alexdaylight

[alexdaylight]

Things my chemistry teacher who is sick and tired of my bullshit has said and it’s been one semester.

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Me: You’re just mad that I’m right.

Chem teacher: YES.

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Chem teacher: *tells off a student for swearing across the room*

Me: I swore directly in front of you two minutes ago and you didn’t say anything.

Chem teacher: That’s all you do.

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Chem teacher: That’s horrific.

Me: I think it’s creative.

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Me: Are ya winning, Son?

Chem teacher: ….I am not your child. You did not birth me into this world.

Me: You don’t know that.

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Chem teacher: Believe me, Red Hulk and Falcon are gonna kiss.

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Chem teacher: I feel so judged when Alexander stares at me, I’ve never felt more shame.

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Chem teacher: No one understands my organization except for me.

Me: That’s an adhd thing.

Chem teacher: No comment.

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Chem teacher: -It’s called “disassociation”, the thing most of you do while I’m talking.

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Chem teacher: *to my lab partner* You just gotta greet the world with open arms.

Me: ….was that a reference?

Chem teacher: No. *walks away humming Open Arms*

Me: YOU-

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Chem teacher: *calculating how many twinkies(sugar content) it would take to off him* -It would take about approximately 140 Twinkies to kill me. So- *dumps around a hundred Twinkies onto his desk*

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Both me and my friend felt nostalgic so we made Techno and Philza into Honkai Star Rail characters

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So I was scrolling my blog and I DO NOT REMEMBER POSTING THIS. AT ALL.

I believe it, it’s totally something I would say but I do not remember this.

Hear me out.

An Arcane au where absolutely everything is exactly the same except one detail- Jinx livestreams everything, I mean everything, even the scenes she wasn’t there miraculously (like how March 7th in hsr gets pictures from scenes she wasn’t even present). Jinx streams everything, yes even the scenes you’re thinking of right now.

Can you tell it’s 2 am and I CAN’T FUCKING SLEEP

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I’m so indescribably excited for this movie, I have no words, I want to see it so bad.

Also the MCU sure is fueling my bisexuality right now.

I will be watching Thunderbolts* for the plot.

The plot:

Also the plot:

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Don’t mind meeee just reblogging this so I don’t have to scroll for 10 minutes to find it again.

30 Arcane Season 2 Tumblr Mobile Gif Headers (download link); your blog background color must also be set to WHITE in order for the header effect to work

‼️ DO NOT DIRECTLY SAVE THESE FROM TUMBLR ‼️ The headers on Tumblr are compressed. They won't look good if you save them here directly. They're only here for a preview. Please view and download them all from Google Drive instead. Download Link: (HERE)

Some more notes:

There are 30 basic gif headers in the gdrive for you to choose. Please like/reblog if you do use them.

If you don't know how to upload a mobile header, you can find my guide here.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR BLOG BACKGROUND IS WHITE. Else, bottom header effect will look off.

The intended effect will look like this:

DO NOT RESIZE THE HEADER WHEN USING THEM. It will look wonky. Just click "done" after you upload them.

You can find a masterlist of all my Tumblr mobile and Discord headers here. I'll update the masterlist with these new season 2 headers when I'm more free.

Credit is not necessary, but highly appreciated.

I'll try to do a another batch next time.

Enjoy!

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15 minutes into the movie I decided they should kiss.

Am I the only one that ships them???

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Fine, I’ll watch the Sonic movies.

You know what? Screw you! *jayviks your stobotnik*

[alexdaylight]

Hear me out.

An Arcane au where absolutely everything is exactly the same except one detail- Jinx livestreams everything, I mean everything, even the scenes she wasn’t there miraculously (like how March 7th in hsr gets pictures from scenes she wasn’t even present). Jinx streams everything, yes even the scenes you’re thinking of right now.

Can you tell it’s 2 am and I CAN’T FUCKING SLEEP

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Arcane artists.

Someone draw Jayce Talis in this dress and my soul is yours

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I handed my token straight friend my list of chapter titles for writing some of which contain notes beside them which prompted her to ask-

“What is a Ranboo and what is a Tubbo?”

I fucking feel old.

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ok, bet

Lore drop. i love the bee movie, it's my favorite movie, it's the best movie ever and it's the only movie ive ever seen.

this is definitely me mlepbean and not @alexdaylight who has not stolen my phone and tried to copy and paste the whole bee movie script into a tumblr post but it didn't work

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YOU FUCKING LIAR, PISS YOUR PANTS

Lore drop. i love the bee movie, it's my favorite movie, it's the best movie ever and it's the only movie ive ever seen.

this is definitely me mlepbean and not @alexdaylight who has not stolen my phone and tried to copy and paste the whole bee movie script into a tumblr post but it didn't work

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This is me coming out as a Maddie enjoyer. I like her, I think she’s cute.

How could I not love an adorable, vaguely Scottish girl kisser

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Y’know when you have that problem where two of your hyperfixations are fighting for control of your brain so hard that you just combine them?

Yea, so this is how I make au’s

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Update

Gillion Cookiestrider

Gillion Tidecookie

Cookie Tide strider?

….

Fuckin fish cookie, idk