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“can playing a video game be spiritual?” bruh play animal crossing at 2:23 am on a calm rainy night and u will transcend space and time and find peace

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Hace unos dias vi una serie de gifs de Marie Kondo explicando que a la hora de ordenar nuestra ropa debemos elegir la que nos produce felicidad, y para no sentirnos mal por la ropa que queremos botar, agradecer el tiempo que estuvo esa prenda estuvo con nosotros y dejarla ir..

Esto me llamo la atención y luego en Netflix descubri que habia una serie de ella, donde va a casas de personas y las ayuda a organizar. Me gusto su método y quise compartir algunos de sus consejos con ustedes. Quien sabe. Siempre se aprende algo 😉

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Terrible idea:

Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.

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so something i think the rpc/writing community may have been sleeping on but i wanted to share…

“MEDIEVAL FANTASY CITY GENERATOR” 

by watabou

it’s a random generator for custom cities/towns that are perfect for things like roleplaying, writing, and d&d. it’s simple but just complex enough to allow for customization of the things you’d like to change

honestly i love this page because it’s so helpful for so many different things?? i can’t show all of the customization options here in the images but some are, but not limited to:

small, medium, or large maps

changing the map coloring

you can add a title and key

you can warp certain points for small adjustments

.png export

saving wips

and so much more!!

honestly the best way to learn all that the generator does is to play with it yourself. i adore using this and hope it helps anyone who also needs a similar resource!!

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Me as I preorder PQ2 despite being cranky about there being no English dub:

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Do y’all like my new apron?

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https://www.deviantart.com/sylviaritter

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“Transsexuals will never be true women and men”

Me:

“Abortion is murder!”

Me:

“Blue lives matter!”

Me:

"Capitalism doesn’t harm the environment!”

Me:

"Being gay is against the laws of nature!”

Me:

"There are only 2 genders!”

Me:

"Why is it wrong to say the N-word, you fucking snowflake?”

Me:

"Terf is a slur! Don’t say terf!”

Me:

"Asexuals aren’t part of LGBT+”

Me:

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Some dumb guy trying to make Sigourney Weaver seem more attractive for a movie:

A very smart man who definitely consulted a lesbian:

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Isabelle cosplay by Shellanin

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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Q eye except Jonathan has a gun

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WATCH TOTALLY SPIES! FOR FREE ON YOUTUBE

Not sure if anyone knew about this, but you can watch the first 5 seasons of Totally Spies! and The Movie for free on YouTube. It’s on the official Totally Spies! channel to watch. Below are links to watch Seasons 1-5 and The Movie. 

Note: Season 6 is not yet available to watch on the official Totally Spies! YouTube Channel.

SEASON 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnD1rv_IWyU&list=PLFP5pUyg4YtCB5Vd5xtOMvoF-St0t2ScN

SEASON 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCTnAYf6WXo&list=PLFP5pUyg4YtCYavXQ15PuIab9KWMdDxV2

SEASON 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_iMKIQVdA8&list=PLFP5pUyg4YtDeVerAGUYI2TSpha1hn97V

SEASON 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDbXAu0MAZQ&list=PLFP5pUyg4YtDPx-BgBA4n6JlNsgnbyzB0

SEASON 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opriQgMLay4&list=PLFP5pUyg4YtABmzK76KO6_6O5vSP6s32v

Totally Spies! The Movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zrgbA3FMVE

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