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Heyyyyy dad, this is Grizz. Guess who got sent to the principals office today. That’s right, me. The one and only

(Fern I swear I actually didn’t do anything bad 😭✋, I was there talking about the intense bullying I get at school)

That's too bad Kid. How about me and you get some ice cream on the way back? Maybe stop by the hardware store, get some supplies so I can deal with that....bullyin' problem of yours

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hi :)

Hi there yourself Sugar

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Morning, sir. I would just like to deliver you some coffee.

-@ask-seraphinaadams

Well ain't that nice? Thank you, now go get some kip. It's late

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Who’s the favorite child of the shadows?

-random shadow company recruit📞♠️

Ain't no way in hell I'm answering that. I do not need the headache.

*cough* @ask-roze *cough*

Damn...must be gettin' a bit under the weather

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Dr.Blackwood paints a Trans flag on his fist and looks at Graves before slowly putting his hand behind his back

You seen nothing.

Dr.Blackwood

Don't know why you think I'm the same as a bigoted dad. You think I give a shit? Just make sure the paint doesn't melt off and stain your uniform.

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BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful in and out 🌈 🌟💕

To you and the rp person behind this

Fern here-

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Sir, a chunk of drywall just came crashing down. Someone told me to eat it, and someone else said I should break it apart and throw it at people who annoy you. This is like my first week here, and I can't tell if they're serious or not. Please help. :(

Flip a coin. Would be more accurate than anything with how these shadows get right after an op

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(a stray kitten appears out of nowhere in base)

kitten: mew….

Well ain't you cute? Cmere kitty, we're gonna get you all nice and fixed up

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:3

*nibbles you and runs away*

Hey- I thought we were done with all the damn bitiny on base! Rascals, I tell ya

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Graves respectfully I want to put you in a little jar and shake it but also put a little cowboy sticker on it and feed you little bits of crackers

- slightly drunk @crowcawcaw-141

Doesn't sound worse than bootcamp. I could use the damned break

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Dad- Er.. uh.. Sir, do I have clearance to bake banana bread in the base kitchen for yours truly? Or a pie... I can make pie if you do not like banana bread... Or cookies...

-Call sign Snitch

You don't need my damn permission to use the facilities Shadow. Just make sure to share, y'hear?

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The sign up papers for shadow company had an adoption clause ?!? 😰 How long have you been my dad ?

Since you signed up Shadow. Seemed more efficient that way with the way all of y'all have parental issues

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Sir, i miss you… where are you?

I ain't dead thats for damned sure

(Fern here- um...yeah. mental health went to shit and my schedule was busy. Needless to say, all of my energy was being used for surviving? I am back! Trying my best, so sorry to everyone for leaving their asks sitting for like. Weeks for the oldest ones ;-;)

(So sorry)

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verrryy slowly leans in and bites your arm. /nsx /nr - 🐾

Hey- no. Not when I'm signin' papers.

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What is the incident?

Also... here is a (just slightly overcooked) pie. Hopefully, you enjoy the treat. (・・;) 🥧

We don't talk about that. Company policy. Thanks for the pie, put it in the rec room. The Shadows could use the moral boost

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hi graves! its me, the anon who with a toxic relationship problem. thought i'd give an update :) i dont hang out with them now unless its strictly needed and i feel so much better. i feel kinda bad because i'm so snappy with them now whenever i do have to talk to them just cause im on edge and i've told myself im not letting them treat me like that anymore so i feel like i'm kinda being unnecessary sometimes but everythings much better. i dont interact with them very much at all and i hang out with much better people now :)

Sounds like you're doin' a sight better now, huh Sweetheart. I'm proud of you

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"mi mi mi" or "wi wi wi"?

Mi mi mi. Wi wi wi is too french for me