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Debating re-doing my intro. 

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NEVERMIND

I GET IT. I HAVE FOUND A LOOPHOLE. Okay, you all expect my lovely headmate Alastor to be speaking right now, but no! It’s Telemachus! So anyway we found this LOVLEY loophole.

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I have heard that sweet pork tastes similar to human!

Advice!

If you miss the taste of human and know you cannot ethically obtain the meat, go for pig meat! It's pretty close to human. I'd recommend venison too, though that can be harder to obtain.

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Me after seeing my boyfriend added photos to my intro without my consent:

/j

Me after adding photos to my boyfriends intro post without his permission:

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Update is 18…

Also the RP thing is real 😅

“No guys I’m actually a demon from hell—“

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Hello! This is Vox! Wanted to let you know that I’ve read your pinned and that bodily we’re 18, so we are abiding by the rules. I’d like to chat with you some more, and maybe become mutuals? I don’t often find same source fictives so I’m very excited!!

My intro post is a little outdated, I made it when I first formed. Since then I tend to fall in the 40’s-50’s age bracket, so I was born around the same time as you, I just lived longer since I died in the 1950’s. I’m also less reserved these days, since my fiancé has brought me out of my shell quite a bit.

- @voxtek-enterprises

Hello Vox! Yes, I am perfectly fine it’s that. Finding other fictives is always exciting, so I do see where you’re coming from.

(I’m glad you’re coming out of your shell! 😁)

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Old or distinguished?

As Alastor: Nice blog you got there. It would be a shame if someone. Stole it.

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Bold of you to think anyone could steal my blog, old man! :]

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No but that sounds amazing.

Dammit, why are Cheez-itz so good?

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Exactly.We’re also biased because radios are rectangles which can be a square 😅

-Lucifer/Alastor

Dammit, why are Cheez-itz so good?

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Excuse me, my…feminine/masculine fellow, could you explain what this “sexuality” is?/silly

Happy Ace Day! ♠️🩶🤍💜

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Maybe but also I think I suck at typing/lh

Rewatched the pilot yesterday

Well.

Who wants jambalaya? My mother showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya! In fact, it almost killed her! I’m on a roll~!

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Rewatched the pilot yesterday

Well.

Who wants jambalaya? My mother showed me a wonderful recipe for jambalaya! In fact, it almost killed her! I’m on a roll~!

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VALID

See what your followers think!

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

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The white 😞/silly

See what your followers think!

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

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To eat their own, I suppose 😞

Dammit, why are Cheez-itz so good?

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Yknow we sent in a joke about how you’re turning angel into a cannibal apologist, but there’s a concerning amount of songs about cannibalism on his playlist now, you’ve got some ‘splaining to do /silly

-Cherrypie Sys🥧

There’s—ANGEL DUST??

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#AceAlastorWeek2025 day 7: International asexuality day! As an allosexual, Alastor’s asexuality is still very important to me. I think that everyone deserves to be able to relate to a character. Happy asexuality day everyone :) 🖤🩶🤍💜