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Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head

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Ah, yes. The two major food groups

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Oh HELL yes

still feel it is vitally important we have more sucked-into-a-portal-and-sent-on-magical-quest stories, but instead of a group of pre-teens it's a group of resentful night shift retail workers

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Can we talk about how much it sucks to interview a bank?

Like, I gotta give them a thorough try-out but it's such a pain in the ass! I don't want to turn off e-bill at Wells Fargo to turn it on at Chase because that means I'm stuck with two nationals for like 3 months

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With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

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The person who said the first one has cold beer and comfy patio furniture. You go, first-quote-person!

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.