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i’m sorry but if i don’t disappear mysteriously, causing an odd group of people who knew me to get together to solve my disappearance, all the while they find out they all knew wildly different versions of me and didn’t really know me at all, then what has this all been for?

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Goldeen Goldeen Goldeen Gol-deeeen!  I’m begging of you please don’t take my man 

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me on a full weekend with family

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Spooky

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In this sequel he can only tell lies

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Me: I need to find more podcasts to listen to

Me @ Me: You currently have a total of 526 podcast episodes all lined up t–

Me: But what if I run out?

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

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When my wife decided to end her life. She, too, was being blackmailed by this odious man who now lies dead before us. He hated my wife for the same reason that he hated all of you. He believed that you were all thoroughly un-American. - Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

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Love, Simon is relatable because Simon literally gets a crush on everyone he makes eye contact with that he thinks could be gay and if that isn’t the biggest gay mood

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[gay panic]

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you: netflix and chill

me, an intellectual: queer eye and cry

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“US President Donald Trump’s Immigration Policy. (2018)”

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