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i have absolutely no idea what possessed me to do this, but have marcellus as a potato
potato marcellus.. pyetato
based off that one line from fyre:
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#shitposts#i find this unnecessarily funny#also is it just me or i absolutely cannot imagine marcellus as six foot tall#personally i have always seen him as short#on the subject of heights septimus is mentioned to be almost as tall as marcia at some point#so how tall is this kid is he just ridiculously tall because iirc marcia is also tall#or we can have the extremely cursed short marcia#and i refuse to believe in short marcia so Ridiculously Tall Septimus it is#i have no idea what im talking about#potato
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marcellus in Fyre, probably:
...marcellus asked calmly
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#shitposts#low effort#i dont know what to tag for this lmao#i would draw this but 1. i cant draw 2. i have no idea what julius looks like#julius pike#must specify here i am no harry potter fan i just find this stupidly funny
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MERRIN MEREDITH 💥💥💥
#septimus heap#merrin meredith#finally drew the little shit#this child is a menace to society#also yes i know the anatomy and perspective is fucked i cant draw 😔😔#also i drew this mostly from memory so this is most probably inaccurate to the actual design#idk why but whenever i get a mental image of merrin he's always flipping the viewer off#very merrin thing to do#art
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welcome to tHE cAsTLe rEsTauRanT
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#marcia overstrand#simon heap#anyways fun fact the simon/salmon pun has been in my head since the very first time i read septimus heap#someone help me think of more food puns im uncreative help#shitposts
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once again i have shitposted
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#simon heap#lucy gringe#alternatively septimus could be “guessed the password”#simon's password is either something about lucy or thunder#it's not that marcellus can't pay for netflix#he simply Won't#anyways that reminds me of that one time marcia borrowed his six guineas for merrin to stay with nursie#do you think she ever paid him back or is marcellus still sadly waiting for his money back#eh he'll be fine that man canonically carries a massive bag of gold around with him#like i said: walking robbery waiting to happen#shitposts
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I'm playing in a dnd campaign set in the septimus heap world and every time I see your posts I vibrate with glee
hi hello there! really glad you're enjoying my brainless shitposts haha
i will keep dumping out these shitposts whenever i have the inspiration and brainpower to do so so uh stay tuned i guess
(this is my first time getting asks on tumblr and i have no idea how to do this)
Obligatory Marcellus Pye to break the awkward tension (oh look i cant draw eyes, breaking news)
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anyways, septimus heap chess eating alignment chart
me when i make one meme then extend it to the rest of the universe
#septimus heap#imagine simon playing chess with domdaniel and randomly hearing a loud crunchy noise#“master are you eating the chess pieces again”#*incredibly mangled chess piece drops out of domdaniel's ribcage* (here you can tell i don't know how skeletons work)#“master that's the third set of chess pieces you've eaten this week”#also i feel like the likelihood of jenna eating the pieces depends on who she's playing with#with sep nicko and beetle she will absolutely crinch cronch with no hesitation#there is a 50/50 chance of simon eating a chess piece but regardless he will most likely still win#also spit fyre will eat anything so#not just the pieces probably he would eat the whole ass board as well#shitposts
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Obligatory Marcia Doodle (i have not drawn this lady in two years)
#septimus heap#marcia overstrand#if you're wondering what happened to the hand: i fucked it up#also fucked up my white pen trying to fix it so rip me and my pen#i also fucked up the dress but that is obvious#anyways i love marcia#she's been one of my favourite characters since the first time i read sep heap#anyways i suck at anatomy and proportions#art#my art
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☝️ my friend makes very cool art go follow her
I drew some oc stuff, like, way before—thought I’d share him with you guys. MY BOY LUKA!!
I think I’m going back into my digital drawing days finally—so, yay to me :D
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headcanon that marcellus plays the piano only really badly
at best he can play an incredibly simple tune like idk happy birthday or something but even that is horribly offkey
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#septimus heap headcanons#marcellus pye headcanons#at septimus and jenna's birthday he shows up with an incredibly fancy piano made of gold#then he sits down and plays them the world's most off key happy birthday#birthday wishes from uncle marcellus#etheldredda never let him get piano lessons but the old man is trying his best#idk this just makes a lot of sense in my head#alternatively: marcellus playing the kazoo
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breaking news: local five hundred year old man falls down the wizard tower stairs again, surprising absolutely no one
the aftermath:
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#nicko heap#marcia overstrand#marcellus falling down the stairs: CLINK CLONK CLINK CLANK#(the clink clonking is from all the gold he wears)#(man is a walking robbery waiting to happen)#his old man knees can't keep up with the magykal spinny stairs#also man probably tripped over his stupid fancy clown shoes#shitposts
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chess tips from your local five hundred year old man
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#marcellus pye my beloved#how is this man like fifty percent of my motivation#marcellus shitposts are now half my reason to live#anyways thanks to my friend for suggesting i do this#my art#angie sage#septimus: aging five hundred years trying to figure out how in the unholy heck does he keep losing to this old man#meanwhile marcellus: crinch cronch
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