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am i the only one who thinks that season 4 of the chilling adventures of sabrina has been confirmed right after the second one because they will skip the third one since 3 is the divine number in the bible or am i just overthinking
#that show is consuming my life#i love it#i think i have a soft spot for witchy shows#the chilling adventures of sabrina#tcaos#caos#sabrina spellman#zelda spellman#hilda spellman#ambrose spellman#i mean it would be really cool
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Conclusion: Harvey and Jughead literally have the exact same denim jacket and I’m living for it.
#in case you haven’t noticed they’re weird#they’re weirdos#have you ever seen them without that stupid denim jacket on?#that’s weird#im not trying to bully harvey tho dont worry#only riverdale
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Just kidding ily
Pray for my friend
Nothing wrong with her, she just doesn't know how to say jacksepticeye's name and keeps sending me stuff like this
#i actually love mark even tho he’s lowkey a psycho#and jack[redacted]eye is pretty funny too#now we went into eachother fandoms the world is about to end
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DID YOU JUST ASK PEOPLE TO PRAY FOR ME BECAUSE I WATCH THE TED BUNTY TAPES AND CAN’T PRONOUNCE JACKEAIFSYDPIECE WHILE YOU LITERALLY SPAM ME WITH HIS AND MARKIPLIER’S MINECRAFT VIDEOS AND MEMES EVERYDAY I-
Pray for my friend
Nothing wrong with her, she just doesn't know how to say jacksepticeye's name and keeps sending me stuff like this
#what kind of knowledge is a 30yo man destroying rock by HAND on minecraft gonna give me#and yeah no shit i cant pronounce his name???? is like someone smashed their head into the keyboard???#also they........yell too much ok#shane and ryan are chill dudes
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I know he doesn’t look it, but he is one of the most dangerous men in the world.
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hi guys please subscribe to my friend's youtube channel its name is "filos aquarium" his videos are in italian but please subscribe he literally forced me to tell everyone I know about it
#he will literally chase me please#like he does aquarium stuff related videos and ngl he knows a lot about it#but yea its in italian so idk dont turn the notifications on just subscribe#i sound like an attention whore and its not even for my own channel i-#jfc i hate sounding like those people that bitch will pay for it
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update: I confessed and I've been rejected but we had a really romantic escape in florence's hard rock cafe that ended up with a kiss on the cheek so yea
My crush left me on read I wanna die
#that will forever remain one of my favourite memories#we havent been in touch since i confessed since it was pretty akward for the both of us but i was already expecting it#you know what i want to tell how it went but rn im too lazy and i have to finish ahs coven#ill probably do it tonight at 1 am and have a mental breakdown abt it
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do you ever want to marry someone but like platonically
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idk who crowly and ahsahsfadfahfdsh are or why they keep showing up on my dash but i support them
#big mood#did i watch good omens? no#do i even have amazon prime? no#do i understand the concept of the story? no#do i still very much support them? absolutely
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Bi ppl: *exist*
My ace ass:
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they didn't give us a flyer. those bitches. they just lost a future vote
Resume of how this Saturday with my friend turned out
SCOPACASA
Bro do you think they’ll give us a flyer?
Geek stop
tRaCeR kEy cHaN
Hot people at the bar
BITCH STOP BITING THE FUCKING ICE OH MY FUCKING GOD STAWP I HATE YOU
Bro do you think they’ll give us a flyer pt2
They didn’t
Motherfuckers
@moonchildweirdo
#this is a terrible way to promote your political party#also please. stop biting ice. im begging you#ye i agree we should go out more often and make the city our bitch
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steve upon seeing past steve: dammit now i have to kick my own ass ugh
tony upon seeing past tony: give that bitch a heart attack. kill him
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me, after my seventieth mental breakdown: ok i think i may be over endgame
marvel, slamming the new far from home trailer on my face: do you want a crying peter parker who's been destroyed by tony's death? do you want jarvis to become a new father figure for peter even though he's as broken as him? do you want the confirmation of an alternate universe where everyone is probably alive but where the idea of bringing any of them back will never happen to avoid to alternate its reality? is that what you want? bitch
#marvel please#seeing my smol bean cry isnt good for my health#spiderman far from home#peter parker#tom holland#spiderman: far from home#endgame spoilers#mysterio#tony stark#marvel#spiderman
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some guy at the recovery centre: yo fam those tattoos are lit, the meaning behind them must be spooky as fuck bruh it's from the oujia board isn't it?
klaus, remembering that time he tried to buy the original stg peppers lonely hearts club band suits with reginald's credit card when he was 13: yes
i headcanon klaus as a hardcore beatles fan that decided to tattoo hello and goodbye on his hands because it’s his favourite song from them and later discovered it could have been mistaken by some edgy spooky stuff
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#it's jerome missing hour baby#i know i havent posted anything gotham related in like one month but its not because i didnt like it im just#three episodes behind#please dont throw tomatoes @ me i swear ill try to catch up#wow what a useless rant
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when you realize that Stephen’s not apologizing at the end of infinity war for giving away the time stone, he’s apologizing because he knows the only way, the literal only way, to defeat Thanos is for Tony Stark to die
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