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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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Use the offer code TUMBLRINA and get 11% off on coffee or tea.

(Or soap! Or socks! Or household cleaning products!)

(And yes, I'm making you type TUMBLRINA into the offer code box.)

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Slug Jax

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And how do You know that, huh Animeboy? Freaking Otaku? Nerdy ass weeb?

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And now I have to take a big ass pill 3 times A DAY

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Welp turns out I had a skin infection

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Stuck in the urgent care waiting room rn

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i dont cut because im trying to die

i dont cut because im a masochist

i cut because the physical pain overpowers the mental pain and for a single moment in my pathetic fucking life i feel numb and being numb is the closest i am to being happy

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I'm goinf fucking insane holy shit

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