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suggesting that corporate bosses were…formerly known for being nice?

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We’re gonna getcha

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flower kirby comm for someone on kofi <3

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This account is a NFT and AI-hate zone, so anyone who's into that garbage do not message or follow me ⛔️

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based on a real life convo !

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I don't want to be "private jet" rich, I want to be "buy everything I want in a museum shop" rich

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

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“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

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??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats

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YES its a knife in my pocket, AND im happy to see you. both can be true.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

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shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

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You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?