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Agreed

Worst Steven universe characters

1. It’s impossible

2. To say that

3. These characters

4. Have flaws

5. They’re all so

6. Great

7. In their own ways

8. None of them

9. Are the worst

10. Ronaldo

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Me

Today is one of those days where you think it’s gonna be a good mental health day but you end up crying in the bathroom on the floor bc your socks don’t match

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Do you ever see the fat on your body and all at once it’s just suddenly way too overwhelming and you’re practically screaming get it off get it off GET IT OFF!!!!

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I’m an angry

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My boyfriend accidentally caught on fire and proceeded to text me “it was lit”

And this is why I’m dating this one

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mark, ethan, and jack

AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, MARK IS NOT SHORT AND DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THOSE SHORT JOKES/INSULTS. THEY ALL CLEARLY BELONG TO ETHAN.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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Me too

Me: don’t care about my grades, no cares in the world

Also me: If I let one grade slip I let my whole gpa slip and then I stop trying all together and next thing you know I’m dropping out of high school and living in a van and smoking the weed with some hooligans

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Amy: [trips on air]

Mark: Haha, you’re so clumsy.

[later, when Amy’s not around]

Mark, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE FUCK DO YOU THINK-

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Mood

Me: I am jordan leAnn Kikolski. I have a 4.4 gpa and want to be a neurosurgeon.

Also me: BABE I WANT A SHARK TATOO BECAUSE SHARKS GO CHOMP

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EQUALLY IMPORTANT POST

vagina

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VERY IMPORTANT POST

penis

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If you have a significant other I suggest letting them use a blanket of yours so the blanket smells like them. It's the best.

(don't judge me lol)

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Me: I’m gonna go to sleep early tonight!

Me at 3 am: oh golly buzzfeed will tell me which kind of bread I am this is important

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heh.

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Oh my god Jordan, you're obsessed

Him: hey are you okay?

Me: yeah

My mind: jfk was Assassinated on November 22 1963 by lee Harvey Oswald in Texas on a nice day but it was raining earlier in the day and he was just trying to get publicity for his campaign with his wife Jackie Kennedy who was wearing a pink wool knock off french suit holding a bouquet of roses and his Vice President John Connally who also got shot in the shoulder and