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my piece for @impulsesvzine!

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"depiction is not automatically glorification" can and should coexist with "some depiction is glorification and you need to be able to tell the difference"

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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what if it GETS her though 😥

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I finished reading The Lord of the Rings for the first time in my life. With all of *vague gesture at everything* this going on.

I Am Not Okay

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Men will date a convicted embezzler and say "all women are gold diggers"

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Questions and comments that made campers raise their hand and strain their shoulders and say "oo, oo, oo" today

"Can I go hug my mom?" She works there: yes.

"There is a daddy longlegs" We are outside. They live here.

"What group am I in?" Bro. You know the people you've been following around all day?

"We go to snack after this." Correct. Not a question but okay.

*Receives a piece of paper with words on it* "But I can't read :(" I know bud. It's for your grown-ups, like I said.

"I can read!" Okay so you just wanted to show up that other kid.

"I have two cats." Okay what's happening now.

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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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Matcha Green Tea Shortbread The cookies are buttery, melty, and chock full of the taste of green tea.  They go great with a cup of tea.

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You guys are not ready for what im working on 🤤🤤

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The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.

Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.

Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.