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surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???

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Okay, but how is it that my tics learned to whistle before I did!? I didn't figure out how to whistle until after it became a tic!

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A collection of diving birds.

A kingfisher, a pelican, an osprey, and a booby.

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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

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"do you tic in your sleep" literally how would I know

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"do you tic in your sleep" literally how would I know

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the "god DAMNIT" kills me Every Time

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CAST CAST NOW CAST NOW DO NOT HESITATE CAST FUCKING NOW

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Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

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Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I'm writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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Can someone help me out because for a long time I’ve had like. Moderate?

Balance issues, when walking straight sometimes I’d lean to the side and cross my foot over to keep balance, when walking around corners I very often “leave” my torso while moving my feet around the corner, hitting the wall. But whenever I don’t i end up falling to one side? Sometimes I tilt when standing or crouching or bending down, and then tilt the other way to straighten out, but when I do I realize I’m falling backwards and cannot adjust because I’m adjusting sideways already does this make sense? If I stretch my back or something I usually end up taking a few steps back to keep myself from falling (not due to leaning when I stretch but from disorientation when I’m back upright?)

I have a pair of wide bottom docs that are heavy and hard to lean in (I also stand on the outsides on my feet a lot, or walk with them a bit curved in which I sometimes trip because of?) and those help with balance because if I’m tilting I can lift a foot up and the weight redistributes a bit? Any shoe that’s very flat helps a bit too but not by much. I am on a medication right now that “may cause dizziness” which I did have a very bad experience with on a dif med but it has been like this since before then ofc...

Im struggling lol, and while I *will* ask my doctor next time I see them, I wanted to hear the thoughts of the people haha

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My sister and I worked out the perfect cast for Muppet Dracula

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i must be really bad at interpreting facial expressions, because when this meme took off, everyone seemed to interpret the woman's face as "horny" or "yearning"

but i only saw simmering rage

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Achilles: Patroclus is dead so I'm going to sleep next to his corpse, fight a river God, butcher Hector and then drag his body around Troy with my chariot for a few days

Odysseus: why???

Achilles: he was like 95% of my impulse control

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Soho has taken the Crowley route and gone mini!

Check out this amazing BTS of how creator davidminiatures (IG) brought the spirit of Good Omens 2 and Soho to life. @neil-gaiman