alastwh0re

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this was literally me in the car today so real

I'm sorry, but Mimzy absolutely ruins Hell's Greatest Dad. Every time her part plays, I 100% skip.

Please leave, my hot dad's are singing.

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Lucifer takeover

Lucifer said ladies first

Lucifer said I eat pussy better than you can

Lucifer said you can't beat me in the streets or in the sheets

Lucifer said if I had a nickel for everytime I cucked the first man on earth I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but isn't it weird it happened twice

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i love lucifer implying he ate eve out too he’s such a player omg

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HES SO SNARKY LOOK AT HIM GO HEHE

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he started the sassy man apocalypse

Susan

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BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!

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yeah i need him in ways that are concerning to society

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your honor, it’s always going to be them

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👋🏼

im selling microwaved honey buns to throw at him. the price is a cool hi five.

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HAHA VOX

HAHAHAHA I CANT VOX CARES SO MUCH AND THE OTHERS COULD NOT GIVE A SHIT LESS

LIKE DUDE CHILL

ALSO CHARLIE YOU GO GIRL

I like how the team got fucking outfit changes. Like angel is just wearing a snazzy little hat for no good reason. We love to see it.

[alastwh0re]

this made me so happy

This scene means so much for the rest of the show. The fact that Pentious made it to heaven not only means that sinners can be redeemed but also that the winners can fall. I am 100% calling it now, we are going to see Adam in hell for the way he acted.

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i absolutely loved vox and the other vees in the finale their reactions to everything had me losing my MIND

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"I know you're an ace in the hole"

"A what now?"

GOD I LOVE ALASTOR AND I LOVE AROACE REPRESENTATION

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he’s literally just a little guy i love him

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hazbin hotel brainrot gang how we feeling after that finale.