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12 notes and I come out to my wife as gay

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Got damn that's fucking EVIL, eviller than me, the evilest scientist in the world!!

how it feels to be super super incredibly fucking evil ooouhh i don't read the terms and conditions i'm so bad >:)

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@official-doctor-robotnik omg tobby fox has u in his game?!

The secret valentine from the valentines newsletter is almost certainly confirmed to be the Egg Man at this point right?

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goat

My day job is analyzing wildlife photos, and I've been getting this strage creature on camera recently... can anyone tell me what it is?

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nOOOOOOOO

JOIN THE OFFICALVERSE

— @thought-process-offical

ok.

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so uhhhhhh what do you think of sonic hedgehog

He took my wife and fucked my crops

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JOIN THE OFFICALVERSE

— @thought-process-offical

ok.

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The blood is on your hands, Glenn.

I know what you did to the macaronis and cheeses, Glenn.

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fallout new vegas

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NOOOOO DDD:

You really shouldn't interrupt a cat's govt-mandated nap, Ivo

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Guardian of the egg my prostate, I'm the true guardian of Dr. Robotnik, you idiot

You really shouldn't interrupt a cat's govt-mandated nap, Ivo

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As a TikTok user, I'm PISSER FDDF OFFOTIHB IRYBK,WFGTV BGN KMU& TBDV'7

WAKE IT UP SHEEPLE!

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Hey it's Einstein here, uh please remove these characters from your games (even though I don't play them) because they look too pretty for my eyes and I might die of bedazzlement

Posting Maxie and Archie from Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire since y'all keep telling us to post them.

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@satan-offical is Br*t*sh, and that is my reason for eradicating all British life from the planet with my new invention.

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are you really albert einstein. if so do you ever think about how your last name rhymes with itself.

I never thought about that.... FUCK I NEED TO FIX THAT

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What did you think would happen.

Rocking up in an American church let's see what happens

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Literally it's so easy just microwave your face to get the ice cream out

My genius self when I remember I can just microwave the spoon to get the ice-cream out faster