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Being neurodivergent and chronically ill is crazy because you already have issues with executive functions and then your body hinders you even more. AND your sensory issues are heightened by the pain you feel.
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You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.
Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think
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behold, honse
went through a lascaux horse phase and the results are uhhhh *checks list* bumper stickers, bookmark, sticker sheet, and die cut sticker
[shop] - honses will be released into the wild on May 3 (2025)
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"Don't eat that cheese! It's the lich of the dairy world..."
-Rogue
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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Happy Pride Month! Could I interest you in a snail or two? 🐌🌈
(these are also all available on my Redbubble)
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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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my bet's on sophie
Sophie Baldwin this, Sophie Baldwin that.
Have you ever considered Sophie would be an absolute menace with their scissors
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#League of Darkness and Flames#I would need to see what the book is about before i read this#like i would with all books? i don't read a book only because of the title#but since it's YA fantasy i'd probably end up giving it a shot#YA can be fun
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Just one? King Cone...no, Drum Stick, wait...Strawberry Shortcake, no...Chocolate Eclair...
#choco taco#but i like multiple on this list hehe#usually could only afford like a fudgesicle when i was a kid
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