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Over the years, the batfam has slowly noticed, why exactly Dick's mom had nicknamed him robin. Ofcourse he was born on the first day of spring and is always flitting about, but there's more...robin-like traits that have long since cemented his original robin status

Bruce, rushing to check up on his newly adopted child, Dick, who just walked into a glass door with eyes wide open: Chum? Why did you just walk into glass?

Dick: What glass?

Bruce: I-

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Jason, watching teen, newly discowing!Dick pack up his stuff to move out: Why do you have that hoard?

Dick, shoving his collection of shiny objects, including but not limited to, pins, buttons, spoons, forks, medals and trophies, into a bag: What hoard?

Jason:

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Tim, traumatized after having seen Dick dance in front of Barbara at a ball: Why would you willingly do that? Was that a mating dance?

Dick: A what? I'm not a bird, Tim

Tim: ok

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Damian, looking disgruntled as Dick spoonfeeds him some porridge: Why must you insist on this, Richard? I am 10, not 4

Dick: But you work so hard for patrol and school everyday!

Documentary playing in the background: And the Mama Bird will feed it's chick until it is big enough to hunt on it own....

Damian: ...

Damian: Tt. Fine, you may.

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Duke, on a rare night patrol, batting Batman!Dick away after the fifth time he tried to cover him with his cape: Dude quit it

Dick: But you're vulnerable at night because of your suit!

Duke, suddenly remembering how birds will try to cover their chicks with their wings to keep them safe: I owe tim so many churros

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And also, ofcourse, the many, many times Bruce has seen them all huddling together around Dick like they actually are robin chicks huddling around a robin mama

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You know how the Robins were trained to be able to fight enemies way bigger than them, since they started really young and also were taught by Batman (a Very Big Guy)?

It just occured to me that the reverse is also true: Batman is very good at fighting very short enemies.

I wonder if it ever came up.

Like if someone was trying to use their smaller size to their advantage and surprise Batman but it's just. Impossible. There is no move his little hypercompetent gremlins didn't already try against him.

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Ok back to regularly scheduled antagonism

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The yapper & the “what the f are you even TALKING ABOUT”

I love my ninjago ocs

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Aftg comic strip concept

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somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree

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the lipstick stains in her cigarette smoke

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A boy and his cow🌾

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Idrew this in 10 minutes on a broken phone kicking my feet giggling and stuff

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Girls🥺💞

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Oh ghost cole

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okay as compensation to anyone who’s been wanting to stake me for my last post

Sobft heatpad…………cuddles.and then nothing bad every happens to them ever and they are fine you guys.. idk what y’all are talking about..

Specifically @rainofthetwilight . Hi here’s your. I said I’d do it, and I did. Thus, enjoy

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the braincell fizzles 

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It’s canon that Geo made matching jewellery for him and Cole because I said so /j

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I need Jordana and Lloyd to talk so bad

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guys i am so rogue brainrotted it’s unhealthy!!!!!!!!!