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the american dream is breaking your toe on the stairs and not being able to afford medical care
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Microdosing friendship by liking each other's posts and sending a single dm back and forth every 6 months.
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One hand blogging the other strokin that thang 馃挴馃挴
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girls love having their little digital archives
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I鈥檓 working on creating a little Daikon homunculus. Now I just have to make the arms!
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yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself
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you set me up :(
trick or treat
Happy Halloween
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dude it's been over a month
trick or treat
Happy Halloween
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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness
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pissing off the neurotypicals by asking for specific times and holding them to specific times and being the only one to show up at specific times they chose
#personal shenanigans#i actually don't know how people live like this#sorry for asking what time you're off work#sorry that our landlord likes me for being the only one to show up on time#at a time that YOU chose#sorry for wanting quiet on weekdays and at night#i guess i'm just too autistic or something 馃檮#neurodivergence#autism
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posting '-_-' as a way of airing out the woes and sorrows
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