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You had me at magical girl dresses.

able sisters was selling magical girl dresses so i proceeded to buy one of every color and run around my island getting my girls to change into them. best decision ever!

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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

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💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

^ Awwwww. This is sweet.

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Kuromi is the biggest mood.

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It's my birthday!!!

I'm officially a quarter of a century!

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AAGH! MY HEART! </3

A talk with mom

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SHE'S BEAUTY!

SHE'S GRACE!

SHE WANTS YOU OUTTA HER PLACE!!

Lavern Cavern!

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Awwwwww! <3

I am now the Lore Master!!!!

My Jackbox Experience, On Tumblr

@alanna-artroid taught me lore

@bliz-lol taught me creative interpretation

@doobledabbadoo taught me comedy

@k1stune taught me world-building

@mariegolddoesthings taught me to enjoy myself

@captainnait taught me to not me ashamed

@majestydeerakuma taught me how to have fun

@aneloquentloser taught me patience

@booloocrew-blog taught me the art of fanfiction

@coloredscribbli taught me THE HOSTS ARE GAY

The rest of you, TYSM

Happy March, let's make it a good one!

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HOW ARE ALL OF YOUR DESIGNS TOP-TIER?!?!

“You did your best, and it was terrible!”

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YEEEEEES~!!!

THIS IS GIVING ME LIFE!!!

Cookie but with outfits inspired of other types of cookies (repost since I messed up the outline in the mint chip one)

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YOOOOOO THAT LOOKS SO COOL!!!

Futuristic Cowboy!!!

The dand of the lion

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Jackbox Headcanons!

I felt like sharing some headcanons today. Just a few ideas I have for some of the hosts. I'll label each appropriately.

Master Mentalist:

He's skilled in various forms of magic. Hypnosis is just his favorite/specialty.

Rarely, if ever, raises his voice. He always speaks in a calm tone. Even if he's angry, which is also a rare occurrence, he'll still never raise his voice at someone. If HE'S mad at you, you've REALLY messed up.

Knows hundreds of ways to help people relax/get a good night's sleep. Good teas, soothing music, relaxed muscles, the works. It's easier to hypnotize people when they're relaxed. Helps get them into a trance.

That being said, he's TERRIBLE at going to sleep himself. He has tired eyes for a reason. It's not that he can't go to sleep, he just refuses to sleep at a decent time. The boy will stay up all night if you let him.

He enjoys hypnotizing the other hosts, just to see how they're affected by hypnosis. (With their permission, of course) Some of them are fighters, taking a considerable amount of time. Others soak it up like a sponge, rapidly falling into a trance.

As his (distant) cousin, he knows Schmitty very well. MM has been busy running his show, but they've kept in touch over the years. When Schmitty recommended him to Jackbox, he was on board with the idea.

Speaking of Schmitty, MM ADORES the Quips. They're just too cute! Likewise, the Quips really like him too. (Then again, the Quips like everybody) They really like playing in his magic hat.

He's easily startled by loud noises. It's one of the few times his voice is raised. He'll let out a loud yelp or squeal when he flinches. He no likey.

Jerri Rig

Is very logical in her approach to things. You HAVE to be when dealing with time-travel tech.

Can make all sorts of gadgets and gizmos out of anything. She DID turn a fridge into a time-travel device.

Secretly gets really excited about things. She tries to hide it as if she doesn't care, but you can see it in her smile.

Slightly cybernetic. The big box on her head DOES come off, but she prefers to keep it attached. Patches up a HORRIBLE head injury she suffered a long time ago. Let's just say there's a reason the box only has one eye.

Has a love-hate relationship with Master Mentalist. She often tries to find scientific explanations for his magic and is frustrated when this doesn't work. He finds it amusing. <3

Plays mini golf in her spare time. That's how she got the idea to use LOW scores for Time Jinx.

Acts sassy but actually really cares about people. She knows all the Time Jinx players personally since they're all time travelers.

Likes to listen to music while she works. Usually, remixes and electronic music.

Dictionary Keeper

Half angel, half devil. Mostly takes after her angelic side but can whip out her devilish features if needed.

Lives in a library in the clouds. More specifically, there's an apartment-esque part of the library she lives in. Her area has all the living essentials. A cute kitchen, a cozy bedroom, even the bathroom is pretty.

The ULTIMATE book nerd. She's read SO many books and is always eager to get more for the library.

Super friendly. She'll happily welcome anyone into the library. When she worked on Pack 6, she quickly befriended the other hosts. Even [REDACTED] was no match for her overwhelming sweetness! (They're dating.)

Finds words in the strangest possible places. In her sock drawer, in her hair, on her balcony, anywhere!

She's learning how to play the piano. This is shown in the credits song, which she performs herself.

Uses Dixie as a nickname, as Dictionary Keeper is a bit of a mouthful.

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Schmitty DOES strike me as a dog person.

???

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Normalize adorable hair clips! They spark joy!

I have a bunch of cute clips I wear sometimes. My coworkers are big fans of the bunnies.

I have these little beansprout hair clips right? I put them on my hats and in my hair sometimes and today a woman stopped me in the street to ask me what was the little plant on my head and if I "meant to put it there?"

After explaining to her it was a clip her entire face lit up and she wouldn't stop gushing about how cute and happy it was and told me I made her entire day before walking off.

idk man i'm living. my heart is full of so much joy rn

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Theory/Headcanon time! I hate to tell you this, but you've opened Pandora's Box.

*takes a deep breath* Here we go!

He's not dead or anything, he just has shadow magic. That's how he controls/befriended the Darkness. (You know, everyone's favorite wall of impending doom!) He also uses it to filter his voice and hide his face.

It's something that runs in the family. Everyone in his bloodline has had different experiences with this dark magic. His father used it for quick kills, his mother for prolonged kills, etc.

[REDACTED] is the MOST skilled with it, since he can summon with the Darkness, drag players down the halls into the shadows, teleport players wherever they need to go, and even has some necromancy! (Bringing one player back at the end if everyone dies)

As a child, he learned how to enter the Darkness safely and speak to the spirits within. A large part of his motivation is getting more ghosty friends.

He's getting stronger over time. This is evident in the sequel. (players get a second chance if everyone dies too soon) He hasn't mastered the brief time-travel powers yet, hence his confusion.

100% Momma's boy. (And was DEVASTATED when she died)

He was one of the youngest members family. He's also one of the LAST surviving members of his family. Most (if not all) of his family has passed away. This leaves him the inheritor of the family hotel, as well as the Darkness.

[REDACTED] is pansexual/panromantic. Gender/sex doesn't matter to him, he loves who he loves.

Very skinny and scrawny. He just CAN'T put on weight, no matter how much he eats. To compensate, he layers his clothing a lot. This gives the illusion he has more meat on his bones.

He dabbles in various hobbies, sewing being his favorite. He made the dolls himself, after all.

I have more, but I'm gonna stop myself. This list is getting long.

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It doesn't matter how smoked and crazy it sounds, it doesn't matter how little sense it makes as long as you have proof: Tell me your theories (in reblog) of TMP and its history, its characters or whatever the game itself is.

No shadow [REDACTED] please. (I'm sorry, I hate this theory, ghost or something like that, it's fine)

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*looks it up while being thrown*

Ah.

just learned what defenestration means

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This is so sad. Binjpipe, play Despasito.

Turned myself into a doll

Not funny, I died