The Almighty (pressed 'Enter' hoping that would do it, but these people expect more from me so, here we go) "Ma Lyf Ma Rulz" "FML" "Akul Rocks" "May Akul bless you" "Suck thyne Cockst" "Boobs DD"
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Why is this the funniest DM I've ever gotten ?
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I think MasterClass is running out of "famous" mentors
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I feel the same... So helpless because I can't do shit.
So .. I just *ignore* it feeling disappointed in myself nevertheless...
Helppppp
There r these ppl in the comments saying abt their situation in gaza and I shouldn't ignore it but it's kinda bothering me?
Should I just ignore it? Idk what to do, especially since it makes meh uncomfortable.
To those who think I hate them, NOOOOOOO. I feel bad but I can't do anything cuz ya girl is broke AF.
Any advice would be great
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All hail the ides of March
TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
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Bro I was spawned into a Wiki page of a city I live in WTF!!
Love the puns from Pun Hub
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Two Broke Bad
can’t believe saul goodman said this
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Sometimes I really wish I had a tail, just so I could lift it up and poop out....
Like an Elephant
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This is something that I wrote, lemme know
#israel palestine conflict#humanity#issue#the focus of the problem#with great power comes great responsibility#i stand on this hill#importance
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the wretched machine makes me see my true self
oh this here? this is my wretched machine.
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I had a dream last night, where my theatre buddies and I are moving to a new city. We're all in the airport or the train station, and find many more artists and cool people moving to the same city. And two of them started playing Cello and Lute randomly, while the third one hummed a smooth jazz tune. I was the only one listening to this while my theatre buddies were on the other side of the station sorting their coffee and chips and stuff... After a while, the many artists started singing a song with lyrics "I'd like to live in a thunder...", and since I didn't know the all lyrics of the song, I just gave the beats for it.
Now, the weird part is, I didn't know the lyrics of the song, that my mind magically composed in my own fuckin' dream.
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Remembering the time the entire class dissed me for using the word "sexy".
I wasn't even describing anyone. I was using it as a satirical commentary on how a mythological character would have catcalled another mythological character.
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Do you ever look at a video of yourself talking to someone, and notice your expressions, and responses, and the mannerisms, and the tourettes, and so much stuff... And you're just like "Am I artificial?" "Am I manufactured?" WTF is going on? Because I don't even recall myself blinking or twitching..
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My mom wearing glasses, holding her magnifying glass over her phone to look at every emoji in detail, while asking me their meaning and importance in the virtual world, and getting excited at their mere existence is the kind of vibes that I wanna live in someday...
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